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Author: Subject: Jeb Lund is a pathetic hack
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posted on 3-6-2005 at 07:09 AM Edit Post
Jeb Lund is a pathetic hack

there is a reason your dad didn't love you pathetic piece of shit. Good job on accomplishing absolutely fucking nothing in your life. Keep writing shitty internet columns that no one gives a fuck about. Yep are one mediocre bastard.
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posted on 3-6-2005 at 07:58 AM Edit Post
You know what...I'm not Jeb's biggest fan, but the truth is a simple search of the forum you're posting on will prove that people DO give a fuck about his columns. Hell, he has written stuff that I think is top notch.

And here's the thing about OO and it's Forums, even if you're not liked that doesn't mean you can't post your opinion. In fact, pretty much everything posted here that has any merit gets discussed regardless of who posted it. It may just turn into a junk post, but it gets discussed.

Finally, for somebody who seems to know a lot about Jeb to make comments like the ones you make is missing a couple of points. first, from all accounts Jeb is happily married...that alone is accomplishing something. And I'm guessing having his name flashed on TV was pretty cool as well.

In the end, I think you either have your own daddy issues...are in love with Randy Orton...or are really in need of a hug. I'm goona give you the like to Kid's Help Phone...you have issue and they might be able to help.

http://kidshelp.sympatico.ca/en/






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posted on 3-6-2005 at 08:01 AM Edit Post
You're a loser. When losers find some loser place where they can commiserate with other losers, your parents somehow found one another and after what was I'm sure an amount of rohypnol that would have killed the average yak, your father somehow managed to bed your mother and suffered the the double misfortune of a broken condom and the fact that instead of fucking one of her assuredly dozens of chins, he actually for once in his life found the wet spot and sprayed his loser seed into her loser uterus and created the pinnacle of all loser -- you. I hope your daughter gets kidnapped by a Mexican flesh trader and sold to Michael Jackson, you loser piece of shit. I know he usually digs boys but I'm sure your genetic materia has caused her to be so insufferably ugly that the Great Gloved One won't be able to tell the difference in between the Jesus Juice and the Pimp Juice. Go find some sick sad hole and die in it.

Edited to make sure it's clear that I'm talking about N/A, not Goalie.

[Edited on 3-6-2005 by markout]





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posted on 3-6-2005 at 08:01 AM Edit Post
your name was flashed on TV, BFG. so you must feel pretty good aswell!






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posted on 3-6-2005 at 04:32 PM Edit Post
Why does it seem that last night and today are attracting the trolls?

Sheesh. I may not like every one of Jeb columns (or all of the OO), but you're not going to hear me criticize what someone does over that. There are very few professions I ever criticize, and journalism isn't one of them.

Grow up, and learn to respect other people.






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posted on 3-6-2005 at 06:17 PM Edit Post
Jeb Lund is riding my coat tails to greatness.

BANK UNDER IT~!






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posted on 3-6-2005 at 10:29 PM Edit Post
This attack was so weak that Jeb would obviously no-sell it. Use some imagnation. Accuse him of splitting infinitives or ending sentences with a preposition or something!






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posted on 3-7-2005 at 07:18 AM Edit Post
When called upon to kick children in the throat, Jeb is a wretched failure.

He reserves his wrath for sliding glass doors, for which he shows no mercy.

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posted on 3-7-2005 at 08:47 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by BiginJapan
[Jeb] reserves his wrath for sliding glass doors, for which he shows no mercy.


For some reason, this amuses me to no end...

Perhaps it is because, with my annoying personal quirk of trying to attribute some actual human/real life context to the handful of virtual social interactions I have (to avoid a slow downward spiral into a life of braindead LOL'ing and emoticoning), I have long thought Jeb to be an almost eerie dead-on pretend/online equivalent of this guy I know....

Who, as luck would have it, has real issues with sliding SCREEN doors. The creepiness grows by leaps and bounds.

Or, as Peter Venkman might say: we HAVE to get these two together....


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posted on 3-7-2005 at 10:25 PM Edit Post
I always humanized Jeb as a James Spader type figure.
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posted on 3-8-2005 at 06:35 PM Edit Post
I always thought of him as John Lennon-esque in appearance and posture...





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posted on 3-8-2005 at 06:44 PM Edit Post
A skinny mikey whipwreck with a persistant cough.





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posted on 3-8-2005 at 06:51 PM Edit Post
My Communications prof reminds of of Jeb...







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posted on 3-8-2005 at 07:31 PM Edit Post
I always saw him as more of an F. Scott Fitzgerald:



or Angry Hank Azaria:



type.

[Edited on 3-8-2005 by 2HoT]





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posted on 3-8-2005 at 08:03 PM Edit Post
He actually reminds me of a young Akeem The African Dream.

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posted on 3-8-2005 at 08:31 PM Edit Post
As opposed to the older Akeem. The one with the gout.





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posted on 3-9-2005 at 12:33 AM Edit Post
I've always pictured Jeb sporting the monocle, similar to the Monopoly Guy. I wouldn't think he's bald like the Monopoly guy, but he definitely has that monocle and pipe thing going on.





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posted on 3-9-2005 at 12:46 AM Edit Post
i always thought jeb looked like this:








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posted on 3-9-2005 at 01:45 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund

Jeb: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? IT'S A TWO PARTY SYSTEM!
Man: I'm voting for a third-party candidate!
Jeb: GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!


Don't blame me. I voted for Rocky.





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posted on 3-12-2005 at 01:55 AM Edit Post
I see Jeb as Steve Buscemi. Sometimes as Mr. Pink. Sometimes as a bit performer in an Adam Sandler movie, but usually, I see Jeb as Garland Greene - Buscemi's "Con Air" character.

Even more specifically, Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene in the scene where he's talking about wearing a girl's head as a hat while driving through three states.

Totally Jeb. Calm, calculating, evil, unique and always escaping unharmed.

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posted on 3-27-2005 at 11:35 PM Edit Post
Gee whiz, Jeb, you're so lucky. Scorchcake of a wife, live in sunny Flo-Duh, and you attract the coolest trolls. Damn I wanna be you!

Big Danny T (No wife, live in rainy Virginia, havn't had a troll in 7 years (and that was anime fandom related))

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