1. He places posts that should really go in "Comments about Online Onslaught" in the "Current Events" topic. Even though "Is Eli a Prison Bitch" is
not a current event in the wrestling World.
2. His username is one a jackass would use.
3. He has said that he won the jackass contest even though the numbers clearly show that BigBlue86 is the victor. Jackass=Doen't know the numeric order of digits.
4. His signature is as ridiculus as his username.
5. His jokes are never, never, never funny and/or clever.
6. His attempts at antagonism only function as desperation.
7.. He thinks being a jackass isn't a bad thing, it's a good thing.
8. He makes enough anal sex references for it to be considered an obsession.
9. He doesn't even have the capacity/humilty to laugh at himself like BigBlue86.
10. His comments in the boards have little value, make no sense and rarely garner any responses other than an occasional insult.
Casey was robbed!
Please ELI if I win this "Biggest Jackass" award I want it to be because of something I did, I don't need your help so go sniff some magic markers
Right on Casey
C'Mon Eli, buck up! Turn that frown...upside down! At least you're not a jackass.
hes a buttfucker Id rather be a jackass