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Wrestling Penis Names
CCharger - 3-8-2019 at 08:48 PM

If you had to give your penis a wrestler's name or nickname, what would you choose?

I am going with The Destroyer.

Matte - 3-8-2019 at 08:56 PM

Blaster McMassive

or "The Crippler"

Paddlefoot - 3-8-2019 at 08:59 PM

"The Sarge". Because he's mean, green, and gets a haircut every week.

salmonjunkie - 3-8-2019 at 09:07 PM

Cheezy, Sleazy, and Queasy.

[Edited on 3-8-2019 by salmonjunkie]

janerd75 - 3-9-2019 at 02:54 AM

Colon Cleanser

Bruiser The Dick

Hornswoggle, Jr.

williamssl - 3-9-2019 at 04:11 AM

Velveteen Dream.

salmonjunkie - 3-9-2019 at 09:32 AM


Paddlefoot - 3-9-2019 at 09:58 AM

*shoves cock through meat-grinder, renames it "Nicole Bass"*

G. Jonah Jameson - 3-9-2019 at 08:04 PM

Lance Storm. Talented, but unexciting.

I guess that would make my testes Elix Skipper and Carl Ouellet.

denverpunk - 3-11-2019 at 06:02 PM

The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be!

CCharger - 3-11-2019 at 07:13 PM

Originally posted by denverpunk
The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be!

The Sharpshooter!

denverpunk - 3-11-2019 at 07:50 PM

Yes, even better!

bigfatgoalie - 3-11-2019 at 08:58 PM

Nobody vain enough to go with Mr Perfect or André The Giant?

How about Smash or Crush?

Or for those against manscaping...the moss covered 3-handled family gradunza.

Count Zero - 3-12-2019 at 02:00 AM

I'm also surprised that nobody has gone with "The Snake".

salmonjunkie - 3-12-2019 at 05:57 AM

Probably because that’s too easy and on the nose.

Here’s some good ones:

The Lethal Assassin!
The Dutch Destroyer!
The Ultimate Opportunist!
The Hardcore Legend!
The Big Red Machine!
Mrs. Foley’s Baby Boy!

Matte - 3-12-2019 at 04:10 PM

Little Jimmy

Paddlefoot - 3-12-2019 at 06:28 PM

Robb Van Dong

punkerhardcore - 3-12-2019 at 06:58 PM

SD Jones. Because it always jobs out in record time.

maclen - 3-12-2019 at 07:13 PM


bigfatgoalie - 3-12-2019 at 07:25 PM

Gorgeous George
Prince Pretty
Fandango / Fandongo
Dingo Warrior / Dongo Warrior

Also, I think Gobbledy Gooker actually works for male or female parts.

Flash - 3-14-2019 at 03:42 AM


CCharger - 3-14-2019 at 12:20 PM

24 Inch Python.

denverpunk - 3-14-2019 at 05:50 PM

French Tickler

Paddlefoot - 3-14-2019 at 06:04 PM

When I'm looking at naughty and borderline illegal images on the screen and in an jailbait state of mind, I start referring to mine as "Jerry The King Lawler".

G. Jonah Jameson - 3-14-2019 at 08:42 PM

I'm surprised we've gotten this far and nobody has suggested "The Big Show."

Constantly changing alignments, so she never knows whether it's going to be good or bad.

Paddlefoot - 3-14-2019 at 08:54 PM

I still believe that the sign on RAW once that said "The real Big Show is in my pants" was easily the second or third best sign ever seen on televised wrestling.

[Edited on 3/14/2019 by Paddlefoot]

CCharger - 3-19-2019 at 12:15 PM

Does Rick call his penis "The Rick"?

janerd75 - 3-19-2019 at 06:30 PM

That's what I call mine. I even do a Kyle O'Reilly-esque air guitar solo with it on occasion* in an homage to The Rick's time as a geetar player in bands over the years.

#mypancreas #SOON

*every occasion

maclen - 4-5-2019 at 06:14 PM

Originally posted by maclen

...because it sprays...

BBMN - 4-30-2019 at 12:32 AM

Kenta Kobashi - It's gonna slap your tits 100 times in a row before hitting the big finish on your face...

Or maybe just PG-13 because I've never actually made it past 2nd base...

CCharger - 4-30-2019 at 01:20 PM

Originally posted by BBMN
Kenta Kobashi - It's gonna slap your tits 100 times in a row before hitting the big finish on your face...

That's a mouthful.