Jeb started at great story, at my expense, on the TV board, and I thought the story was so cool, that I decided to post it here and see if we could
Fat Redneck Idiot: The bar door is locked! I can't get in!
Bartender(portrayed by Arnold Swartzenegger): You have lost... ACCESS.
Fat Redneck Idiot: Noooooooooo!
1,000 French Locksmiths: Quoi?
and say we did.
and then edit it to not say we did.