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posted on 1-4-2006 at 05:02 AM Edit Post
Michaels vs. Kane- solid warm-up before NYR.

Trish vs. Mickie James- This match will be good but is being completely Katie-Vicked to death by the HLA trash. Word to WWE: I have defended your company against the moronic IWC but when you continue to push the HLA garbage you are only giving credibility to your critics. HLA is trash and has no place in the wrestling world. If you want to continue pushing HLA, then I suggest you get your program off USA and find yourself a new home on one of the premium cable channels like HBO and Cinemax, the adult PPV channels, or just go to Bravo where you can join the line up of screwed up shows like ďQueer as FolkĒ and ďQueer Eye for the Straight GuyĒ!

Carlito and Masters- I have no problem with Masters or Carlito being in the main event of a PPV. Thatís the kind of push they need without giving them a quick push to the championship for no reason whatsoever.

Triple H vs. Big Show- This feud speaks for itself in big quantities.

Edge vs. Ric Flair- Does it really matter who goes over in this match? It seems like only yesterday Ric Flair was being respected by the IWC when he won the IC title and feuded with Triple H. Now this same band of morons quickly do a heel turn on the Nature Boy with pathetic references to old age! Come on people! Youíre either for or against Flair in the ring! Make up your freakiní minds! Neither man can lose by losing. If Flair loses, Edge will look more like a World title contender for beating a stronger 16-time World Champion. If Edge loses, he will have made Ric Flair look like a strong IC champ. Edge has been IC and tag team champ multiple times over. He no longer has to prove himself with the IC title. He still has his MITB World Title shot. Thatís what really counts.

Helms vs. Lawler- I donít have a problem with the match. There just seems to have been too little build up towards it to have any real merit.

Divas match- No comment.

Sheltonís mama- I was quite surprised that she didnít bring Shelton a bowl of Campbellís Chunky Soup.

Cena vs. Angle- I like Angle as a heel. He does it so well. Itís natural for him. He was right when he said that he earned those YOU SUCK chants. Those YOU SUCK chants are gold because they are sort of ironic. Angle doesnít suck in the ring! Itís his character and his attitude thatís supposed to suck. I refuse to boo a face champ just because people claim that everyoneís doing it. I didnít appreciate Hulk Hogan getting that kind of treatment years back and I donít approve of Cena getting treated like that today! What really disappointments me is that in his promos he says that he never backs down and he never ever quits. I wouldíve thought that kind of attitude would get respect in our society. Unfortunately our society tells us to accept defeat and accept our dreams being crushed. Well FU society and FU anti-Cena fans! You Ďre a bunch of losers because you donít know how to accomplish anything. Youíre too busy teaching yourselves and others how to accept defeat that you lack the wisdom to gain victories in your life. You donít like that somebody hangs on to his accomplishment by refusing to back down and refusing to quit? Well thatís too bad. You want to boo somebody like Cena who will fight and fight to not give up his championship for anything? Cena was right about you anti-Cen fans. John Cena is champ and if you canít see that, then you really canít see him! Itís not Cena who sucks. Itís not Angle that sucks. Itís you anti-Cena fans that suck.

Do I know whoís going to walk out as champ at NYR? Maybe, maybe not. Iím not in the habit of giving away outcomes to matches and storylines like the moronic IWC seems to be hooked on doing. Iím not going to comment on this weekís RAW as a whole because their stupid HLA segment disqualifies them from getting an overall grade. Iím not going to give this weekís RAW an A, B, C, D, or F. Iím just going to give this weeks RAW an Incomplete. Last weekís RAW gets an Incomplete too.

[Edited on 1-4-2006 by dudewithattitude]

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 05:18 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by dudewithattitude
Well FU society and FU anti-Cena fans! You Ďre a bunch of losers because you donít know how to accomplish anything. Youíre too busy teaching yourselves and others how to accept defeat that you lack the wisdom to gain victories in your life. You donít like that somebody hangs on to his accomplishment by refusing to back down and refusing to quit? Well thatís too bad. You want to boo somebody like Cena who will fight and fight to not give up his championship for anything? Cena was right about you anti-Cen fans. John Cena is champ and if you canít see that, then you really canít see him! Itís not Cena who sucks. Itís not Angle that sucks. Itís you anti-Cena fans that suck.



OK dude. You're more than entitled to your opinion and if John Cena is your cup of tea, nobody's going to think any less of you for that. But a few things...

1) If you don't like anti-Cena fans, you came to the wrong place.

2) Talking like that is going to get you banned by the mods in a hurry. They have a very low tolerance for unprovoked flaming, which pretty much summarizes everything I just quoted from you.

3) Even if the mods let that slip, the other posters on here won't. Nobody likes being told that their opinion makes them a loser. You saying that anti-Cena fans are losers because they don't accomplish anything is like me saying Cena fans are losers because rap sucks. Those are both baseless accusations and opinions, not solid facts (for the record, I don't think Cena fans are losers anymore than I think anti-Cena fans are losers. I like Chris Masters, most don't. To each his own).

4) If you DO feel the need to call people here losers, you'd better be prepared to back that up. Unfortunately for you, most of the core posters in this board are in the 24+ bracket and established in some type of career or another, or are at least on their way. Although I've only met borntorun and angstboy in person (neither of whom were even close to being losers), I'll vouch for every single poster on here as good folks and not losers.

So let me offer you a suggestion- explain why we should cheer Cena rather than hurling about ignorant flames because we don't. You'll get much better results.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 06:23 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by dudewithattitude
Unfortunately our society tells us to accept defeat and accept our dreams being crushed. Well FU society and FU anti-Cena fans! You Ďre a bunch of losers because you donít know how to accomplish anything. Youíre too busy teaching yourselves and others how to accept defeat that you lack the wisdom to gain victories in your life. You donít like that somebody hangs on to his accomplishment by refusing to back down and refusing to quit? Well thatís too bad. You want to boo somebody like Cena who will fight and fight to not give up his championship for anything? Cena was right about you anti-Cen fans. John Cena is champ and if you canít see that, then you really canít see him! Itís not Cena who sucks. Itís not Angle that sucks. Itís you anti-Cena fans that suck.

I get it! It's like you're some dude... with an attitude!

Gimmick posts and gimmick posters are not welcome. At all.

If you want to support Cena as a fan, please find a way to do so that isn't "posting a promo" or so totally offensive to anyone who isn't a Cena fan. If you cannot post without somehow demonstrating to everyone that you're a dude with an attitude, then you will probably need to find a new site shortly.

[Edited on 1-4-2006 by ModSquad]





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 06:53 AM Edit Post
John Cena as WWE Champion is my cup of tea and I don't appreciate fans peeing in it. Here's a few things for you...

1) If you donít like people who tell it like it is, then youíre addressing the wrong poster.

2) I have a very low tolerance for hypocrisy from know-it-alls who consider themselves higher ups, which is why I could care less what the mods think. Iím not interesting in satisfying their overpushed egomaniacal whims. I say what I believe even if it goes against the majority or the so-called higher ups.

3) I think anybody that would boo a person who refuses to quit and refuses to back down in order to hold on to whatís rightfully his is a loser. I believe thereís a lot of value in that kind of attitude. Unfortunately weíre being conditioned to learn to accept losses without being conditioned on how to overcome obstacles to prevent future losses. I am a big fan of the person that will fight to the death for the things that mean everything to them. I am a big fan of people that donít back down and donít quit and I donít believe that character deserves to be booed. Giving up or losing should never be an option, only a last resort.

4)Since you fancy yourself an authority on posting, wrestling, debating and think my approach to anti-Cena fans is based on ignorance, accusations, and opinions, why donít you or some anti-Cena poster explain to me why Cena should be booed, without using tired, washed-up, and stale opinions and simply using straight forward facts?

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On the contrary, there is a place for HLA in the Women's division


On the contrary, no there isn't. I have zero tolerance for HLA or any form of homosexuality being displayed on any T.V show, especially when children may be the viewers. I have zero tolerance for homosexuality representation period and if the mods have a problem with that, I really don't give a rat's behind. I'm not going to play the Seinfeld card and say that HLA doesn't belong in wrestling, not that there is anything wrong with that. HLA doesn't belong in wrestling because there is something wrong with that. I'm not going to cater to the American Pie mentality that needs a reason to masturbate when watching wrestling. No way.

[Edited on 1-4-2006 by ModSquad]

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 07:24 AM Edit Post
[Edited on 1-4-2006 by dudewithattitude]
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posted on 1-4-2006 at 07:28 AM Edit Post
To Everyone:

I apologize. I was so busy moving these posts into another thread that I didn't check who was posting. I should have done that immediately. I didn't. I failed all of you, and I hope I don't make that mistake again. I got lazy. I will work twice as hard in the future.

I'm sorry.

That said, Hi Brocksucks! Got yourself a new identity, don't you! This should be fun.

OOsters... go nuts.

Also, thank you Brocksucks!





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 07:34 AM Edit Post
[Edited on 1-4-2006 by ModSquad]
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posted on 1-4-2006 at 07:44 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by the greatest poster alive today dudewithattitude
Unfortunately our society tells us to accept defeat and accept our dreams being crushed. Well FU society and FU anti-Cena fans! You Ďre a bunch of losers because you donít know how to accomplish anything. Youíre too busy teaching yourselves and others how to accept defeat that you lack the wisdom to gain victories in your life. You donít like that somebody hangs on to his accomplishment by refusing to back down and refusing to quit? Well thatís too bad. You want to boo somebody like Cena who will fight and fight to not give up his championship for anything? Cena was right about you anti-Cen fans. John Cena is champ and if you canít see that, then you really canít see him! Itís not Cena who sucks. Itís not Angle that sucks. Itís you anti-Cena fans that suck.

I get it! It's like you're some dude... with an attitude!

Gimmick posts and gimmick posters are not welcome. At all. Not in my world. I am the master of all the Internet. Every surfer will bow down to my will or it's off with your head!

If you want to support Cena as a fan, please find a way to do so that isn't "posting a promo" or so totally offensive to anyone who isn't a Cena fan. If you cannot post without somehow demonstrating to everyone that you're a dude with an attitude, then you will probably need to find a new site shortly. These are my orders. You will bow down to the almighty ModSquad. If OORick wasn't so stupid, I'd be the owner of this site and he'd be kissing my butt instead of me kissing his. So don't give me any lip dude or I'll ban you! Do you hear me? I'll ban you! I am your master and you will do my will. It doesn't matter if I'm a complete idiot. Noone tells me what to do. Not even my stupid mother who doesn't know that I used her credit card to buy this computer so I can surf gay porn! This is my world and I 'll do whatever I want. Nobody tells me what to do not even OORick!

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 07:50 AM Edit Post
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Whatever Modsquad! BTW don't forget to take your medication and check back with your doctor about that schizophrenia problem you have.

There's no reason to quote several people in order to reply to me. It's just a senseless waste of time.

By the way, what were you going to do to me the next time I "crossed you"? I forgot. It was sure scary.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:01 AM Edit Post
He's gonna make you eat that keyboard of yours. I'd steer clear were I you Prime.

quote:
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Noone tells me what to do. Not even my stupid mother who doesn't know that I used her credit card to buy this computer so I can surf gay porn!



I can't believer you can't spell "no one" correctly Mod, You're spelling skills are usually top notch. You must be tired from looking at all that gay porn.

Edit: To move my brilliant yet subtile post from the Raw thread

I think Danny Basham should be the next WWE Champion. If anyone disagrees with me, you're a child molester.



(this statement was written as a parody of dudewithattitude's post. The fact that all Danny-haters out there happen to be child molesters is pure coincidence)

[Edited on 1-4-2006 by Figure Foreskin]





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:07 AM Edit Post
Ohhhhh how exciting. In celebration of your return, allow me to post this hilarious picture I ripped off of the New Japan site:








Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:25 AM Edit Post
So these are your points ConcreteTG......

(-fact: Wrestling fans in general get bored easily).

Cena should be booed because wrestling fans get bored easily. So Iím supposed to care that wrestling fans are bored and thatís why I should boo Cena. Check.

(-fact: John Cena's responsibility is to not only represent the company as its top champion, but as its top ENTERTAINER. He doesn't have to be the best wrestler these days, but he has to be someone who represents the main protagonist of this television show.)

Since RAW creative is supposed to delegate that responsibility to Cena instead of themselves, Cena should be blamed for their failure to so and thatís why I should boo him. Check.

(-fact: Kurt Angle has more ability in his middle finger than anyone on the boards when it comes to wrestling. Despite his injuries he holds himself to a much higher standard and demands perfection when it comet to his craft.)

I should be booing Cena because heís not a Kurt Angle. Check.
BTW Itís Brock Lesnar that has more wrestling ability in his middle finger than all the other wrestlers. In fact all his wrestling ability is in his middle finger. He proved that fact at Wrestlemania 20 when he put his finisher the double bird on the entire MSG crowd. Remember?

(-fact: John Cena cannot achieve this standard as a cross-culture superstar if he wants a successful music and movie career.)

Because he doesnít have a successful music and movie career, I should be booing Hulk- (excuse me) John Cena. Check.

Youíre a woman whoís a John Cena fan and who likes male homosexuality. Check.

Youíre part of the community that pushes homosexuality crap as diversity. Check.

Youíre a John Cena fan who thinks he should get booed. Check.

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 08:37 AM Edit Post
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I have zero tolerance for HLA or any form of homosexuality being displayed on any T.V show, especially when children may be the viewers. I have zero tolerance for homosexuality representation period and if the mods have a problem with that, I really don't give a rat's behind. I'm not going to play the Seinfeld card and say that HLA doesn't belong in wrestling, not that there is anything wrong with that. HLA doesn't belong in wrestling because there is something wrong with that. I'm not going to cater to the American Pie mentality that needs a reason to masturbate when watching wrestling. No way.

Now you've gone the "GAYS R AGAINST JEEEZUS" way of getting attention. After you're banned for this persona, I can only guess that you'll return and tell us that "Niggers are ruining America."

You're cute. Hateful, predictable, but cute.

On behalf of the mods, I apologize to ALL non-white readers who might read Captain Moron's posts.

Regardless, I guess America is a total loss. "The gays" have infiltrated us on every level.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 09:08 AM Edit Post
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On behalf of the mods, I apologize to ALL non-white readers who might read Captain Moron's posts.



On behalf of the entire human race, I apologize for allowing the Angel of Suck Modsquad to think that he is one of us.

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 09:13 AM Edit Post
I see being in Japan has made Brock's eyes slantier.


Can I get in trouble for saying that?






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On behalf of the entire human race, I apologize for allowing the Angel of Suck Modsquad to think that he is one of us.

Wait. You're responsible for that? I thought Rick was to blame. Stop confusing the entire human race, loser!





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 09:43 AM Edit Post
Well I must say dudewithattitude, you~{!/~}ve convinced me through your extremely convincing arguments to turn my back on my former ~{!0~}loser~{!1~} ways, man I can~{!/~}t believe I hated Cena, if only I~{!/~}d met you earlier I mybea could~{!/~}ve avoided being such a loser. Thank the Gods~{!-~} No thank the the living god John Cena!

But now I stand a changed and convinced man. CENA RULES and I~{!/~}ll shout that to heavens above. And anyone who disagrees with me and my ~{!0~}Home Boy~{!1~} dudewithattitude must for no ever reason by simpering face-aids infected Fucktard!

John Cena is my favourite wrestler of all time, in fact I would go as far to say I love John Cena so much that I want to suck that beautiful mans Cock all day long.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuck, look what what~{!/~}ve you done dudewithattitude, by convincing me to join with you and appreciate the massive god like figure that is the greastest wrestler ever to lace them up (that~{!/~}s Cena by the way, whom I currently thinking about bending over to lace them up). You~{!/~}ve turned my Gay! A Stinking Homosexual with no right to exist and share this beautiful world with the great John Cena!

By the way Goalie how about some nude pics of Cena!

I~{!/~}m loser again. Damm damm damm damm.

What a dilemma Be an awesome dudewithattitude but have ~{!0~}queer~{!1~} feelings towards my great love idol of delight.

Or.

Be straight, enjoy ~{!0~}doing it~{!1~} with the opposite sex and ~{!0~}dis~{!1~} yo man Cena! But forever more remain a OMG!!!~~ LOSER!!!

Looks like the only way out of this conundrum is to pull a Timmy White (who thankfully isn~{!/~}t black) and end it all!

JUBUS SAVES ONLY THOSE DUDES WITH ATTITUDE!

P.S POSTING IN CAPS RULZ TOO!!!!

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 11:13 AM Edit Post
I should have known it was BrockSucks. I kept hearing his crappy 28k modem dialing up last Friday...

whilst I was BANGING HIS MOM!!!






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dudewithattitude, I know you think you're being all insightful but......



so in other words



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posted on 1-4-2006 at 03:30 PM Edit Post
All things considered, I'm having a pretty fucking shitty day.

So it's a good chance for me to vent, as well as show off my amazing graphical skills and originality (and I did that with the laptops little stick):



OMG~! It's True, it's DAMN true!





Plees exquse tha speling meestayks. I lernd in tha Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Read Good.

anvilicious - That's a great one Erin

Eddie - Thanks for all the lying, cheating and stealing.

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posted on 1-4-2006 at 04:11 PM Edit Post
I would like to thank brocksucksdudewithattitude. I almost made the mistake of forming my own opinion based on what I have come to like and dislike after watching wrestling for over 20 years. I now realize that when I need an opinion on something, I should never use my ideas and thoughts to come to a conclusive opinion, I should merely check with brocksucksdudewithattitude to see what I should think. Thank you, thank you oh wise one, you have saved me the trouble of thinking. How dare I boo Cena! In a business where everything is pre-determined, and champions come and go on a whim, I cannot boo Cena because he is holding on to a title that he DESERVES!!





on second thought, fuck that, you are still an insufferable douchetard





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 04:11 PM Edit Post
Whatever. You guys are just jealous that Cena doesn't back down. Why don't you guys back off of dudewithattitude and John Cena and go fail miserably at something. Me, I'll be busy not backing down and recognizing real.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 04:12 PM Edit Post
I tried to not back down and be real and recognize real, but I failed miserably. I am so jealous.





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posted on 1-4-2006 at 04:15 PM Edit Post
HARD FACTS or Why You Should Boo John Cena

FACT - John Cena is actually a top-secret feminine hygiene product developed by the Johnson & Johnson corporation when it was determined that promos in the WWE were not-so-"fresh." The experiment resulted in an unexpected "sanding" of many vaginas and was deemed a failure. Douche. We should boo Cena.

FACT - The spinner belt makes people nauseous. Things that spin cause vomiting. I was on the tilt-a-whirl once in Ocean City, Maryland with my friend Jeff and he totally barfed all over. Spinning things SUCK. We should boo Cena.

FACT - John Cena fans are all wiggers. Wiggers are posers. Posers are people that pretend to be something they are not and are therefore liars. Liars are breaking the 9th Commandment and that pisses Jesus off to no end. So basically, if you're pretending to be black when you are obviously white, then you are on Jesus' "shit list." Shawn Micheals is better than Cena. We should boo Cena.

FACT - I can't see him. Invisible wrestlers are stupid because I can't see their moves or if they cleverly flip people off.

FACT - John Cena is a gay homosexual. When he waves his hand in front of his face it is gay-code for "five dicks in my grill, please." There is no place for homos in wrestling. We should boo Cena.

In conclusion the FACTS state that John Cena is a nauseating, invisible, homo-douche wigger. FUCK THAT.

Boo Cena.






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posted on 1-4-2006 at 04:49 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by dudewithattitude I have zero tolerance for HLA or any form of homosexuality being displayed on any T.V show, especially when children may be the viewers. I have zero tolerance for homosexuality representation period and if the mods have a problem with that, I really don't give a rat's behind. I'm not going to play the Seinfeld card and say that HLA doesn't belong in wrestling, not that there is anything wrong with that. HLA doesn't belong in wrestling because there is something wrong with that. I'm not going to cater to the American Pie mentality that needs a reason to masturbate when watching wrestling. No way.


You say this, yet you enjoy a form of entertainment that is mostly made up of half-naked men rolling around around on a mat and grabbing each other, as well as a world champion who raps about homosexual-related themes? You dirty, disgusting, SINFUL fag. You make me sick.

And angstboy...your facts are pretty funny.

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