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Author: Subject: Face and Heels: A score to settle.
ParviniReturns
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posted on 6-16-2005 at 02:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Face and Heels: A score to settle.

[Some long whining crap I deleted because it was stupid last year, blown out of the water last year and annoying last year... and it still is today.]

I would also like to add that I still think this is the BEST wrestling forum and site on the internet and feel it is a shame that I am no longer allowed to contribute.

[Edited on 6-16-2005 by ModSquad]

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2HoT
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posted on 6-16-2005 at 02:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the violins.



Seriously dude, let it go.





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angstboy
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posted on 6-16-2005 at 03:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I know what he's trying to say, but I'm distracted by the overpowering stench of douche.






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Jheaton
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posted on 6-16-2005 at 06:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think the Yankees are the biggest heels in pro base ball
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ModSquad
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posted on 6-16-2005 at 08:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ParviniReturns
I would also like to add that I still think this is the BEST wrestling forum and site on the internet and feel it is a shame that I am no longer allowed to contribute.

What are you talking about? You post here as George Banks every day.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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TarheelMike
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posted on 6-16-2005 at 08:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Do you have to be a face or a heel in particular to get owned like that?





“Pinson, with five. Looks up, drivin’ in. Maye, for the win... NORTH CAROLINA!! With point three seconds to go! An incredible shot!” - Jim Nantz, calling Carolina’s South Regional Final victory over Kentucky.

“FBIGORJAHSJDHFJGOGPDJSHCH!!!!!” - Mikey, calling Carolina’s South Regional Final victory over Kentucky

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posted on 6-16-2005 at 11:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No, you have to be the most annoyingly persistent person ever. Sup.





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Bonestein
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posted on 6-16-2005 at 11:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
PARVINI FOR MODSQUAD005!!!!!!!!





That's racism man! I love to racism bro!

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TarheelMike
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posted on 6-17-2005 at 09:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Game. Set. Match.





“Pinson, with five. Looks up, drivin’ in. Maye, for the win... NORTH CAROLINA!! With point three seconds to go! An incredible shot!” - Jim Nantz, calling Carolina’s South Regional Final victory over Kentucky.

“FBIGORJAHSJDHFJGOGPDJSHCH!!!!!” - Mikey, calling Carolina’s South Regional Final victory over Kentucky

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bo_knows
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posted on 6-17-2005 at 09:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well thought out and well written as always. ParviniBanks will be sure to see it, too, as you mentioned the magic word "Dibiase." He's drawn to that word like a moth to flame. A pompous moth that never learns its fucking lesson.

[edited for it's/its grammar]

[Edited on 6-18-2005 by bo_knows]

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posted on 6-17-2005 at 09:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is Omega/mcian the only known banned guy to come back and not face our wrath a second time?

Hey, Parvini. Your girlfriend is cute. Why don't you sit your smart English brain down and let me show her what a real dog can do. Awooooo!





WOOF!

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posted on 6-17-2005 at 09:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Pistol Pez came back and has been a model citizen since. Someone came back as "nixon." I can't remember his old name. But I said something rude and sort of pointless to nixon after he came back, and he just ignored me and has gone on to be a good poster.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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FusionFistCutter
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posted on 6-17-2005 at 10:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I've been banned too many times to count but everyone LOOOOOOVES the Cutter so I stick around for my fans.





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benoitbrokemyneck
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posted on 6-18-2005 at 05:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No matter what Jeb says Parvini, I would still totally do your girlfriend.





Keepin' it German

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Chris Is Good517
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posted on 6-18-2005 at 05:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I humbly lay down my title of "biggest dorkass douchebag-looking motherfucker ever" and present it to Parvini, because I just can't compete with that.

I would like to know to know how that dude managed to score a chick like that and keep her for six years unless he's either lying or knocked her up.





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posted on 6-18-2005 at 06:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I suspect she's dumb as a brick (as indicated by her website that "she built all by herself") and basically doesn't know she can do better.






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shashwat mishra
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posted on 6-20-2005 at 03:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://journalism.cf.ac.uk/2005/Student/sjorac/index.html

Guess she is smart!

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posted on 6-20-2005 at 03:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm perplexed. However, her page makes no reference whatsoever to douche boy. I think he's getting played





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Thom
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posted on 6-20-2005 at 03:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Typically, I do my best to refrain from posting in Ass-Clowns' threads, as I do my best to fulfill ModPrimes requests to NOT.FEED.THE.TROLLS.

However, it occurs to me - didn't being a "heel poster" on a wrestling message board go out of vogue, oh, about 4-5 years ago?





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shashwat mishra
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posted on 6-20-2005 at 03:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
...and when you are out to discover useless stuff and waste time in the process, you will get what you ask for.....did i phrase that right?

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~orie1515/oxford/matriculation/

i might have opened a can of worms....sorry





Stuck in the 1980s.

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outback jack
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posted on 6-20-2005 at 04:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I see she has the same job description as Bobby Heenan.






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posted on 6-20-2005 at 04:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Thom
However, it occurs to me - didn't being a "heel poster" on a wrestling message board go out of vogue, oh, about 4-5 years ago?


It was never in vogue on Online Onslaught. We frown on pretending to be someone you're not, and encourage you all to be yourselves. (Like me!)

It's all possible that Parvini is being himself, which of course, would mean he's a dick in real life, too.





WOOF!

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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 6-20-2005 at 08:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think I see a booger.





Don't touch me there!

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posted on 6-20-2005 at 11:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Thom
Typically, I do my best to refrain from posting in Ass-Clowns' threads, as I do my best to fulfill ModPrimes requests to NOT.FEED.THE.TROLLS.

Thank you!

Keep in mind, that's not a 100% all the time rule. Like, right now it's okay. Basically, if a mod has not noticed a thread and posted in it or taken care of it, you should probably "NOT FEED THE TROLLS." Any time it's Chickiesinger, please just let it go. But if the mods have stepped in on someone and left the thread open, you can probably have fun. If we were worried about you "feeding the troll" in this case, we would've closed the thread.

The REAL problem isn't always "feeding the trolls." Sometimes the problem is people writing really unfunny flames on a banned/asshole poster. That doesn't help. That just adds to bad. You're pretty much sinking to his level. But if you make everybody laugh, that goes a long way. Just use your head. Look at FFC. If he wasn't funny, he'd have been banned about 60 times by now.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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posted on 6-20-2005 at 11:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quite frankly, i dont see why that's stopping you.






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