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ConcreteTG
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posted on 1-12-2005 at 03:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
For my 1000th post.......

I decided to just say "Thank you for giving me so much to talk about" on this board. I really had trouble coming up with something earth-shattering enough to place here, but the other choices seemed selfish or downright pandering to the rest of the OOsters here.

- I didn't want to talk about my grabbing of nikkiheyman.com (which will not be up until spring, officially, got too much going on between now and March 1st)

- I did want to start an "I was there" thread for OOsters to brag about attending history (Good or bad). I may still do so in another section.

- I didn't want to brag about the shows I've attended since moving to Ohio in late 02 because Microplay would shoot me. Repeatedly. Then steal my ticket stubs and pictures. Then hang ME on the wall.

- I did want to make a confession to you folks because I have to. You see, when I started as a posting OOster a couple of years ago I was fighting a huge case of internet paranoia. I have already had to deal with one internet stalker (or two) and decided there was an easier way to play this out. I hope that I do not upset anyone here, but I know you guys will understand if I at least explained myself.

My name is Laura, I am indeed female, as is Nikki Heyman. (Please note: ConcreteTG the wrestler is still male)

I realize this is gonna surprise a lot of people, but I felt that I had to be honest with you guys since you've been really cool to me. I've also seen that you're nice to the other gals here (Lorey, rk, rasslinjunkie, Alana).

I'm sorry if I've decieved so many people here. Please accept my apologies for hiding this from you.

And I'm also sorry that no pictures of my "rack" will appear on this board






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posted on 1-12-2005 at 03:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!
HOLY SHIT!!
HOLY SHIT!!

Nah, just playin, now THAT is how you swerve an entire board. Congrats on the 1000th post, i hope you are around for many thousand more. Now get up to the OOWF thread and post there!

Out of curiosity, what happened to your avatar, it is all blurry and funky lately





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posted on 1-12-2005 at 03:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Always wondered why I had a strange read on Concrete. Great Swerve, if only the E could do that. Thought there was some Androgyny in the Nikki pic, but I thought it made the character better, so I let it go. Damn I should have studied it harder. Your just too anvil free Concrete.
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posted on 1-12-2005 at 03:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats on the 1000th post - no idea that you were actually a chick, good swerve!






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posted on 1-12-2005 at 03:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I cannot believe I had some heated arguments many months ago with a girl about how talented Randy Orton was - and she was the one saying that he sucked! All girls (women, too) are supposed to squeal with glee at the awesomeness that is Randy Orton.

Thanks to you, Concrete, I now know that everything I thought I knew about wrestling is wrong. Way to ruin it all for me!

And congratulations on having graduated into the thousandaires club.





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posted on 1-12-2005 at 05:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
To think when we got into the Sharpie on the Pole battle, I actually called you on being a woman and then let it go. Dang...

So for all the times I called you "Dude," I apologize.

Congrats on 1,000 posts, and doing so without pissing anyone off. My goal now is to be like Concrete TG. Well, you know, except for the chick thing...





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posted on 1-12-2005 at 05:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Okay.....

What's with all the surprises? RK's a chick, Blown Spot's black, I'm like 2% Mexican, and now, my final bed-rock, the foundation of which I stood upon proudly has crumbled beneath my feet. With that said, fuck it. Doesn't matter to me. CTG is still as cool as ever in my book and I always did wonder about the whole Nikki being spelled all feminine. Other than that, congratulations on your 1000th post and perhaps in three or four years, I too will reach that plateau. Dig the Saiya-jins in your avatar.

***edited because after years of practicing, I still can't spell

[Edited on 1-12-2005 by blackdragon]





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posted on 1-12-2005 at 05:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
huh, as a n00b am I now witnessing one of the bigger revalations on the board?...

congrat on the 1k...maybe one day i will be in that club!





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posted on 1-12-2005 at 06:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I knew it as soon as you said you were Nikki Heyman. No man spells their nickname / alter-ego name "Nikki".

Unless you're the bass player from Motley Crue. But even then, he was wearing high heels, spandex, and lipstick when he made named himself that.

Congratulations!






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posted on 1-12-2005 at 06:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Okay, so I don't read all of the postings around here, but Concrete, I thought you were female all along. I figured with the whole Nikki Heyman thing that you were.

Anyway, I enjoy your posts regardless fo gender, so keep it up!

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ConcreteTG
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posted on 1-12-2005 at 07:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thanks, everyone, for being cool about this ^_^

I figured that there'd be some questions when it came to "Nikki" but no one ever called me on it.

And to some of those who have posted....

Moose, much appreciated on the "Holy shit" chant, that beats "OMG CONCRETE'S A CHICK~!!!!1!!1!!"

Slade- trust me, friend, we're not all gaga over Orton. I'll admit some of the reasons I watch wrestling involve half-naked guys in spandex beating the crap out of each other, but I watch the "wrestling" of it, too.

AA - "Dude" is fine with me, don't go out of your way to say "Dudette"

BD- glad you like the new av, I've been a DBZ fan since 94 (before it came here and Funimation utterly ruined it)

Sal, G-B - you found me out without me speaking up.

Thanks a lot guys, I thought some of you would be angry






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mooseheadjack







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posted on 1-12-2005 at 07:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
mad? nah, we could probably use a few more females around here to class the joint up, for awhile there I think there was one female (alana) who only posted on occasion. We were about two seconds from reverting to cavemen and grunting posts to each other.

[Edited on 1-12-2005 by mooseheadjack]





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posted on 1-12-2005 at 07:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
I'll admit some of the reasons I watch wrestling involve half-naked guys in spandex beating the crap out of each other, but I watch the "wrestling" of it, too.


Hey, me too!!


But seriously, congratz on 1k. Woman or not, you are a class act all round. And you are an asset to this board.

Besides, I kinda suspected already. That griffin avatar was a little fruity for a guy





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whyme
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posted on 1-12-2005 at 08:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
yeah right girls dont exist on the internet.





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posted on 1-12-2005 at 09:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by whyme
yeah right girls dont exist on the internet.

Then what are YOU jerking off to?

Nevermind. Forget I asked.





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posted on 1-12-2005 at 09:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad
quote:
Originally posted by whyme
yeah right girls dont exist on the internet.

Then what are YOU jerking off to?



CHESS!!!!





WOOF!

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posted on 1-13-2005 at 12:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad004
quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad
quote:
Originally posted by whyme
yeah right girls dont exist on the internet.

Then what are YOU jerking off to?



CHESS!!!!


OMG THAT ROOK IS SO HOTT!!!





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posted on 1-13-2005 at 01:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow...

After nearly 3 years, and 1000 posts, we find something completely new about ConcreteTG...

Really, for a female poster, you're quite an intelligent wrestling fan, and you really know your stuff. And as intelligent a poster as RJ is, i don't think there is another female poster on these boards (aside from Erin, of course) that knows so much about the product...

But anyway, congratulations on the 1000-post mark, and your contributions to these boards as well.





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posted on 1-13-2005 at 03:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yes, but the question is whether or not she should she be allowed to do those things.

Anyway, Concrete, I assumed you were female for the same reasons salmonjunkie said, so you didn't surprise me! Congrats on 1,000 posts, and may your continued desire to see live show after live show baffle us all.





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posted on 1-13-2005 at 03:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait a second, didn't Concrete post a picture of himself (herself?) with the REAL Paul Heyman a few weeks ago? Someone dig that shit up and lets see how we call got fooled, unless you just found a picture on the net.

What a fucking swerve, but it explains how you have all this free time to go to shows and shit everywhere. Women get all the breaks.





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posted on 1-13-2005 at 03:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Concrete, the only thing that puzzled me was the little smiley icon you do. I've never seen a guy do that, but I guess I just figured you were a fruity guy. Now my world has been rocked to the core.

Back to reality, congrats on the MilestOOne of having a whole bunch of posts. And for being a fellow voice of "I enjoyed the show" when there's a lot of dissenters. And for being cool. For a chick.





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ConcreteTG
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posted on 1-13-2005 at 03:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FusionFistCutter
Wait a second, didn't Concrete post a picture of himself (herself?) with the REAL Paul Heyman a few weeks ago? Someone dig that shit up and lets see how we call got fooled, unless you just found a picture on the net.


The link is somewhere in the CE Wrestling section, I have had NO luck putting a pic up on these boards

quote:

What a fucking swerve, but it explains how you have all this free time to go to shows and shit everywhere. Women get all the breaks.


we get all the fucking stalkers, too. My "friend" who I used to travel with has had a couple of em already.






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posted on 1-13-2005 at 03:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, score a point for Jeb on that one.

Jeb's stalker is a Total Tool Pussy.





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ConcreteTG
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posted on 1-13-2005 at 04:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No, my problem is one of em was TOO smart - he knew how to work around some stuff so he could catch me online. I was on new screen names for two months til he was gone.

Last I heard, he's snorting the $$ he's making up his nose. Good riddance.






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posted on 1-13-2005 at 06:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I know I'm late gettin in the game, but...

OMG~SWERVE!

Yeah, maybe we should've seen it from a distance. The "Nikki" thing threw me off a long time ago, but I just let that one slide. I just assumed, and you know what happens when you assume...

And if I ever called you "Man," I apologize.





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