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posted on 1-5-2006 at 01:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Moves from Jennifer's finishing move maker thread a while back.

Jazzman- Figure Four Soul Drop


blackdragon- Rolling Inverted Dragon Leglock


angstboy- Outside Arm Lock


anglefan85- Double-arm Dragon Crusher


Krydor- Scorpion Head Vise


GatorBait- Tornado Death Plex


maclen- What A Maneuver~!


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posted on 1-5-2006 at 01:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Damn you FF, I'm crying after that last post. Not only did he throw the boomerang, he caught the sum bitch on the way down. Now that's workrate for your ass.





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posted on 1-6-2006 at 06:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Crap. Didn't work. Let's try it again.

[Edited on 1-6-2006 by loki]

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posted on 1-6-2006 at 06:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Brock vs Richard Simmons

(Take 2)



[Edited on 1-6-2006 by loki]

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posted on 1-6-2006 at 07:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's only a matter of time before Vince steals all those moves.

This may well be the thread of the millenium.






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posted on 1-6-2006 at 07:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
New Years Revolution spoiler:







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posted on 1-6-2006 at 08:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I.....CAN'T....BELIEVE....I.....JUST....FOUND....THIS....TTHHRREEAADD!!!!!

This is unfuckingbelievably funny!!!!!

So many ideas going through my head [Homer]Hmmmm, Stu'd Foreskin...AUGHHH[/Homer]

Here's a few:
Cena no selling a beating from New Jack.
Cena no selling the ending of Braveheart. (Intestinal fortatude!)
Cena no sells the 'Code Red' from a "Few Good Men."
Cena no sells falling through a helicopter.
Cena vs Texas Chain(gang)Saw Massacre
Cena no sells the "running of the bulls."
Cena vs. Freddy & Jason
Cena as Pacino in the final scene of Scarface.

A few for Brock:
Brock Does Dallas (XXX)
Brock visits the White House.
Brock vs. T2
Brock vs. Linda Blair/Exorcist
Brock vs. The Million Man March (Just kidding).
Brock vs. a pack of pit-bulls.
Brock vs. The arcade game "Rampage."
Brock visits Santa at the Mall.
Brock misses his flight at the airport.
Brock at a KKK rally.
Brock loses at Jeopardy.
Brock in an Easter Egg hunt competion with children.

And the TRULY DEMENTED:
Fetus-Cena no sells an abortion.
Brock-Simpson (OJ)
Brock-Hitler

* A special gift to me would be creating my "Cena/Angle First Blood" thread

You guys kick ass, I've spent my entire lunch break laughing my ass off at this thread!


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posted on 1-7-2006 at 02:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I.....CAN'T....BELIEVE....I.....JUST....FOUND....THIS....TTHHRREEAADD!!!!!



SFWF and Figure Foreskin have amicably agreed to part ways, SFWF wishes Mr. Foreskin luck in his future endeavors.





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posted on 1-7-2006 at 02:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Mr. Foreskin



LMAO. Did this name show up in Jeb's Worst Porno Ever?

[Edited on 1-7-2006 by mooseheadjack]





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posted on 1-7-2006 at 03:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Figure Foreskin
SFWF and Figure Foreskin have amicably agreed to part ways, SFWF wishes Mr. Foreskin luck in his future endeavors.


alright. first, he tries to kill "top 5," now he successfully kills SFWF. FROMPARTSUNKNOWN HAS GOT TO GO!!!






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posted on 1-7-2006 at 03:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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alright. first, he tries to kill "top 5," now he successfully kills SFWF. FROMPARTSUNKNOWN HAS GOT TO GO!!!


It would be a nice belated Randy Orton's Brain present from the Mods.






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posted on 1-9-2006 at 04:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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FROMPARTSUNKNOWN HAS GOT TO GO!!!


Yes... Please!!





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posted on 1-10-2006 at 03:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I've been away from the b00ards for a week or so, so I didn't get a chance to say "thanks" for the awesome recent posts.

Don't let the special children ruin the thread.

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posted on 1-10-2006 at 08:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Don't let the special children ruin the thread.


Don't worry about me NEON, I'll be busy trying to get my tongue off the frozen window of the short bus I ride to my mentally challenged school for Operation Retards.






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posted on 1-11-2006 at 12:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hart Attack


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posted on 1-11-2006 at 06:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Demolition Decapitation

... one of my favorite tag team finishers.

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posted on 1-14-2006 at 08:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, I've had slow-ass internet forever so I could never see any of these, but today, I got my new broadband and let me tell you something.

YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK!!!

Seriously I've never laughed my ass off so much as I have been reading this thread. Thanks so much.





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posted on 1-18-2006 at 11:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ass vs. Ass

Chris Masters vs A Donkey

Masterlock Challenge







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posted on 1-19-2006 at 12:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Isn't this when Kemmel and others say Masters didn't sell that stunner like he should have?





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posted on 1-19-2006 at 01:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Now Figure Foreskin, THAT was funny as hell.

However, is this your subtle way of calling Austin an ass for not jobbing to Mark Henry?

Added just cause I feel like this after a crap day at work:






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posted on 1-19-2006 at 05:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Isn't this when Kemmel and others say Masters didn't sell that stunner like he should have?


Now that was one of the best one-liners I've read in awhile. Way to go, Fred!





Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.

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posted on 1-19-2006 at 11:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Brock vs Ryu (Street Fighter)

Completely new to this, so a friend and i put this one together (don't mind the clock!)







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posted on 1-19-2006 at 11:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just rename it Brock vs. Flavor Flav and it'll be fine.

(use the create figure type feature to create whatever you're mind comes up with)





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posted on 1-19-2006 at 02:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Very good Micro. My only complaint is you forgot to have Brock do his shooting star at the end landing on his head. It is sort of the staple of the Brock scenes!





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posted on 1-19-2006 at 06:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, except in the Mirror Universe:







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