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ThePunisher - 6-4-2004 at 06:05 PM

A friend of mine sent this to me:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8107675670&rd=1


Omega - 6-4-2004 at 06:28 PM

a 6'3" 13 year old - if I was the father I would make sure that kid learns how to play basketball so he can make millions in the NBA and give it all back to him for being a shithead.


Eli - 6-4-2004 at 07:11 PM

That kid got examplified!


Laner - 6-4-2004 at 08:36 PM

Yep.


Omega - 6-4-2004 at 08:41 PM

I wonder if the kid knows or he will come home one day from school and find it gone. HAHAHA that would be hilarious to see his face.


Bonestein - 6-4-2004 at 11:24 PM

Or what about if instead the kid came home, and his dad dumped all their Canadian coins on the kid's bed, so it was covered in a huge mountain of coins, like loonies and toonies? HAHAHA that would be hilarious to see his face.


BoerboelLVR - 6-5-2004 at 12:20 AM

Wouldn't all that coinage break the poor kid's bed? I know the kid fucked up, but destroying the place where he sleeps with loonies and toonies is taking things a bit too far. From what I've heard, just the weight of a loonie and two toonies would be enough to wreck the kid's bed.

Edit: And what if the kid isn't even from Canada? He would have no use for all those coins. He'd just have a broken bed.

[Edited on 6-4-2004 by BoerboelLVR]


Bonestein - 6-5-2004 at 02:07 AM

You don't have to be from Canada to feel the wrath of Canadian coins. It's a little known fact that Osama's original plan was to drop massive amounts of loonies and toonies on major American cities... but airplanes cannot support the weight. It's also a little known fact that the Branch Davidian cult was formed around the worship of Canadian coins, which is why the FBI went after them so hard.

If history has taught us anything, it's that Canadian coins= EVIL.


FusionFistCutter - 6-5-2004 at 03:10 AM

Yeah, especially when all you want is a goddamn Pepsi from the vending machine and that damn deer on the fucking quarter is MOCKING YOU WITH HIS BEADY EYES!! DIE FAKE UNICORN WITH YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO BE ACCEPTED INTO THE MACHINE!!!

Sooooo thirsty....


LillyX - 6-5-2004 at 03:49 AM

quote:
Originally posted by BoerboelLVR
Wouldn't all that coinage break the poor kid's bed? I know the kid fucked up, but destroying the place where he sleeps with loonies and toonies is taking things a bit too far. From what I've heard, just the weight of a loonie and two toonies would be enough to wreck the kid's bed.

Edit: And what if the kid isn't even from Canada? He would have no use for all those coins. He'd just have a broken bed.

[Edited on 6-4-2004 by BoerboelLVR]


That why they call it punishment, plus he’s a fucking sachquatch(sp?). If the bed can withstand him, Canadian coins are nothing. They’re both dead weight.


MeatWad - 6-10-2004 at 05:36 PM

Serves the kid right, he should be punished for his actions. His mom did the right thing.


Bonestein - 6-10-2004 at 05:42 PM

Thanks for bumpig the thread back up for that sentiment... you'll do great here!


GimmickMan - 6-10-2004 at 05:45 PM

My thought exactly, Bonestein.


ConcreteTG - 6-10-2004 at 07:14 PM

Now This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a Punishment to end em all.

One of my close friends has a 12-yr old daughter who looks 14 or 15. She's already in the rebellion phases, and it seems no level of punishment has been too severe for her. This dude leashed her to her dog to make sure she takes care of it, sentenced her to one month's "hard labor" around the house (she washed my car one weekend), no tv, limited phone.....

He should sell her PS2- but then he couldn't play Fatal Frame 2 anymore