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Optard hits 1,000!
borntorun - 2-15-2004 at 07:31 AM

Well, it seems that Operation Retard is making quite a run for his 1,000th post; he's even counting down each individual post so we know just how far he's come and how little he needs to keep going to reach the coveted milestone. At his current pace, he should be there, at the very latest, by Monday. Since I'm a good few months away from my 1,000th post, and just because I'm a jerk, I'll spoil his moment of glory by giving away the speech he intended to deliver when he actually reaches the milestone. Sorry Poptard, but the people HAD to know what you were going to say...



"wow! i cant believe that i made it all the way to 1000 posts~! this has been a great run, and i plan on hitting 20,000 before the end of the year j/k. anyway, i couldnt have done this without the mighty mods, the oo staff, especially rick, jeb, matt, erin, smoley, and bulldog. you guys rule~! there are other posters i'd like to thank, but really BORNTORUN is the only one who matters, and is worthy of me dusting off my shift key. keep it up BTR.

so, 2004 will be the year of the optard. keep in mind that i like comics, i can draw, and i like "yo mama" jokes almost as much as i hate 2hot! Oh, and the 4th planet of the apes movie sucks!"


Like I said, I'm sorry to ruin your acceptance speech. It really did bring a tear to my eye, and I'm honored to be mentioned as one of your idols. Now remember: when you do your real speech, please change it up a little bit. Keep my name in there, and mention how you hate 2HoT, but be creative. Like draw a picture of you pointing to your rack.

Congratulations from the present (soon to be past) past to your future accomplishment, Zigster!


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Operation Retard - 2-15-2004 at 08:24 AM

i hate you, cory.

thunder stealing mother fucker


FusionFistCutter - 2-15-2004 at 06:37 PM

Congratulations PopTard, you are a collossal fuck.

Just kiddin' man, good job, and good luck in snatching the Tiara sometime.