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posted on 4-5-2005 at 10:04 PM Edit Post
Bless you Rick...
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posted on 4-5-2005 at 10:16 PM Edit Post
What? All this because he was looking for something to jerk off to?

I feel so unclean.

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posted on 4-5-2005 at 11:00 PM Edit Post
Well, from the sound of it it was probably just some tame thing with two topless chicks making out or something. I really don't think Rick's into www.scat.horsepenis.com/barelylegal/transvestite/pissing/midgets.html or anything like that.

I'm a member of that website by the way. If anybody needs a password, I can hook you up.





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posted on 4-5-2005 at 11:17 PM Edit Post
Come on, we all know it was simply www.trishandivorygetiton.com that ripped up The Rick's computer.





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posted on 4-6-2005 at 04:37 AM Edit Post
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I should, like, go work for the NSA or something...


Fuck that, I think the CIA would be a better choice. You'd be wasted and have access to plenty of conspiracy-ridden material!

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posted on 4-6-2005 at 05:44 PM Edit Post
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Come on, we all know it was simply www.trishandivorygetiton.com that ripped up The Rick's computer.

No Molly?

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posted on 4-7-2005 at 12:06 AM Edit Post
Yeah, no Molly? Ivory is *soooo* 2000. It just hasn't been the same for me and Ivory since she annoyed the living crap out of everything that moved at the All-Day-Long WM special that year... you give me a choice between two distasteful things I have to wake up to on Sunday mornings, and I pick "Church" over "hyperactive chick who doesn't realize I need a whole carafe of cranberry juice and some peace and quiet more than I need my own live version of Regis and Kelly" every time. Molly wins!

My infatuation with Ivory lingered in a diminished capacity for maybe another 2 years, but was killed for good following an entertaining anecdote from the Pillman 2001 event in Cinci that also involves Victoria and William Regal.

That anecdote? Shall not be spun here. Perhaps someday, as it is a much more hilarious and non-me-looking-stupid anecdote than the run-in I had with Raven, and the world could use more of those. But I'd rather get in and tell it right, which would take some boozing and about 2000 words. So not now. Perhaps you can all have some fun trying to envision exactly how The Rick, Regal, Victoria, and Ivory all fit together?!?

Instead, I'll just note that if rk wasn't asleep at the switch here, then you'd ALL know about my one and only perverted fetish and know that I get my cheap thrills at:

www.dudesnamedrichardgropingandlungingathotatlantacoeds.com

Christ, do I have to do *everything* around here? Pay the bills, write the columns, *and* make the funniest jokes that come at my own expense?


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posted on 4-7-2005 at 07:12 AM Edit Post
Man, I dominate the Mania predictions without even having seen Smackdown, and you can't even give that a mention?

You're slipping, sir.

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posted on 4-7-2005 at 01:21 PM Edit Post
Well, I was going to add that we all really need to chip in and get Erin a plane ticket to Dayton so you could have some "tension release" and prevent future "technical difficulties", but the joke seemed way too obvious.

The running gag is so much less fun when you're not only playing along, but leading the charge.

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posted on 4-7-2005 at 07:08 PM Edit Post
Maybe it's time to retire "Rick hearts Erin" and move on to something new...

Jeb hearts Bulldog

Who's with me!?





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posted on 4-8-2005 at 12:08 PM Edit Post
Three way!

Jeb hearts Bulldog hearts...

...Orton!





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posted on 4-14-2005 at 05:56 AM Edit Post
I am teh sux.

[Edited on 4-14-2005 by ModSquad002]





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