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Author: Subject: Randomly Mention Something, And I'll Comment On It To Make Myself Feel Important, But Only If I Know What It Is
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posted on 9-27-2004 at 07:35 PM Edit Post
Randomly Mention Something, And I'll Comment On It To Make Myself Feel Important, But Only If I Know What It Is

see topic above. please no wrestling matches. someone else started a thread about that already

EDIT: topic was to long. sorry Mods. I fixed it. Also, don't ask me to comment on the topic being to long. thanx!!!

[Edited on 9-27-2004 by angstboy]

EDIT: It was STILL to long! WHAT the crap!?!?! Man

[Edited on 9-27-2004 by angstboy]






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 07:50 PM Edit Post
Imported beer.





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 07:53 PM Edit Post
Credenza.





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 07:57 PM Edit Post
The cause and effect relationship between high movie prices and global warming.






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:05 PM Edit Post
Edible Underpants.





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:07 PM Edit Post
crunchy peanut butter vs. smooth peanut butter.
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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:09 PM Edit Post
Yes.





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:10 PM Edit Post
mothers against drunk driving





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:18 PM Edit Post
Credenza - fairly over rated for what it does. I only like them if they are brown.

Yes - excellent points... all

Crunchy PB - not good if you have undiagnosed dental problems. Consult your local dentist before eating.

Vs. Smooth PB - Vs. Smooth is the best type of Peanut Butter there is. bar none.

edible underpants - i've never heard of tis. DIQUALIFYED!

Moose - awesome question. I like mooses as much as credenza (the plural of credenza). but only if they are brown. also, The largest recorded moose horns are well over 3 feet wide from fingertip to finger tip. 8.5/10

Moosehead lager - stop making shit up. that isn't funny. I'm trying to be seriuous

Imported beer - okay, i have a lot of thoughts on this, number 1. it tastes like normal beer but is 'fancey" because it is from europe. No thank you. also, it isn't as cheap. fuck you're dumb beer!

movie prices & global warming. the only thing that affects this is all the hurricanes. (see above.)






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:18 PM Edit Post
Why is Sarah Jessica Parker considered attractive?

Oh, for the mods:

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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:19 PM Edit Post
mothers against drunk driveing - 9.7/10awesome idea. if mothers don't drive drunk then their kids are statisticly 50% less likely to do that too. i think it's a wise decision for kids to be against drunk driving to.






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:24 PM Edit Post
good advice krydor but the Mods do as they please. just ask them !

anyways,

sarah Jessica Parker IS attractive - I saw her in a Gap ad and i wanted to buy jeans. but not like the hurricane. She also is skinny and according to the media skinny people are attractive and i MUST agree. there are lots of fat people and i see NONE ofe them I repeat NONE OF THEM in ads for Gap jeans. Her nose is a little fuked up though isnt it






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:33 PM Edit Post
Real dolls





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:34 PM Edit Post
Once when I was little, my Uncle Ernie touched me on my bottom. It made me feel icky. Then he made me wrestle with him, only it wasn't like the wrestling you see on TV. It was like wrestling in slow motion and he pinned me for a count of sixty before he let me up. And for some strange reason he pinned me on my belly instead of my back. I've never seen wrestling like that. Have you?

By the way, now Uncle Ernie drives an Ice Cream truck and doesn't where pants.





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:35 PM Edit Post
1. Yes (the band)


2. not wearing white after labor day


3. angst


4. fat people at the Gap

[Edited on 9-27-2004 by ModSquad004]





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:36 PM Edit Post
Doofus and Doofi.






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:38 PM Edit Post
Real Dolls - You can name WWE, TNA, and some WCW, and ECW Matches.

Team Lesnar vs Team Angle, 7.75/10, Great technical wrestling match that brings back the actual meaning of Survivor Series...

Hogan vs Warrior, from Wrestlemania VI? That I'll give an 8/10, as it was DEFINITELY an awesome main event, and one of the first matches to feature the passing of the torch from Hogan.

Rock vs Austin II- 9/10, What else can you say about one of the best WM Main event matches, and the best of the Austin/Rock encounters???

Keep naming.






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:46 PM Edit Post
Borobell - i said, no wrestling references, their's another thread for that.

Yes the band - i should have been more specific. NO MUSIC, i thought that was clear. maybey I'll spell it out for you all next time.

White after labor day - this is an old tradition dating back to the revolutionry war. George Washington didn't want his soldiers wearing white after labor Day because the thought that the redcoats would assume that it meant surrendeur and that was too confuzing for the enemy to win at a fair fight. Shortly after, Jefferson wrote into the declaration of independance that the american flag was red WHITE and blue in honor of this tradition. it also looks tacky and you could get dirty.

Angst - is the best of all Pokemon. He's secret because they only made like 20 cards before it was recalled. They don't allow them in tournament play, but my cousins friend in missouri has 2 that he got at a convention from some STUPID guy for like 5 bucks. I think he has the power to destroy all power cards on the board or something SICK like that. Anyways, I don't play Pokemon, so don't ask any questions about that.

fat people at Gap - they can't fit. HAHAHAHAHA... see the Gap is to small. get it!?!

Doofus and doofi - no idea


EDIT: Spelling.

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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:48 PM Edit Post
I have a tiny penis.





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:49 PM Edit Post
I have a tiny Penis - LOL!






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:50 PM Edit Post
bringing back Surge to replace Mello Yello






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:54 PM Edit Post
Who is that girl standing behind you? Is she single?





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posted on 9-27-2004 at 08:58 PM Edit Post
bringing back Surge to replace Mello Yello - good idea. I never saw Surge when it was out before but if they are bringing it back I can't imagine it was a bad thing to begin with. Mello Yello is a fucking rip off! NO IMPORTED BEERS.


Also, you guys are awesome. You keep bringing up some of my favorite things. I might rate them all if you are lucky but right now it's DEFFINITELY Pokemon and Gap! LOL. keep 'em coming and I'll let you know what i think.

I'm now opening it up to talk about ONE wrestling match but only one... and not one per person either. i thought of that ahead of time so don't try it. just ONE person name ONE wrestling match and I'll tell you about at least ONE of the moves/guy in it.






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posted on 9-27-2004 at 09:01 PM Edit Post
that girl is your mom, boerboell. you think thats FUNNY well you just got

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posted on 9-27-2004 at 09:03 PM Edit Post
Comment on Viscera, AKA the best Technical Wrestler.
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