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Author: Subject: My eyes! MY EYYYYEEEES
Dead Snoopy
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posted on 11-17-2004 at 01:12 AM Edit Post
My eyes! MY EYYYYEEEES

stolen from some shitty newssite (I refuse to give them props)...


According to the PWTorch.com Newsletter, the X-Pac and Chyna sex tape has officially been sold to the distributor of the 'One Night In Paris' tape, which featured Paris Hilton's "sex tape debut."

Entitled "One Night In China," the promotion for the video will feature X-Pac in front of landmarks in China.

Because of the Paris Hilton tape, as well as the fact that Chyna will be appearing on the next season of VH1's "Surreal Life," the company is hoping to do strong sales.

Original reports in tabloids indicated that the film is pretty extreme and features the two engaging in various positions.


************

Let the snide comments begin.

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posted on 11-17-2004 at 01:50 AM Edit Post
I'll buy it if Chyna starts manhandling X-punk and then taunts him with his former DX lyrics.

"Think u can tell us what to do? (Yeah)
Think you can tell us what to wear (Ha ha ha - I doubt it)
Think you better? (Yeah)
Well you better get ready - to bow to da masters

Sssssss - Suck-It

Degenerate - Into Somthin' fool
I Just got tired - of doin' whatcha told me to do
But thats the breaks boy - Yeah
Thats the breaks little man (You tell 'em)

X-Pac pulling you out to a Stop
Speak my mindI keep on rocking that bottom line
Suck it, 2 tears in a bucket
Ya hate to love it
Im not one they tried to f*ck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
see yo face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you (X-Paaacc)

Degeneration X - Who's Gonna Kick your ass?
Degeneration X
(X-Pac - X-Paaacc)
Who's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
(I'll tell you)

Feel good to destroy you and your boys
Mother mother make some noise
That's even if you're paranoid
Magzeel let's rock - Keep it rockin' and tell someone else how it feels
And let you know the deal
Why in the hell is that never have step
I domilish off opponents and knock out the ref

X-Pac (I'm gonna kick your ass) - X-Pac

But wanna be - But wanna be - to be someone else
Put it away - Put it away - Like a book on a shelf that you can read
Yeah - You can read boy

Degeneration XWho's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
(I'll tell you)

Suck it X 14
(Yeah that's the damn breaks little man - Ha ha ha)

Sssssss - Suck-It

Degenerate - Into Somthin' fool
I Just got tired - of doin' whatcha told me to do
But thats the breaks boy - Yeah
Thats the breaks little man (You tell 'em)

X-Pac pulling you out to a Stop
Speak my mindI keep on rocking that bottom line
Suck it, 2 tears in a bucket
Ya hate to love it
Im not one they tried to f*ck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
see yo face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you (X-Paaacc)

Degeneration X - Who's Gonna Kick your ass?
Degeneration X
(X-Pac - X-Paaacc)
Who's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
(I'll tell you)

Feel good to destroy you and your boys
Mother mother make some noise
That's even if you're paranoid
Magzeel let's rock - Keep it rockin' and tell someone else how it feels
And let you know the deal
Why in the hell is that never have step
I domilish off opponents and knock out the ref

X-Pac (I'm gonna kick your ass) - X-Pac

But wanna be - But wanna be - to be someone else
Put it away - Put it away - Like a book on a shelf that you can read
Yeah - You can read boy

Degeneration XWho's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass? - Degeneration X
(I'll tell you)"





Poetry.

[Edited on 11-17-2004 by borntorun]

[Edited on 11-17-2004 by borntorun]





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Dead Snoopy
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posted on 11-17-2004 at 02:04 AM Edit Post
*shudder*

that was almost as disturbing as the inevitable video montage........

I have this uneasy feeling that one or the other will be standing over the other doing 'crotch-chops'


take your pick

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posted on 11-17-2004 at 03:47 AM Edit Post
If I can find a copy of this on the net, or someone wants to find it FOR me, I'll jump on the grenade for the OO Forums and give a review.

Just give me plenty of alcohol first to ease the pain and increase the giddiness.

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posted on 11-17-2004 at 04:19 AM Edit Post
Cutter, you're a brave man. Just remember, while many grenade jumpers got rewarded, most of those were posthumus. Be careful, I'd hate for you to be turned off from sex your whole life after this.





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posted on 11-17-2004 at 05:48 AM Edit Post
FFC, the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the one or the few.

Thank you, from every one!

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posted on 11-17-2004 at 05:52 AM Edit Post
FFC, you're an idiot.





Official Poster Of The OOForum's 100,000th Post.

borntorun: getting punched in the cock by a naked guy is pretty arousing.

Visit OOWF.com!

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posted on 11-17-2004 at 01:32 PM Edit Post
Remember this?

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=9530

Read mine in particularly.

*edited because BB code hates me.

[Edited on 11-17-2004 by blackdragon]





http://blogjob.com/geeksmarksandnerds/

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posted on 11-17-2004 at 05:43 PM Edit Post
I confess...I forget to follow threads that have dropped off the 1st page...sorry.

Still good stuff my man.

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posted on 11-17-2004 at 05:50 PM Edit Post
I'm still just crazy enough to do it, so you purveyors of filth and piracy who know more about finding these things than I do, please send a u2u and we'll set up a file transfer.
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posted on 11-18-2004 at 02:30 AM Edit Post
I personally can't wait for Chyna to irish whip X-Pac into a loveseat and use his own bronco buster against him.

I also wonder if they moan each others wrestling names. "Oh, oh, 1...2...3....KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!





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posted on 11-18-2004 at 03:25 AM Edit Post
Wow btr. Remember we don't want Chyna to crush the poor guy. OK so we pretty much all do for him subjecting us to this, but still, blood in porn is best when reserved for japanese virgin hentai.





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posted on 11-18-2004 at 08:44 PM Edit Post
In the name of humanity they should destroy all copies of that tape.

Just think about the consequences, lets say that millions of years from now aliens visit a barren world which humans called earth and they happen to find the remains of one of these DVDs. They play it and what will they think of us? They will assume that we are a race of surgically modified man women who force smaller men with permed hair to do horrible sex acts to them. Do we really want this to be our legacy in the cosmos?






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posted on 11-18-2004 at 08:51 PM Edit Post
I'm not too sure. I'm pretty sure there's worse things in the world we can be remembered for.


Like genocide.

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posted on 11-18-2004 at 09:00 PM Edit Post
It was more of a joke, I think any reasonable person would admit freely that genocide, human torture, rape, murder etc etc... is much worse that Chyna and X-Pac fucking.






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posted on 11-18-2004 at 09:04 PM Edit Post
yes but couldn't watching this tape lead to those sorts of things?





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posted on 11-18-2004 at 09:07 PM Edit Post
I think it could lead to the end of mankind, guy watches this can never get it up again and we go extinct....






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posted on 11-18-2004 at 09:48 PM Edit Post
I dunno, I think if the Aliens found a tape of Genocide they could probably relate easier than the Chyna sex tape.





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posted on 11-18-2004 at 10:59 PM Edit Post
Enough speculating here guys. Omega, use your 733t H4X0r skillz to find me a copy of this thing.

I will tell you all once and for all whether it is worse than genocide. I'm guessing that it will be.

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posted on 11-18-2004 at 11:45 PM Edit Post
Myself, I'm looking forward to seeing two caring people express their love for each other in a natural, beautiful way.

With whips.

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posted on 12-2-2004 at 01:11 AM Edit Post
again stolen from a shitty news site I refuse to give props to...

This morning, Gary Del'Abate revealed, on Howard Stern, that he had seen the much talked about Chyna/Sean Waltman sex tape.

Del'Abate said he would never be the same after watching it and said the video was very sad and graphic. He commented that it was like watching two guys make up.

According to him, Chyna had shoulders like a linebacker, a big bruise on her leg, and pimples on her butt and her back.

Many on the show didn't even know who Waltman was, even though his name had been mentioned numerous times. They later joked that he looked as if he was taking part in gay porn.

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posted on 12-2-2004 at 01:20 AM Edit Post
http://www.1nightinchina.com

Should be a good one!





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posted on 12-2-2004 at 03:08 PM Edit Post
Allright Cutter, time to get yourself all ready for what may be the single most horrifying experience of your life. Waaaay worse than that white mist coming out of the car. Good luck, and may God have mercy on your soul if you don't survive the ordeal.





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posted on 12-2-2004 at 05:36 PM Edit Post
They mentioned the tape a little more on the Stern show this morning. They said she has some kind of genital piercing, lots of ass-acne, they do anal, and the whole thing is very disturbing. Xpac introduces the tape from Tianamen (sp) Square.
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posted on 12-2-2004 at 08:08 PM Edit Post
Good God, I'd almost rather watch a tape of George "The Animal" Steele and Mae Young molesting Hulk Hogan than those two creatures! Almost that is...





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