When I shut my eyes I hear a voice go off inside my head.
That voice shouts out to me, "time to make some bread"
I shout back that it is night, and I begin to dread.
The next time I awake, I am sleeping with a parakeet named Fred.
You mean theres more?
God help us.
On second thought, I could use a good nap.
ps: you sure it wasnt a goose named Fred?
As I saw the lion
I heard him roar
From far away the old man snored
The pirate went "ARR" as he struck gold
Away the lion went, panting ever so bold
As I hear the mighty boar
I walk down the steps to see my dead dog spot lyin'
. . . On ze floor
I know I've said this before, but say it like Shatner, it's so much funnier that way!