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posted on 1-29-2005 at 12:43 AM Edit Post
FFC Drunken Rumble! Now with 50% MORE Mrs. OpTard!

13 votes for yay. 3 votes for nay. You know what that means folks, the Tiara is BACK!

Now for the 3 nay votes, a big fuck you. You must be red-staters. Because the immoral majority has spoken
and they want to see a drunken FFC for the Royal Rumble.

Anyways, here's a rehash of how things work for some of you former champs who I know have brain damage anyways,
and for some of the new people that might want to play as well:

The Royal Rumble is Sunday at 8 pm. I will be watching this amongst bitter enemies and without a doubt getting
completely shit faced over the course of the evening. Why? Because it dulls the pain folks. The medicine of choice is
a 12 pack of cheap domestic. Budweiser. For all you fuckers that will inevitably mock my beer choice, piss off, because
when you only drink Budweiser you'll never be dissapointed that a bar didn't have your brand. Aim low kids and life can be
very good.

Anyways, the game is to name the point of the show that I basically stop caring about what's going on. This can be an
interview you think may happen, a match, a skit, or during this very special edition: a particular entrant into the Rumble.
Because God knows I'm walking out if Bastion Booger is the suprise entrant. Everyone can guess, but whoever answers first
correctly after I check back after my hangover on Monday morning gets the prize.

HOWEVER, the last champion can steal anyones guess at any point and remain champion. That man is 2Hot. You may remember him
as a ruthless dictator who enjoys feasting on the bones of his enemies, but we all know him as the guy who had an X-Pac avatar
for awhile.

And that prize? Why it's the...

FFC Drunken Tiara Avatar created by Smoley!


Winner has to proclaim their love to me by massaging my prostate and wearing this tiara as an avatar until the next PPV. At
which point I'll decide whether I'm doing another one of these.

Here's the lineup for Sunday:

Giant Man vs American Baldy vs Right Wing 10-Gallon Hat.

Van Taker Vs. Jobber

Metrosexual Vs Orange Man

Mirrored Chaps Vs Average Canadian

and finally,

29 men Vs Tattood Belly Button



Good luck everyone.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 12:46 AM Edit Post
I'm taking Giant Man vs American Baldy vs Right Wing 10-Gallon Hat.

But really, I think now that the game is back, everyone wins. Especially Anheuser-Busch.

[Edited on 1-28-2005 by borntorun]





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 12:50 AM Edit Post
i remember the last tiara challange for the rumble we were able to pick points in the rumble match specifically. so that's what i'm gonna do.

entrant 10-ish in the rumble match.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 12:51 AM Edit Post
I choose Hide n seek vs Overgiver. Because, let's face it, if you're not drunk by that point, you'll be slamming them down fast to numb the pain.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 12:57 AM Edit Post
You're drunk when Viscera makes his appearance, whenever that is. And I'll massage your prostate any day bro. Just say how many fingers.

Edited cause he ain't mabel no more....

[Edited on 29-1-2005 by Endo]





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 01:10 AM Edit Post
at the beginning of the rumble





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 01:31 AM Edit Post
Right after the opening montage.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 02:25 AM Edit Post
Damn...NNC stole my answer, but i guess then i'll have to go with this...

I'll chose the 3rd match of the Rumble payperview, whichever one that is...





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 02:34 AM Edit Post
Lock me down for Metrosexual vs. Orange Man.

As soon as Orton's music hits, it's all over!





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 03:26 AM Edit Post
HBK v Edge.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 03:32 AM Edit Post
During Cena's entrance.






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posted on 1-29-2005 at 05:46 AM Edit Post
What kind of horse would a cowboy wearing mirrored chaps ride?

Entrant 12-13 of the Rumble. Former champ, out.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 03:33 PM Edit Post
You will probably be bordering on being a complete drunken scallywag during the rumble match when Scotty Too Hotty clears the ring and does the worm on Chris BenWah.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 09:29 PM Edit Post
I'm new to this competition...

Say, entrant #7-10 of the Royal Rumble?

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posted on 1-29-2005 at 10:46 PM Edit Post
I've already chosen, but someone needs to pick Daniel Puder's Royal Rumble entrance. I believe that's when I'll stop caring...and I don't even drink.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 11:20 PM Edit Post
I've never done this, but I'm guessing the shark moment happens during some godawful backstage skit involving one or more of the useless Diva brigade. Joy, Amy, Christy, Stacy ... take your pick.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 11:39 PM Edit Post
As the last known FFC Tiara Champion, I am going to choose Scottie2Hottie's elimination to be the point that Cutter stops caring.





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posted on 1-29-2005 at 11:47 PM Edit Post
I'll say when Regal does some silly backstage skit and you realize that Coach is in the rumble instead of Regal.





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posted on 1-30-2005 at 01:36 AM Edit Post
I say the first time HHH snarls at somebody or something





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posted on 1-30-2005 at 03:42 AM Edit Post
As Heidenreich's music hits





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posted on 1-30-2005 at 03:54 AM Edit Post
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As Heidenreich's music hits


Ya, i think he'll be gone by that point...





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posted on 1-30-2005 at 04:06 AM Edit Post
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Ya, i think he'll be gone by that point...


..or at least by the time his music ends.





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posted on 1-30-2005 at 04:13 AM Edit Post
quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by microplay_24
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Originally posted by Stormtrooper
As Heidenreich's music hits


Ya, i think he'll be gone by that point...


..or at least by the time his music ends.


I think we have a winner.





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posted on 1-30-2005 at 05:14 PM Edit Post
I'mthinking Orton/HHH personally.

Depends on when they put it on the card though.

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posted on 1-30-2005 at 10:58 PM Edit Post
How about when BROCK LESNAR comes out as the surprise 15th entrant for SD! Why? Because he's BROCK.





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