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Author: Subject: The 2005 bOOardies: AWARDS CEREMONY!!!
ArmyofOne
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posted on 12-29-2005 at 11:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The 2005 bOOardies: AWARDS CEREMONY!!!

Before we begin, here is a link to the 2004 Boardies Award Ceremony.

Well, the bOOardies are once again completed and they pretty much look exactly like last year. nOObs and vets alike OObviOOusly need tOO step up their game a little bit mOOre (is that enough OOs for you bOOnes yOOu crOOtchety OOld fart?) Anyway, its been my pleasure to compile these awards. The season got a little bit busier than normal for me so I am sorry for any tardiness of any polls or anything. But, without further ado, here are the winners of the 2005 bOOardies:

Poster of the Year: Borntorun

Breakthrough Poster of the Year: Stu

Lifetime Achievement Award: Angstboy

Dumbass Poster of the Year: Parvini

Wrestling Thread of the Year: How to make John Cena look even more invincible

Off-Topic Thread of the Year: SFWF

Trainwreck Thread of the Year: Girl-Safe Porn

Post of the Year: TIE Jeb Tennyson Lund in Worst Porn Ever and Apartment Hunting by Niles Anderson

Flame of the Year: Jeb Tennyson Lund on Parvini

Feud of the Year: FusionFistCutter vs. ConcreteTG

Avatar of the Year: Alana's Brush with a Legend 2.0



Once again, thanks to everyone who voted and to THOSE THAT FOLLOWED THE RULES IN THE NOMINATION THREADS. REMEMBER THIS FOR NEXT YEAR: NOMINATE AT LEAST 3 PEOPLE, THREADS, ETC.. Congratulations to the winners! Stay tuned for the Mod Awards.





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posted on 12-29-2005 at 11:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations Angstbrad. You deserve everything that's comming to you, you soul-sucking zombie jerk!





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posted on 12-29-2005 at 11:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well I gave it a run, but fell to the power of BTR. I suppose I can try again next year.

Congrats Cory, and congrats to all the winners.





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posted on 12-30-2005 at 02:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Avatar of the Year again? Oh snap!

Thanks, guys (and a few girls.) And God Bless Ric Flair for being awesome, and having no control over his temper. RAW will be here again in February, and I intend to get yet another kick-ass front row avatar. Though I don't really know how I'll top myself unless I can get Ric to either chop me or bleed on me. To be honest, neither option is very appealing, but I'll do my best.





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posted on 12-30-2005 at 02:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats to all the winners, 'cept BTR. You people voted against the Messiah of OO. Jeb may be the Pope, but the last time I checked, Jesus still outranks him.

There will be an accounting next year. Same for Fsol's Avatar. Damn Philistines.






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posted on 12-30-2005 at 03:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jeez, huge year for Stu. His thread and his breakthrough posting self win. And seeing as I once again win nothing, I'd like to take partial cradit for SFWF. Like an assist in hockey. But of course it would have to be shared with Moosehead Jack before he quit us to focus on his silver medal winning Posting elsewhere, Lucky Lopez for spending WAY to much time making his brilliant additions and the mysterious Doktor Zlo who entertained me endlessly with his three contributions before disappearing forever. My personal favorite post in that thread however belongs to punkerhardcore for the second post in the thread. Its brilliant.





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posted on 12-30-2005 at 11:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Breakthrough Poster of the Year: Stu

In tribute to my fellow nominee:

What we learned from this award.

Stu rules Obviously

Stu is awesome Naturally

Stu's life should be guarded with the upmost importance Like, if I were on a plane that was going to crash, and there were only two parachutes between 200 Passengers, I should not only get one, but I should also get the other, just in case something went wrong with the first one*

This award isn't enough It should be Breakthrough Poster of All time, so that retroactively, all the previous winners have their awards stripped and given to me and I get the award for every future occasion. **

*And I should be called a hero for doing it
**in short, I'm the Breakthroughest there is, the Breakthroughest there was, and the Breakthroughest there ever will be

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Off-Topic Thread of the Year: SFWF


Additional credit should go to everyone else who contributed to it, since I got as much of a laugh out of it as you guys did.

Thanks guys.





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posted on 12-30-2005 at 03:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Stu, I call Gimmick Infringement! =)

(You get bonus points for proper use of the asterisks.)

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posted on 12-30-2005 at 07:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So Jeb and I share a tie for post of the year. I have to say, it is good. After reading Jebs post, I must concede it is as good as mine.

That said, I still believe that this award, from here on out, should be called the Niles Anderson Commemorative Award II (the first Niles Anderson Commemorative Award being Avatar of the Year, because I won that when the boardies were first incepted. And yes, BTR, the monkey is still better). If Jeb will concede this, I will be a happy man.






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posted on 12-31-2005 at 12:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats to all of the winners, esp Stu. Your work with the stick figs plus your thoughtful opinions on wrestling, not to mention that awesome Cena av make your awards well-deserved.

FF - props to you as well for making those great figs!

Finally, thanks to Army for compiling the noms and votes. Great work.





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posted on 12-31-2005 at 02:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thank you for awarding me my first boardie, but I have to say I couldn't have done it without my old buddy Concrete.

My pledge to you fine folks is to keep hounding our resident cross-dressing, cos-playing, furry-obsessed, fan-fiction writing ring rat for all of 2006!





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posted on 12-31-2005 at 03:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait a minute? When did "hounding" become slang for fucking gently?

Oh...and I'd like to say I was robbed of the lifetime achievement award...not because I have done more...but because while everybody was tossing out what the have done I was working on a notepad file of my own contributions....when suddenly ModPrime CLOSED the threads at random!!!

To recap, here's why I should have won:

> I was the first OO Forum regular to have Crashing The Boards all to myself. I had another

> I've had a column on the main page just about the all mighty suplex!!!

> I started the thread about The WWE's best build up in years.

> I should mention that many of the fine posters RIGHT HERE ON THE OO FORUMS!!! should vote for me if only because I got them screen caps of there signs.

But while that's all good, let's hear what THE PEOPLE have to say about The Bio Fusion Gun, BFG, the one and only...bigfatgoalie:

Originally posted by maclen on 7-27-2004 at 12:37 PM

BFG, you, in the immortal words of Droz, are the fucking man!


Originally posted by Trickster on 8-16-2005 at 02:40 AM

You shall now be known as The Godfather...


Originally posted by Gobshite on 8-16-2005 at 03:15 AM

Goalie, you rule.


Originally posted by Toffile on 8-16-2005 at 09:12 AM

Goalie, I think I want to kiss you.


Originally posted by Eli on 3-6-2005 at 12:46 PM

Ole Bio Fusion Gun pulls it off again!


Originally posted by dragonmark on 3-8-2005 at 10:50 AM

BFG - You R U L E !!!


Originally posted by Trickstar on 3-17-2005 at 12:22 PM

Again, props to BFG


Originally posted by 2Hot on posted on 3-8-2005 at 02:38 PM

Not to sound like a queer or nothin but Goalie, I have never more than today wanted to land a sloppy wet smooch on your big fat lips.


Originally posted by OO Don South on 3-8-2005 at 02:16 PM

You the man, BFG.


Originally posted by Timmy on 3-8-2005 at 05:53 PM

Goalie, you are the man!!!!


Originally posted by BC on 3-8-2005 at 06:14 PM

Three cheers for BFG!


Originally posted by salmonjunkie on 3-9-2005 at 03:36 AM

BFG, you're my hero.


Originally posted by outback jack on 7-18-2004 at 08:49 PM

Tipping the hat towards BFG


And the one quote that should seal the deal (hey, I can not be blamed for somebody casting a ballot over 2 years in advance!!!)....

Originally posted by Bonestein on 7-2-2003 at 08:54 PM

I vote for "bigfatgoalie".


I mean really...what happened to all off you thinking I was the man?What happened to me ruling all? When did I stop being a hero? I honestly thought that all the sweaty man love jokes were just jokes...but now it is clear that the OOForums are anti-bOObs!

In all seriousness, congrats to the winners! And who knows, maybe by the end of 2006 the award for wrestling post of the year won't be posted in the last month!






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posted on 12-31-2005 at 04:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2HoT: I'm going to delete that post in a few minutes, because it's breaking the board tables. Please resize it and host it in a new post. I know you can't delete attachments.


Since 2HoT can't be fucked to resize an oversized picture, I guess I have to. Here's the picture he attached, now cropped:




[Edited on 1-2-2006 by ModSquad]





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posted on 1-2-2006 at 09:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats Stu, I owe the Doctor Who Thread to you.

And to everyone else who won.

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posted on 1-2-2006 at 11:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey Prime. Do we get the Moddies this year?





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posted on 1-3-2006 at 05:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Girl Safe Porn = Trainwreck of the Year

Thanks to everyone that had fun in the thread. I knew it would turn into a trainwreck when I typed it, but I had no idea that Jeb and I would be able to turn it into a thread of the year. I've still not landed that elusive girl safe porno though. In defeat I've taken to watching lesbian ass munching videos with my girlfriend once a week, twice if I get lucky. Still no threesome.

Thank you for your support.

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posted on 1-3-2006 at 05:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Achievement of a Lifetime

I'd like to thank all of the little people that made this possible, but since I'm probably the shortest person I'd thank, there's really no point.

Get it?

Oh fine. Thanks for voting for me. I'm hereby pledging my support for my opponent this year, 2HoT, for the LAA 2006. Him or Eli. Or BTR or OpTard. Or even Goalie. Shit, I dunno.






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posted on 1-3-2006 at 06:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Vote Moose in 2006!





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You're already starting your campaign now? Smooth Moosey, real smooth

I even have your slogan:
"Don't vote for those other dicks, vote Moose in 2006!"





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You're HIRED!!





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BREAKING NEWS~!

On Dec. 29, 2006 at midnight (eastern) Moosehead Jack will die of a combination of Penis cancer, ass polio, face AIDS, breastal parkinsen's, Lou Gherig's of the taint, nipple SARS and testicular glaucoma. His docters say the only thing that might save him is if he wins a Lifetime Achievement bOOardie. Vote for Jack. Save a life.





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I already beat nipple SARS!

I'm a survivor! Vote for ME!





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Originally posted by benoitbrokemyneck
Thanks to everyone that had fun in the thread. I knew it would turn into a trainwreck when I typed it, but I had no idea that Jeb and I would be able to turn it into a thread of the year. I've still not landed that elusive girl safe porno though. In defeat I've taken to watching lesbian ass munching videos with my girlfriend once a week, twice if I get lucky. Still no threesome.

Thank you for your support.


On behalf of the other third of the posters that derailed that ungodly masterpiece, I have two words that must not be denied or forgotten:

Cowboy up.

Peace and say no to drugs!





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Originally posted by FusionFistCutter
My pledge to you fine folks is to keep hounding our resident cross-dressing, cos-playing, furry-obsessed, fan-fiction writing ring rat for all of 2006!


Awesome, you're leaving me alone!

Glad to have a boardie under such circumstances, but I feel that FFC did most of the work.






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I still say the Eddie thread should have won but, yeah.

Congrats to everyone.





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