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Author: Subject: My (Soon To Be) Wife
dangerboy
I LOVE WEBSTER






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posted on 8-16-2005 at 07:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My (Soon To Be) Wife

No real reason for posting this, just wanted you guys / gals to see her. Here's Amanda:


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fsolomon75
American Dream






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posted on 8-16-2005 at 09:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nice... if she really likes pearl necklaces, I'd be happy to give her one.





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ModSquad
Hello, future girlfriend






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posted on 8-16-2005 at 09:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
*sigh* OK.

1. Post count doesn't make anyone cool. If someone has 500 posts, they still might be a pointless jerk. You might have 1,500 posts, and people might hate hearing about your personal life. After 12 posts though, I'm not sure how anybody is supposed to be really interested. Who are you? You could just be posting a picture of a girl you downloaded off myspace just to get attention. Speaking of myspace...

2. Even if you post a lot, OO is not:
- livejournal
- myspace
- a personal blog
UNLESS there's a point to the post or you make it worth it for other people to read.


3. IF while writing interesting or funny posts you wind up telling us about yourself and get us interested in your personal life, THEN the personal life posts are much more interesting for everyone. Tarheel's wife stories were interesting because they were like a soap opera AND because we got to know him as a good guy first. Punisher's baby news was fun because he'd been a nice and insightful poster for a couple years. All those guys pull a "myspace" on OO but they made us give them the benefit of the doubt.

4. This isn't me picking on YOU. Any unknown poster would get this speech. The thing is, any other poster could reply "who cares?" or "she looks like a horse" and have every right to do that. It's dickish, but since people don't know you, those sorts of posts are MORE likely. It's harder to crap on a guy who already put a face on his posts.

5. I'm going to close this and save you about 2 pages of pearl necklace jokes.


EDIT: too late, and my point is made for me.
EDIT #2: Screw it. Damage is already done.

[Edited on 8-16-2005 by ModSquad]





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FusionFistCutter
The Great One






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posted on 8-16-2005 at 11:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Any nudes of her?

Seems like a reasonable request...





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bo_knows
And I am AWESOME






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 12:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If they're out there, BFG will deliver. He always has and he always will.





"Between you being naked and Moose washing his ass, I'm in heaven." - fsol

Say what you want about America, thirteen bucks can still get you a hell of a lot of mice.

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Bonestein
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posted on 8-17-2005 at 12:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Who cares?

She looks like a horse.





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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stewieisgood
Showstopper






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 12:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd ride her.





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Bonestein
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posted on 8-17-2005 at 12:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd hit it. With a shovel!

(rimshot)





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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punkerhardcore
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posted on 8-17-2005 at 02:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Some of us don't even have love... and you have to come here and RUB IT IN OUR FACES?????





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loki
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posted on 8-17-2005 at 02:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
phk,

No love? No problem! Check out these babies!

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=13244

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Laner
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posted on 8-17-2005 at 04:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Meh. My mom's hotter.






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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 05:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You damn right she is, Laner. And she sure knows how to work it too!






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bigfatgoalie
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posted on 8-17-2005 at 05:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bo_knows
If they're out there, BFG will deliver. He always has and he always will.


I'd say I was offended...but it is the truth. And hey, what good is sitting through 8 hrs of training on how to use a search engine if you are not going to use it for fun every now and then?

BTW... if you are trying to search for more amanda pics, do not do an image search in google for "amanda 19" while @ work,






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Bonestein
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posted on 8-17-2005 at 07:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My question is why is someone named "DangerBOY" marrying a 45 year old woman? Answers???





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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dangerboy
I LOVE WEBSTER






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 12:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bonestein
My question is why is someone named "DangerBOY" marrying a 45 year old woman? Answers???


Because I'm actually older than my S/N implies. . .Thanks guys. . .

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Thom
The Immortal One






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 12:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, one good thing came out of this thread - it looks like DB can take a joke. And around here, that's always a good thing.

Welcome to the bOOards, and Yee-haw!





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2HoT
The Immortal One






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 09:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not bad.


Coulda used some lesbian vampires though....





Who wants soup?

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benoitbrokemyneck
John Edwards is a faggot.






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 09:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
... or some lesbian ass licking.





Keepin' it German

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GimmickMan
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posted on 8-19-2005 at 03:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here's a picture of my significant other:

GimmickMan has attached this image:
Image could not be shown





Go Green! Go White! Go State!

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folby
The Great One






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posted on 8-19-2005 at 04:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Paul London is going to be crushed.





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borntorun
God of This World






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posted on 8-19-2005 at 04:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gimmick's a Southpaw! I was sure Lips McGee would be a righty.





Fake McCoy Comics

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Chris Is Good517
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posted on 8-19-2005 at 04:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So Gimmick is with the offspring of Mae Young and Mark Henry? Neato!





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2HoT
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posted on 8-19-2005 at 04:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is it just me or does that man have freakishly stubby fingers.





Who wants soup?

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Jheaton
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posted on 8-20-2005 at 10:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Keep her away from edge!!

but seriously marrige is a fine insitution but who tell wants to be in a instiution

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G-B
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posted on 8-21-2005 at 09:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Good luck on marriage danger boy...I'm six years in, and I have no clue what I'm doing!

And really...who takes a picture of a woman that prominently features a pearl necklace? I mean, for all I know it's a family heirloom, but still...






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