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ArmyofOne
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posted on 3-15-2005 at 06:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Lead By Example

Over a year ago now I was granted a title by a venerable member of this fine bOOard we have, I was named OO's Secretary of Defense. Never have I had to actually put that title to use, but now I feel it is time I make good on that moniker. It is time I live up to that lofty title. It is time that I say a big hearty FUCK YOU to the hackers and terrorists and other assorted losers that feel the need to attack this fine bOOard. So, I call on all the various computer geeks of this bOOard. They hack us, we fuck them right back. I can barely run MS Office, I would be no help, but I know there are many a computer geek that roam these forums and you have to be getting sick of these douchenozzles fucking up our setup here. It's pissing me off. So, I fucking say if they fuck with us, we bomb their shit threefold right back. I don't care if it's some 30 year old loser in mom's basement, some retard in Kuwait, fuckheads at 411 and other assorted retard sites, it stops TONIGHT! Fuck you terrorists! Fuck you losers. Get a fucking life, and as FFC said tonight, you aren't going to start the revolution here, ON A FUCKING WRESTLING WEBSITE. Move along, leave us the fuck alone or be be handed your small intestines on a silver platter. Now, a motivational speech that I wrote myself...

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 06:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Haha. Good speech!

Seriously though, the quickest and best solution to all of this is to get Rick to waste a day updating the board software and closing this little window the "hackers" are getting through. That will solve the problem. The trouble for Rick is that the hackers may have messed up little things here and there, and Rick himself has messed with the code to satisfy mod problems. That means he can't click a button that says "update" and have it update. He needs to mess with little lines of code to get stuff right. That takes time. Probably hours. I know I don't want to switch places with him. I've gone to the XMB help forums before to solve problems, and it really takes time. You have to post that you have an error and that you're getting this error# and this and that, then someone writes back to say that you have problem XPQyM21 and you need to check this thing and that and then you gotta do this and that. Rick would pretty much have to do that all day. Maybe over a weekend.

Maybe the way to get him to do it would be some kind of "update gift." Maybe if some regulars would pool some fives and pony up for a case of The Rick's favorite bourbon, we could ship it to his OO P.O. box, and he'd have the motivation and the fuel to get all that code crap sorted out and the board updated. Until then, I can totally understand why he doesn't want to deal with all the headaches.





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 05:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As much as shipping bourbon to The Rick, I actually like much better Army's idea of fighting back. Anyone here a hacker who wants to screw with the bad guys?





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 06:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would, but I can't help but be swayed by his powerful anti-Israel and anti-American arguments.





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 07:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
RUSSIA... #1! IRAN... #1!

U.S.A... HACK-PHOOIE!!!



[Edited on 3-16-2005 by Bonestein]





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 08:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Can't we just sacrifice Concrete TG to the hackers and hope they go away? Then everyone wins.

Plus she'll love Kuwait, since lately she has a ton of sand in her vagina anyways.





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 08:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
or we could bribe them with FFC's porn collection. That'll keep em busy for awhile





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 11:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Now hear this:

I, GimmickMan, will donate another TEN DOLLARS to OO if Rick will update this board.

I know, this is not a lot, but I am a poor college student and, to me, this is a large amount.

JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON~!!!





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 11:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm in for $5, and I am currently in posession of $20 in total. How many people here would put up 1/4 of their total funds for this?





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posted on 3-15-2005 at 11:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If you count what is in my pocket right now, put me down for a quarter then...





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 12:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm sorry. I'm not sharing any of my Pop Tart.

But, Rick, if you do update the boards, I have a special present nearly giftwrapped that I can send you in a heartbeat. But I can't tell you what it is until you fix them, or at least promise too.

You want to know what it is, don't you? Well, quid pro quo, and all that.

Mmmmmm....quid.





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 12:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tell you what, I say forget the money. If The Rick gives up his mailing address I'll have shipped to him his favorite bottle of whiskey.

Yes, I'm serious.





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 03:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad

Seriously though, the quickest and best solution to all of this is to get Rick to waste a day updating the board software and closing this little window the "hackers" are getting through. That will solve the problem.


I totally agree with this. It's the board software that has enabled hackers to fuck with the boards, and there should be a way to prevent the same stuff from happening, and that's to update the software. Otherwise, it's just taking the same risks every time.

[Edited on 3-16-2005 by microplay_24]





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 05:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm just disappointed that we didn't get the neato creepy music this last time around.

I actually think the last job was an inside job OO Survivor was due for an immunity challenge and certain members couldn't be present. You connect the dots...

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posted on 3-16-2005 at 05:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FusionFistCutter
Can't we just sacrifice Concrete TG to the hackers and hope they go away? Then everyone wins.


Doesn't help that you're donating sand and not money, FFC.... I think you should go and teach them the finer points of bitter sarcasm and use your wahhhhhhhhhmbulance to run over insurgents.

As for myself, I'd be willing to donate $ or an extra ticket the next time WWE is at the Nutt House for the Rick if he'll update the systems.






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posted on 3-16-2005 at 06:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would like to see the system updated as well, I know it is a pain in the ass, but so is losing threads and posts to these annoying douchebags. I would be willing to pony up a little to find a solution





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 06:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ConcreteTG
quote:
Originally posted by FusionFistCutter
Can't we just sacrifice Concrete TG to the hackers and hope they go away? Then everyone wins.


Doesn't help that you're donating sand and not money, FFC.... I think you should go and teach them the finer points of bitter sarcasm and use your wahhhhhhhhhmbulance to run over insurgents.

As for myself, I'd be willing to donate $ or an extra ticket the next time WWE is at the Nutt House for the Rick if he'll update the systems.


Are you always this dense or are you suffering from heat stroke from being so close to the sidewalk?

It's not sarcasm. I legitimately hate you.





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 06:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jealousy's ugly, FFC.






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posted on 3-16-2005 at 07:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The less attractive I am to cross-dressing furries, the better I sleep at night. So thank you for that.





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 07:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
now now. be nice.





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 07:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So, back on topc here...since we all seem to be OK with an upgrade, is anybody really worried about losing post/content because of it?

I'm thinking personally if the boards have to be shut down for a week or two to get it done right without rushing, that's fine with me.






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posted on 3-16-2005 at 08:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If Rick doesn't have the time to do it, then fuck it. If it's easier do a backup every week or so then let the hackers do whatever they want. I could care less if a weekends worth of posts gets deleted. Now if we were losing MONTHS of posts every time the boards were busted into, I think it'd be worth it. As it stands it's happened like 3 times in a year and we've lost a total about about 2 weeks of posts. So not really worth the time and effort to upgrade in my opinion.





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 09:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I agree with FFC. It's not like we're losing anything profound, it's a wrestling message board. I personally don't really care about the "hackers", and actually think it's kind of funny.





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 09:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, but you're kind of a bastard that way.


I'm just sayin...





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posted on 3-16-2005 at 11:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
None of my assets are liquidatable. (Money's locked up in a non-refundable mealplan)

So I really can't give anything.

For the long term, it would probably be better to update the board code. Maybe a little tiresome, but it would probably end up being less time then if the "hacker" comes back again.






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