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Author: Subject: The World's Greatest Brock Thread!
ModSquad
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posted on 10-26-2005 at 03:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, since you don't seem to reply to people directly, think that 6 posts in a row is acceptable rather than one longer post quoting 6 other posts, and since this is an obvious gimmick, I guess we have to bring this all to an end.

You spell well and write intelligently enough that it's pretty obvious you're not REALLY this stupid, just doing it for attention. Unless maybe you have Asperger's or something and can't understand what you're doing wrong. I can't imagine anyone smart enough to spell and write like you do actually thinking that this sort of posting is acceptable unless they had some sort of learning or social disorder.

It's been fun.


Note to other posters: if his post count drops from 43 to 9 or so, that's because I deleted all these wastes of space. I'm still on the fence about what to do with them.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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posted on 10-26-2005 at 03:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You know what this thread is, right?

It's so BROCK.





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 03:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Paging Slade. I need a reading on how BROCK this thread is.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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posted on 10-26-2005 at 03:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
no need to delete anything, moddy. it's a simple 4 step process:

1. ban
2. lock
3. move to fartland.
4. repeat steps 1 through 3 when poster comes back with a new name!

EDIT: on further review, it seems fartland would now more appropriately be called portland.

new step 3: move to oregon!

[Edited on 10-26-2005 by Operation Retard]






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posted on 10-26-2005 at 03:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I actually think this thread needs more BROCK. Had I the inclination and ability, I'd post some HAWT~!!!! mpegs of our hero fuckin' an inflatable sheep while moaning Linda McMahon's name. Here comes the pain indeed.





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 03:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Operation Retard
no need to delete anything, moddy. it's a simple 4 step process:

1. ban
2. lock
3. move to fartland.
4. repeat steps 1 through 3 when poster comes back with a new name!

Yeeee-ess, but........ Something tells me he's actually PROUD of all those jokes.

"As good as the Rock? Well maybe the ROCKS in his HEAD were!"

I may have to flip a coin to figure out whether this place is better or worse with those jokes hanging around.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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posted on 10-26-2005 at 03:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
wait, you dont think that's comic GOLD???

you really gotta work on that sense of humor there.






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posted on 10-26-2005 at 03:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Okay. I guess this is moving to Parts Unknown. But I'll leave it open in case anyone needs to address some of the stronger points about Brock.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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posted on 10-26-2005 at 04:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What strong points? he sucks.

Nah, not funny, I know...





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 04:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I do recall that when Brock tried his hand at football, he had NUMEROUS sacks for losses. He PWN3D the line, and had many ladies on his arms.





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 04:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I hear he was All-County in '95 with 12 (or was it 13?) tackles for loss.

Not many people hit the pocket like he did.

He was quite the athlete.

[Edited on 10-26-2005 by GimmickMan]





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 05:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Brock may suck, but unlike Batista, at least he calls people back that call him!





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 07:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Brock can never be THE Sup. He is only a feeble imitator.
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posted on 10-26-2005 at 08:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey guys, remember me?

OMG JEFF HARDY WHERE ARE U U RULE BROCK!!!!!!!

Also, where is the Insider? He was supposed to give me a job as a DIVA.

[Edited on 10-26-2005 by jessie316]

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posted on 10-26-2005 at 08:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You're a whore.





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 12:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I love you Jesse. Almost as much as I heart Brock and his penis-like tattoo of extreme manliness. I dare you to taunt him to his feet. Go ahead, I triple dog dare you.





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 01:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GimmickMan
I hear he was All-County in '95 with 12 (or was it 13?) tackles for loss.


come on man! it was 15 tackles for losses. dont you dare short change SUP BRO on his stats!!






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posted on 10-26-2005 at 01:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Once, all those years ago when X-Pac used to take me to Mons Venus and buy me lap dances, we were in the VIP room, cause X-Pac is so Godly cool, anyway, we were in the VIP room and who came in to give me a lap dance but Brock Lesnar.

Brock was wearing a pink g-string and a smile and that was all. He was grinding on me for about twenty minutes straight and really getting into it when who should come in to join us? Bill Goldberg. I thought Goldberg was going to lap dance me too, but all he did was continuously scream, "I'm next, Brock! I'm next!"

Then a couple of whores came into the VIP room and Brock F-5'd them and then Goldberg speared them and X-Pac did the bronco buster on them. And then he took off his pants and did the bronco buster to Goldberg. Goldberg took it deep like a real man would.

After Brock finished grinding on me and I had a big orgasm, we all went to 7-Eleven and got Mountain Dew Slurpees. Slurpees are Brocks favorite thing to slurp next to me.

Brock Rocks! And he's got a great looking ass!!





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 04:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by brocksucks

No what happened was his knowledge caused a feedback to the computer and then the computer tried to do a Shooting Star Press and botched it up too. That's what caused the fire.


Wrong. The proper response was "That, uh, never happened, did it?" You amateur cock jockey.

Where is No, I Am Always Right? What would he have to say to this genius?





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 04:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
when this happened.....I almost lost faith in brock.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/lesnarmug1.html



Brock Lesnar, the World Wrestling Entertainment champion, was once arrested for illegally possessing steroids, though the felony charge against the 26-year-old athlete was dismissed four months after his January 2001 arrest. Lesnar, pictured in the below mug shot, was popped by Louisville Division of Police detectives after receiving and opening a parcel that cops said contained a "large amount of steroids." Lesnar, a 295-pound former college wrestling champ, was in Kentucky training at a WWE facility. Hit with a trafficking in controlled substances charge, Lesnar was exonerated when tests showed that the seized pills were not, in fact, steroids. While a Louisville detective told TSG that the material was some kind of growth hormone, Lesnar's defense attorney, Scott Cox, characterized the confiscated pills as a "vitamin type of thing." According to Cox, officers seemed "very apologetic" when lab results cleared Lesnar. It is unclear how investigators concluded that the parcel sent to Lesnar may have contained illicit substances.




but since then his good name has been restored and remains untarnished!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 10-26-2005 by ChuggerX]






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posted on 10-26-2005 at 05:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BoerboelLVR, I hereby nominate you for pOOster of the year. That was lovely





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 08:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tooooooo much sweaty man love for me. Coulda used a vampire.





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 09:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BROCKSSUCKS IF YOU SAY ! MORE BAD THINGABOUT BROCK I'M GUNNA SHOOT YOU WITH MY DESSERT EAGLE .50!!!1!





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 09:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad
Paging Slade. I need a reading on how BROCK this thread is.


This thread is not BROCK. In fact, no thread is capable of being BROCK. The state of being BROCK refers to any professional wrestler (or other person) who possesses the following qualities: a) has imppecable mat wrestling skills; b) is very agile; and c) has achieved much success as an amateur wrestler.

Because this thread cannot be BROCK and is not, and at no point has it ever been, a discussion about whether Brock Lesnar is BROCK, it serves absolutely no purpose. As a result, I believe that this thread deserves to be locked for the rest of eternity.





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posted on 10-26-2005 at 10:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You clearly have no idea what being BROCK is all about.





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