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williamssl - 6-2-2011 at 09:21 PM

Here you are - have at it.

Glee

Blue Moon

Any reality show involving dating

Jager bombs


gobbledygooker - 6-2-2011 at 09:40 PM

Jager Bombs should NOT be on that list.

I did watch a decent bit of the HBO Lady Gaga concert while out of town this past weekend.

And I love Top Chef: Masters. Though I could do without that douchnozzle Curtis Stone who is single-handedly infiltrating every cooking reality show that I love and proceeding to rape them with his British, uber-metro pretty boy douchiness.

[Edited on 6-2-2011 by gobbledygooker]


Chris Is Good517 - 6-2-2011 at 09:52 PM

quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
Glee



I'm in.


Matte - 6-2-2011 at 09:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
Gay



I'm in.


punkerhardcore - 6-2-2011 at 10:00 PM

Blue Moon isn't my favorite, but I've never thought of it as being gay.


CreativeInternetAliass - 6-2-2011 at 10:08 PM

Yeah, I'm not sure how blue moon qualifies as gay. It's not the best beer ever, but I would easily put Corona or Heinekan as being gayer, as those beers taste like dick and ass respectivly.


punkerhardcore - 6-2-2011 at 10:24 PM

Man, I like both Corona and Heineken and would drink either one long before I'd drink a Blue Moon.


williamssl - 6-2-2011 at 11:03 PM

Michelob Ultra


gobbledygooker - 6-3-2011 at 12:03 AM

I think most any beer has its merits. Except for Milwaukee's Best Ice. Fuck that shit.

Once you start delving into Mike's Hard Lemonade and shit like that? You're losing me. I mean seriously, who the fuck drinks that stuff? I see commercials for it. I see it in stores. But I have yet to see a person actually drinking it. It's like the Zima of the 2000's. Or the Nickelback of alcoholic beverages.


Matte - 6-3-2011 at 12:09 AM

So we now have a third thread on the topic of beer. You bunch of alcoholics.


williamssl - 6-3-2011 at 12:12 AM

quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I think most any beer has its merits. Except for Milwaukee's Best Ice. Fuck that shit.

Once you start delving into Mike's Hard Lemonade and shit like that? You're losing me. I mean seriously, who the fuck drinks that stuff?


You remember sergeial? (s)He drinks it.


gobbledygooker - 6-3-2011 at 12:25 AM

Fag.

And THAT'S how you steer a thread back to it's intended course of action!

So what other gay stuff is everyone into?


CreativeInternetAliass - 6-3-2011 at 12:38 AM

pro wrestling?


gobbledygooker - 6-3-2011 at 12:55 AM

Good point. This whole board is built on a healthy dose of gay.


williamssl - 6-3-2011 at 03:22 AM

Clicking on goatman links and leaving the resultant web page open just a little too long.


Chris Is Good517 - 6-3-2011 at 04:08 AM

quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
So what other gay stuff is everyone into?


I think Glee is probably my #1 foray into having a vagina, but I started watching that new Happy Endings show on ABC and I kind of like it and I think that's gotta be really close.

Also, with my schedule being the way it is and daycare just being too fucking expensive, I mostly work evenings. My wife is the primary breadwinner and works the cushy 8-4 M-F gig, which is bad enough, but I am the only guy who got invited into a Facebook group for local stay at home moms that a girl I know started up, so that's all kinds of fucking depressing. I know she did it so the kids can have new friends to play with and the adults can kind of catch a break or whatever, but man, it makes me feel like a failure as a male.


gobbledygooker - 6-3-2011 at 04:17 AM

Have you had any major washing machine malfunctions? Has the vaccuum cleaner chased around your kid? Have you raced in a totally fun-looking obstacle course race? Has Martin Mull hit on your wife? *




*For anyone not getting these references, this means you were born post-1985 and are hereby assigned to go watch "Mr. Mom." Now.


doctorb - 6-3-2011 at 02:49 PM

220, 221, whatever it takes.


Thom - 6-3-2011 at 03:05 PM

quote:
Originally posted by CreativeInternetAliass
Corona or Heinekan as being gayer, as those beers taste like dick and ass respectivly.



I call bullshit on Corona. Heiney? Yes. But - the ultimate - Zima. I know it's not beer, but it tastes like a dick that just came out of an ass. One that hasn't been washed recently.


What do you mean, "how do you know?"

What?


gobbledygooker - 6-3-2011 at 03:44 PM

quote:
Originally posted by doctorb
220, 221, whatever it takes.


Awesome.

Also, as someone who's fiancee is a CPA and has the higher earning potential down the line, I just got a chilling look into my future in CiG's post. I've been playing out the situation in my mind in 5 years when we have our first kid and are trying to figure out which one of us should drop out of the workforce it'll come down to:

Her: "Well honey, I make this much.

Me: "Yeah, well I make this much! Sure, it's not as much as you but...I'm the guy in this relationship! I'm the breadwinner!"

Her: "Just stop arguing and quit your job and stay home with the kid and we'll make do without your inferior paycheck."

Me: "Yes dear."

[Edited on 6-3-2011 by gobbledygooker]


Flash - 6-3-2011 at 05:07 PM

I've never quite come to grips with my man-crush on David Boreanaz... I tell myself I was just a huge Buffy the vampire slayer and Angel fan (which maybe kinda gay in and of itself), but I also rushed out and bought most of the seasons of Bones as well....

Come to think of it, most of what I watch is kinda gay Wrestling (oiled up muscular dudes rolling around with one another) Superhero movies and comic books (Muscular men in tights with prancing young boys at their sides) and Westerns (Macho men in chaps)... Jeez, even porn is kinda gay when you think about it... close ups of giants cocks going into various orifices (not that I watch porn, I just keep accidentally discovering it).


doctorb - 6-3-2011 at 07:02 PM

I have an annual guys weekend at my uncle's cabin and one year about 3 or 4 years ago we were bitching about the wives eating bon bons and watching soaps and playing on facebook all day and then bitching at us when we got home because they were so tired from dealing with the kids and could never get adult stimulation. One of the guys said if he were home with the kids they'd be out of the house every day. Library, arboretum, museum, even just the playground and we were all in agreement that there's a lot of "grass is greener" going on but whenever one of us says "go and get a job then" the wife shuts herself right up.

Over the next year he got laid off and his wife got offered a decent job so he became Mr Mom and sure enough, he loved it. Kids were happier, he was happier, his wife started bitching that he was making her look bad because he did such a better job than she did and she actually got herself fired from the job so he had to go back to work.

Now she bitches about being cooped up with the kids all day.

We told him he was living the dream but he really did feel conflicted about it. He loved being home and raising the kids but couldn't help being embarrassed about it. Now he's the breadwinner and hates his job.

Women...

Last fall I started telling my wife she had until June to find a job and I'll quit the practice. She spent 7 months not looking a damn bit, I resigned a 5 year lease and now it's all started over again.

Women...


gobbledygooker - 6-4-2011 at 02:54 AM

I think this thread should be in the running for "Thread Of The Year" based not just on the title (thank you williamssl) but also on the amount of threads on the board with a link to it.

All roads lead to Gooker's House Of Gay.


williamssl - 6-4-2011 at 03:19 AM

The back roads.


cromartie - 6-5-2011 at 07:46 PM

quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Good point. This whole board is built on a healthy dose of gay.


Along those lines, has anyone ever seen a less hung wrestler than Shemaus?

/totally not gay, but can't help but notice


Matte - 6-6-2011 at 02:39 AM

Would requesting a screenshot be too gay?


OOMike - 6-6-2011 at 01:29 PM

Here's a question, gay or pussy whipped?

I work for the Limited and we have a hallway in one of the buildings that is lined with larger than life backstage pictures from a Victoria's Secret fashion show (beautiful women in bras and panties, or less), and everytime I walk through I count all the different bras and panties that my wife has...


cromartie - 6-6-2011 at 07:05 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Would requesting a screenshot be too gay?


No. Then again, I'd rather leave whoever read my comment embarrassed by having to glance and compare the various wrestler's packages on the programs this week.


gobbledygooker - 6-7-2011 at 03:03 PM

Ever run into an ex at the grocery store who you had a molten hot relationship with a few years back that included scorching hot monkey sex that was among the best you've ever had, only to have the relationship burn out in spectacular fashion with her ripping your heart out and getting back with her ex (who she had left for you to begin with) and eventually having twins with him and, despite all this, and the fact that you are now happily engaged, when you run into each other at the aforementioned grocery store after approx. five years have passed, it's like all of this is now water under the bridge and, just talking and catching up for a few, you kinda get the vibe that you both just wanted to run back to the grocery store storage area and bang each other's brains out like the old days?

Anyone ever experience this? No? Ummmm....me neither.


atothej - 6-7-2011 at 04:25 PM

Considering this is your gay thread, I'm assuming the twins were adopted.


gobbledygooker - 6-7-2011 at 05:58 PM

I'm trying to shift the theme of this thread, AJ.

Though it would've fit perfectly if me, her, and "the other guy" had a three-way somewhere along the line.

However, according to Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, it's not gay if it's in a three-way.



[Edited on 6-7-2011 by gobbledygooker]


Figure Foreskin - 6-7-2011 at 10:39 PM

Yes, it is.


gobbledygooker - 6-10-2011 at 12:57 AM

I just downloaded Lady Gaga - "Judas," "Lovegame," and "Alejandro."

Do your worst.


williamssl - 6-10-2011 at 01:38 AM

Anyone else? I'd ridicule them.

You? I expect that.


gobbledygooker - 6-10-2011 at 02:03 AM

Thank you, Tex.

And just to take the indignant, pissed-off approach I was expecting to take - "They're good songs, dammit!!"

Really. They are. And I need something to balance out the Down, Crowbar, and Opeth I have on my iPod.


williamssl - 6-10-2011 at 02:20 AM

You're the one who touched X-Pac, aren't you?


gobbledygooker - 6-10-2011 at 02:24 AM

Who do you think gave him the "lightning" shaving in his mullet, circa '93?

My haircare skills bloomed early.


drmuerto - 6-13-2011 at 04:04 AM

Apperntly there was some big basketball game on and I trhink Slammiversary was tonight, but I watched the Tonys. I was awesome.Neil Patrick Harris killed it as host.


denverpunk - 6-15-2011 at 06:02 AM

quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I just downloaded Lady Gaga - "Judas," "Lovegame," and "Alejandro."

Do your worst.


Meh. I'm a huge Smiths fan. Fire away.


punkerhardcore - 6-15-2011 at 09:06 AM

I've got both those beat-- I love ABBA.


Paddlefoot - 6-15-2011 at 03:05 PM

Ditto. I've got about five or six ABBA songs on the old zune.

Madonna too, so it's proven that I gotta be at least 10% ankle-grabber.


Thom - 6-15-2011 at 03:06 PM

Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.

Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.

Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.


No - I really don't take it in the ass.








At least not without ass cream.


Chris Is Good517 - 6-15-2011 at 03:58 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Thom
Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.

Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.

Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.



I have no idea who Laura Branigan is and I wasn't going to bother you about Celine Dion, because I see her appeal to 50 year-old women. I was going to tease you about Mariah Carey but I realized you qualified that statement with "early Mariah", back when she was making harmless vanilla soft-pop so I guess just as long as you aren't into horrible, horrible current Mariah that isn't so bad.

And anyway, I'm really into Tegan & Sara, and I sort of like Ke$ha, so I don't think I can criticize. Sometimes I wish I liked Sarah McLachlin so I would just be a lesbian instead of a gay.


gobbledygooker - 6-15-2011 at 04:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Thom
Thom's favorite singer of all time? Laura Branigan. No - really.

Second favorite singer of all time? Celine Dion. No - really.

Third favorite singer of all time? Mariah Carey. At least from her first three studio albums.


When I saw those pictures you posted of you playing bass, I pictured you jamming on some rocking tunes.

Now I just picture you playing Mariah Carey's "Emotions."


williamssl - 6-15-2011 at 04:48 PM

I watched Vampire Diaries with my wife.

And I'm defriending Thom on facebook right now.


OOMike - 6-15-2011 at 07:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
I have no idea who Laura Branigan is



This makes me feel old because I can still remember watching her shake her ass on Solid Gold while singing "Gloria"


I guess watching Solid Gold qualifies....


williamssl - 6-15-2011 at 07:06 PM

The Solid Gold dancers were hot. And they were female.

So no - not gay.


Paddlefoot - 6-15-2011 at 07:17 PM

quote:
Originally posted by OOMike
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
I have no idea who Laura Branigan is



This makes me feel old because I can still remember watching her shake her ass on Solid Gold while singing "Gloria"


I guess watching Solid Gold qualifies....


She's dead too, which is also gay.


BBMN - 6-15-2011 at 07:34 PM

Here's a some more gay for you gays....


Chris Is Good517 - 6-15-2011 at 07:52 PM

Oh, so they can do that but we can't get a goddamned Thundercats movie?


gobbledygooker - 6-15-2011 at 08:32 PM

quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
I watched Vampire Diaries with my wife.


An allegedly straight friend of mine posted this on Facebook the other day - "Hurry up True Blood I can't wait much longer!!!"

I'm starting to think his wife and kids are an elaborate cover-up.


denverpunk - 6-15-2011 at 08:53 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Oh, so they can do that but we can't get a goddamned Thundercats movie?


That'd be really gay. Cheetara can't mate with all of them, so what are the other Thundercats to do? Panthro and Tigra are totally, totally gay.


Thom - 6-15-2011 at 09:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
The Solid Gold dancers were hot. And they were female.

So no - not gay.




Pffft... You just watched for Rick Dees. Totally gay.


williamssl - 6-15-2011 at 09:20 PM

I only remember Marilyn McCoo and Dionne Warwick as the hosts.

Also we now need to bring in videos so all these young kids can understand wtf we are talking about.


Thom - 6-15-2011 at 09:50 PM

Figured this was appropriate for this thread... I'm so there opening weekend - re-friend me fellow vamp lover!



williamssl - 6-15-2011 at 10:07 PM

I could care less about this one. I DO want to see part 2 and the baby gnawing out of stomach stuff. That is going to rule.


drmuerto - 6-15-2011 at 10:33 PM

I made this video of myself while watching the trailer Thom posted.


williamssl - 6-15-2011 at 10:41 PM

You're hot.


Paddlefoot - 6-15-2011 at 10:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker

True Blood


You are right overall but Denis O'Hare's breakout performance as Russell Edgington made the parts of last season with him in it somewhat worthwhile.



Heh, LOL.


Chris Is Good517 - 6-16-2011 at 12:31 AM

quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
An allegedly straight friend of mine posted this on Facebook the other day - "Hurry up True Blood I can't wait much longer!!!"



I actually know more than a few straight guys who are into True Blood. I haven't seen it yet myself but apparently it's pretty well written, the vampires aren't glittery sissies, and there's lots and lots of tits per HBO's contractual obligation to have lots and lots of tits. So I don't think True Blood is nearly as gay as Vampire Diaries.


williamssl - 6-16-2011 at 01:10 AM

I watch both and will vouch that True Blood is much less gay because of lots of tits. Lots.

But that doesn't make me less gay for watching both.


punkerhardcore - 6-16-2011 at 01:21 AM

The only part of True Blood I've ever seen is a clip online of Anna Paquin's boobs. I felt that was enough.


Matte - 6-16-2011 at 01:24 AM

I don't watch any of this, but if there's a boob montage video, I will watch that.

I mean, I'll let the video play while staring at the huge cocks in the ads because I'm gay and stuff.


drmuerto - 6-16-2011 at 02:08 AM

True Blood is awesome. Lots of blood, lots of sex, lots of murder, and its well written. Unlike Twilight, these vampires aren't into waiting until marriage, they'd rather just fuck you, drink your blood, and then do it again until one of you is dead. And the werewolves are real wolves.
Plus there's this fine young lady.


williamssl - 6-16-2011 at 03:09 AM

...who got turned as a virgin and now she is forever in "first time" mode every time she has sex because her supernatural undead powers "heal" her and make her cherry grow back.


If that ain't character development man....


Stone Cold Steve Autism - 6-16-2011 at 11:11 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
I actually know more than a few straight guys who are into True Blood. I haven't seen it yet myself but apparently it's pretty well written

Nope.

True Blood is serious TV written by 9th graders for 8th graders. It's easily the dumbest thing HBO's put on TV since Arli$$ or Sex in the City, and it's less compelling than that show where they drive the cab and drunk people occasionally give blowjobs or eat box in the back.

It's like a TV show made by collage from unloved loners. It's got bad accents, obvious characters, predictable arcs and pacing so bad that you could cut every season from 12 to 6 episodes and miss no nuance or plot. It's choked with moronic peripheral characters and shit-stupid atmospherics. It also takes place in a nonexistent part of the south.

Other than that, it's the bomb.


OOMike - 6-16-2011 at 01:04 PM

I don't have HBO so I have never seen the show, but I did read two or three of the books that it is based off of, and well lets just say that since I can't remember how many I read, and that I stopped reading them they were not that good. So if all they did was add boobs to confusing story lines and characters with no consitency from book to book... I will stick with my wife and porn sites...


ETA: reading is gay so this post qualifies...

[Edited on 6-16-2011 by OOMike]


gobbledygooker - 6-16-2011 at 03:14 PM

It is just SO fucking apropos that my Thread of Gay has turned into a discussion about the merits of different forms of vampire-related entertainment.

So, has anybody caught MTV's new Teen Wolf show yet? FAB-ulous.


Paddlefoot - 6-16-2011 at 04:59 PM

It's just sad that we live in an era where everything that used to be cool about vampires got tossed out the window just to placate a bunch of assholes like Perez Hilton, Chris Crocker, and Darren Star. And so fat and lonely Emo chicks could have something to get wet to. It makes the age of Harlequin romances and afternoon soap operas look positively Shakespearean in comparison.

True Blood is too much like pro wrestling. It's trainwrecky and hard to look away sometimes. Steve was right about the accents though. Whether it's True Blood or CMT or from watching some kind of bizarre GOP/FOX News event, every time I here too many southern accents I can feel massive amounts of my own brain cells dying just from being exposed to it.


williamssl - 6-16-2011 at 05:02 PM

Slight shift of subject here into realms of potentially more serious but still related to thread topic.

I have never been more excited to attend church than I am for this Sunday.

You see, Westboro Baptist Church will be picketing my church.


And because according to them, God Hates Fags...that MUST mean I am one since they've set their sights on us! I feel validated to be posting in this thread. Thank you WBC!!


drmuerto - 6-16-2011 at 07:01 PM

You should try to make out with Fred Phelps.


gobbledygooker - 6-16-2011 at 07:09 PM

You and Thai should walk into church holding hands. Or each other's packages if you're more comfortable with that.


mastermind - 6-16-2011 at 09:35 PM

TRUE BLOOD is based on a series of books (which should make it gay right there), and even featured Elvis Presley if I'm not mistaken. He was some brain dead fuck who stayed a little too long in the after life before being resurrected (???) Something like that. Truth be told, I watched Season One as part of my job (for real). But MAN all that Marianne the shapechanger shit was so gay and lame I didn't even watch the second season at all. From what I recall - yeah it has blood, boobs and swears. Big deal. Let me paraphrase Joakim Noah - "it's still emo as hell". And gay. Very gay.


Paddlefoot - 6-16-2011 at 10:02 PM

I played Ravenloft a couple of times back when I was younger. Man, it was so totally uber-gay that I couldn't believe how sore my schphincter felt afterwards.


mastermind - 6-16-2011 at 10:21 PM

What's Ravenloft?


OOMike - 6-16-2011 at 11:41 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mastermind
What's Ravenloft?


Why yes I do feel old...

And just because Ravenloft fucked you in the ass, it does not make it gay.

For those less geeky than me, Ravenloft is a Dungeons and Dragons world where the evil rule and it really sucks to be a good guy.

Gaming is not gay (as I take a week off from work to go to a gaming convention)


mastermind - 6-16-2011 at 11:59 PM

Reinstate MSD.


williamssl - 6-17-2011 at 12:48 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mastermind
Reinstate MSD.


Gayest thing said in this thread to date.


gobbledygooker - 6-17-2011 at 02:11 AM

Are there really people on this board that go to those places like the place that used to be next to my laundromat where I'd see guys (usually fat/pale/wearing elastic-wasteband shorts/pants) going in wearing backpacks and then I'd look in the window out of curiousity and there'd be all these men and boys standing around tables that looked like war maps with little figurines on them and it was some sort of role-playing orgy?

OO is gayer than even I thought.


Paddlefoot - 6-17-2011 at 03:20 AM

It seems cool when you're thirteen but not so much when you're thirty and find out that somewhere along the way you've turned into *Comic-Book Guy from The Simpsons. At that point being GaGa gay is ultimately preferable.

*Some of those really intense war-gamer guys are dangerously weird. Think Rodney McKay from Stargate: Atlantis except maybe times a billion.


OOMike - 6-17-2011 at 12:53 PM

Yes there are people like that on here...except that sterotype is the minority, and those that fit the type are usually laughed at by the rest of us. My wife and I both play, we have friends from Chicago that come to town for the con (he's a cop, she's a nurse) and we have my son and a bunch of his friends coming over every couple of weeks to play (and yes one of them looks like Britani Knight). Most of the people at the con are successful and do this for fun instead of drinking or playing video games. Plus about 30-40% are women, who like to dress in costume, that usually is scantly clad.


Thom - 6-17-2011 at 03:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by OOMike
Most of the people at the con are successful and do this for fun instead of drinking or playing video games.




Flaming Gay. The best part about D&D is drinking with your buddies and pretending to kill things. Fuck storytelling. KILL THINGS!!!


OOMike - 6-17-2011 at 03:54 PM

How the hell can you drink and game at the same time?


williamssl - 6-17-2011 at 04:02 PM

This is gooker's thread of gay.

Take your dorky talk elsewhere.


atothej - 6-18-2011 at 04:27 PM

To get this thread back on track, here's gooker responding to my allegations that he wanted to be (not be with) C.M. Punk:

quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I think it's mainly just that he's so damn sexy. And is probably just as witty/hilarious in real life as he is on-screen. And chicks probably dig the fact that he abstains from so many of life's evils. So he can plow them all the better.


gobbledygooker - 6-18-2011 at 09:14 PM

Be. Be with. Same difference.

I actually started with the "He's so sexy" comment in a jokey way but then I got a little more serious with my following statements and when I thought about changing the "He's sexy" comment I figured, "Eh, fuck it, I have my own thread of gay devoted to me, why would I do that?"


atothej - 6-18-2011 at 09:52 PM

Hey, definitely. . . own it. I just wanted to get the thread back on track after the nerd digression. Let's have the focus be on how gay you are, not how lame others are.


gobbledygooker - 6-18-2011 at 10:34 PM

Exactly! I was actually getting a little pissed that the dork thread was gaining ground on my gay thread.

Also on-topic, I watched Jackass 3 the other night which got me back in a Jackass mood so I'm watching Jackass 2 with a houseful of people at the moment. There is way more man ass in this movie than I remember. If we're judging the "man ass" quotient of the 3 Jackass movies, Jackass 2 is the winner.


Matte - 6-19-2011 at 02:15 AM

But number 3 had more penis I think. Plus the penises were 3D.


gobbledygooker - 6-19-2011 at 03:10 AM

Yeah, I need to watch the first Jackass movie again but Jackass 3 definitely had more exposed penis. Jackass 2 had the gag where Pontius put his dick out there dressed as a mouse and the snake bit it, but at least his cock wasn't fully exposed. Like in "Heli-Cock-Ter" in Jackass 3.


Biff_Manly - 6-19-2011 at 09:45 PM

Jackass is gay no matter how you slice it. These guys go around hurting each other and acting like assholes because what they really want to be doing is kissing and pounding each others assholes. That's why sooner or later they always end up naked.


Matte - 6-19-2011 at 10:06 PM



Planning to get 3D and 3.5 soon as well.


gobbledygooker - 6-20-2011 at 03:44 PM

After watching those movies recently, you can add Jackass to the category of "Things That Make Me Feel F'n Old." Due to the fact that Johnny Knoxville is now 40 (I think) and the other guys are as old or older than me.

And yet they'll still do things like launch themselves in a bungee cord-assisted port-a-jon.


Chris Is Good517 - 6-20-2011 at 04:04 PM

Speaking of Jackass, Ryan Dunn is dead.

Like I said on Facebook, I don't want to make light of anybody's tragic death but what a fucking boring way for this guy to go.

[Edited on 6-20-2011 by Chris Is Good517]


gobbledygooker - 6-20-2011 at 04:49 PM

Yeah, definitely shitty news to start a Monday.

I can't believe, after all the crazy shit they've done, one of them has finally passed on. And it wasn't even related to a stunt. However, by all accounts, he was most likely in a speeding car driven by someone who probably shouldn't have been driving to begin with. Dammit.

R.I.P. Dunn.


Matte - 6-20-2011 at 05:07 PM

A friend just texted me the news. What a shitty message to wake up to.

[Edited on 6-20-2011 by Matte]


gobbledygooker - 6-20-2011 at 05:12 PM

I know what you mean, dude. This obviously isn't exactly "Eddie" territory but Ryan and all of the Jackass crew have been providing me with laughs since 2000 or so. I figured one of them would push it too far one of these days but I didn't think it would be him. I really just kinda feel like someone knocked the air out of me this morning. It doesn't help that I had a bit of a Jackass renaissance in the last week or so.