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2017 bOOardies memory jogger thread
williamssl - 12-27-2016 at 06:09 AM

Or should it be mammary jogger?

The 12/26 RAM thread for ALL the awards


Thom - 1-4-2017 at 04:34 PM

janerd, with an early PotY (which I don't expect to really last, but I found it pretty damned funny) in the NFL 2016 thread.

quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
quote:
Originally posted by the goon
Before merc blows a complete gasket, I'm not a Giants fan either. I just think it would be funny if Eli Manning was a three-time Super Bowl champion.


I am going to FTFY. Behold...

To ensure (because that's what he uses as a cocktail mixer now) merc blows a gasket I'm not a Giants fan either, but I just think it would be funny if Eli Manning was a three-time Super Bowl champion based solely on wins over the Patriots.

#lacesout4merc



merc - 1-4-2017 at 09:14 PM

I'm not changing my tagline, but if I did it would be:

"merc, fascinating Roberto since 2017"

Yep, read it and weep:

quote:
Originally posted by royberto
quote:
Originally posted by merc
Cam, banning someone is sooo last decade. The OOUniverse is desperate for resident s so law and order have gone to hell.
This is very fascinating. They take personal shots at me. Then when I respond and call out their trolling, they whine about wanting me banned. It seems they can dish it out, but they can't take it.

[Edited on 1-4-2017 by royberto]


Gotta be worth a medal

[Edited on 1-4-2017 by merc]


janerd75 - 1-5-2017 at 06:25 AM

Four days in and it's already a madhOOuse. I don't even know who gets what award for any of this.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31652&page=2

quote:
Originally posted by coxito
quote:
Originally posted by Thom
If no ban, then how about a custom status of "Cunt"? Or would the custom status be too "cool" for him?


It's really not that hard. All I had to do was quote the 1st post in a thread as the 2nd poster. Just cacth a mod on the rag and you're set.


quote:
Originally posted by gambit3
Dixie out at TNA

https://mobile.twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/816806545728147456


quote:
Originally posted by Matte
quote:
Originally posted by coxito
It's really not that hard. All I had to do was quote the 1st post in a thread as the 2nd poster. Just cacth a mod on the rag and you're set.

Will somebody please ban this fucking guy?


quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
Gambit3 for av of the year


No, really, this is his perma-av -------->

quote:
Originally posted by merc
quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
Gambit3 for av of the year


Put it in fucking reminder thread.



merc - 1-6-2017 at 03:09 AM

This is thread of the decade. Flash is the early runner for MATTE of the year. Dude is putting in serious wrestling work. I appreciate him/it.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31531

ETA: not one drop of sarcasm.

[Edited on 1-6-2017 by merc]


Thom - 1-6-2017 at 03:32 PM

Quentil, with an early Avatar of the Year candidate.


janerd75 - 1-9-2017 at 06:35 AM

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31663

I lol'd you brat.

quote:
Originally posted by Matte
quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
And five minutes from my house, no less. I was just in the airport Wednesday night

Ah, shit. The guy was a mere two days late...


janerd75 - 1-9-2017 at 07:11 PM

Just because you sonsabitches are leading in January doesn't mean you'll be the Champ in December.

CCharger already leading with a candidate for Av of the Year:



TATER TOT LIVES!!!!


williamssl - 1-17-2017 at 07:50 PM

POTY from Punker

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31675&page=2

quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore

Charlotte is so, so, so fucking terrible, that I wish someone could time travel, bring Chris Benoit into the present, and set those two up.


merc - 1-23-2017 at 05:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by OOMike
3) What the DNC does with primary elections has nothing to do with democracy, they are private organizations that have their own rules.
[Edited on 1-23-2017 by OOMike]


Full content is here:

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31630&page=2#pid529106

I'm going for three nominations off of this one outstanding post.
1. Funniest Post of the Year
2. Truest post of the Year
3. Post of the Year

Hopefully I will remember to lobby hard at the time cuz along with the DNC Tex's nomination process has nothing to do with democracy. Maybe I'll slide him a sawbuck or two.


williamssl - 1-24-2017 at 05:53 AM

I am happy to hand over the bOOardies to someone else. Probably could use a reinvigoration.

until them, if I want to have fun with one category (which happens to be the one that no one in their right mind should want to win.....which explains why some folks wanted to win it) after 9 years of running these fuckers, I think it's a reasonable thing to do.





No one needs to remind me of things that make fun of the left. I like them, and they are so rare that they stand out in my memory. In fact...I see lots of awards in the future for this one. Including avatar.


janerd75 - 4-19-2017 at 08:19 PM

CChargy bringin' the pain before the bodies are even cold. Glly!

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31888

quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
Imagine that? I thought Roger Goodell was the only person in the NFL who could suspend people...


http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31885

quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
Will Vince stop at NOTHING to get Roman over as a babyface?


janerd75 - 4-23-2017 at 03:07 AM

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31652&page=39#pid533337

quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
glpmph

[Edited on 4/23/2017 by Paddlefoot]


Profound? Insightful? Thought provoking? Anti-Semitic? Whatever you may think you're bringing to the table, you need to spend more time in the kitchen perfecting your recipes because you're no match for Alberta truckstop lot lizard rough trade finery and commentary such as the example provided by THE Canadienne delegation sampled above.


Paddlefoot - 4-23-2017 at 03:12 AM

A: glpmph

Q: What was the sound Paige was making when.......




CCharger - 4-25-2017 at 05:32 PM

Quentil offering up prayers on behalf of all of us:

quote:
Originally posted by Quentil
God, I want to fuck Emma.


http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31920&page=1


janerd75 - 5-22-2017 at 08:04 PM

PotY candidate right yonder.

quote:
Originally posted by Count Zero
I'm sad that I didn't come up with this on my own, but we've got stand back and appreciate what the WWE has done.

They took a jobber, and gave him the title over one of their hand-picked & favorite guys. It's a real jinderella story.


http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32005&page=3


Count Zero - 5-24-2017 at 08:26 PM

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32009&page=1#pid534877

This post wins an internetty all by itself.

quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
Meltzer is reporting that the Mae Young Classic was named because Stephanie McMahon was especially close to her. It is reported that Mae Young was the one who taught Steph how to handle double penetration.


CCharger - 5-24-2017 at 09:08 PM

quote:
Originally posted by GodEatGod
quote:
Originally posted by royberto
quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
It's the 7th thread on the page, and the first unpinned thread. There are usually 2-3 new threads that get started a week (which I know isn't that often, but it's not almost never), it's just that the first 6 threads are all the pinned ones.
I almost never go past the pinned threads because that is all I need to read. All the relevant news is there. No real reason for me to go past those.


The rest of us would appreciate it if you'd start skipping the pinned ones, too.


POTY candidate. BRB laughing forever....

[Edited on 5-24-2017 by CCharger]


janerd75 - 5-26-2017 at 09:34 PM

I L'd. Maybe not OL, but I like the more subtle humour that creeps up on you.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31926&page=10

quote:
Originally posted by GodEatGod
quote:
Originally posted by Slick
Any truth that X-Pac rattled off a series of crotch chops as he left the police station?


If he did, it would apparently put off the scent of fresh biscuits!


Then there's this savagery that followed immediately thereafter.

quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I'd probably be less embarrassed about meth.

Nice that Chyna has a left a legacy that's living on, though.


janerd75 - 6-8-2017 at 11:49 PM

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32042

Can two peopleses co-bOOardie Award a POTY? Lot's of quality thinkifyin' goin' on here. Bueno, gents.

quote:
Originally posted by denverpunk
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
I think the article really underplayed how much this is affected by being a study of Nielsen ratings in a world that overwhelmingly now consumes its TV media in other ways than watching live television. Why invest three hours on Monday nights when you can watch a condensed 90 minute version on Hulu the next day, or store it up on the DVR and plow through it in less than two hours over the weekend? Nothing is happening in WWE right now that makes it appointment television anymore. You can blame a PG product, you can blame Roman Reigns, you can blame millenials for not being couch potatoes, but none of those are the factors behind the two biggest problems WWE has: oversaturation and boring, uninspired writing. The writers don't have enough ideas to fill 90 minutes of Raw right now, but they have to stretch it out into three hours anyway, and then ask us to come back for two more hours for Smackdown on Tuesday nights? It's too much even if the product felt fresh and objectively good; when everything feels this rudderless and stale its ridiculous. NXT and 205 Live are much more palatable because they can be consumed in hour long bites, and even there 205 Live feels like the same show every week and the first few weeks building to the next Takeover are usually a slog in NXT. I don't know what the right fix is, but blaming people for not watching TV live anymore is definitely not it.


Quoted for absolute truth. It's up to WWE to make the show entertaining again, and if interest in the product is at an all-time low, then they need to start asking themselves some really tough questions like:

1. Our next chosen one is not accepted by the fans, so why do we keep shoving him down everyone's throat in a way that pisses them off?
2. Why does it take so long for us to get on board with talent that the fans like, but doesn't fit our long-term plan? Why do we adapt so slowly?
3. We have the best women's roster we've ever had, so how do we show off their strengths and minimize their weaknesses?
4. See #3, but substitute men for women.
5. If our Universal Champion only wants to wrestle six times a year, then how do we keep the title relevant when he's gone?
6. Our talent is booked like stock characters rather than actual people with human motivations. Why?
7. We're stuck in an evil authority figure rut. How do we get out?

I'd start with that, adding that the ratings heydays of the past are almost certainly gone forever and a new rubric for success may need to be created.


CCharger - 6-8-2017 at 11:59 PM

Fuck that. Only poop gifs and dick jokes should get nominations this year.


janerd75 - 6-9-2017 at 05:45 AM

quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
Fuck that. Only poop gifs and dick jokes should get nominations this year.


As you wish. Please note this is Chargy's suggestion. He drew first blood, not me. Otherwise, ALLLLL ABOARD!!!

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32044&page=1#pid535423


janerd75 - 6-16-2017 at 05:11 AM

Chargy with some high-end PotY sexogeny! Bueno!

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31926&page=15

quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
quote:
Originally posted by anglefan85
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
* Mauro Ranallo and Mike Goldberg both signed on as announcers for a series of MMA events that Bellator will be running on multiple streams, including on Spike TV; in showing how significant pro wrestling is to them they didn't even bother to mention Mauro's time with WWE in the part of the press release that summarized his announcing career

* Paige had some X-rays done on her neck today and indicated she'd be ready to return to the ring soon; in related news the broadcast team at USA is getting extra training on the seven-second delay in order to bleep out the cumslut-centric fan comments that will be shouted at her when she returns; don't let her near your belt, Alexa, you don't know where she's been!


Hopefully Paige doesn't get lost in the shuffle upon returning

This is my concern as well.

Can she penetrate the division or will the train just keep running without her? Regardless, she's just got to keep coming and coming. She's already shown that she is capable of blowing the whole thing. But the WWE is one of the best jobs in the word. Does she really want to blow that job? Even if she doesn't blow it, will HHH or Vince try to fuck her over?

On the other hand, all you need to do is watch video of Paige to know that she will bend over backward to please the viewers. She's a pro. Unlike Shawn Michaels, she will lay down for anybody. In the end, once you strip it all bare, it's clear that all the balls are in Paige's court.


You're saying she's a jizz-burper. Lol, I get it. Totes faved n' saved, brah!


janerd75 - 7-3-2017 at 12:41 AM

Pee Bee One Three with a notable quotable.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32127

quote:
Originally posted by PB-13


LIJ about to drop the hottest album of 2017.

(For the uninitiated: Hiromu is mourning the loss of Belt-San and got the cat plushie as a replacement. Its name is Daryl.)

[Edited on 7-2-2017 by PB-13]


janerd75 - 7-11-2017 at 12:27 AM

Straight up PotY fire from anglefan85

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32139&page=3

quote:
Originally posted by anglefan85
quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
If Roman totally isn't arrested tonight for attempted murder, it is just more proof that he is Vince's favorite.


I was just about to say that this wouldn't be the first time that Vince got a Samoan off the hook for murder, and then I had to find out that Snuka was actually from Fiji.


CCharger - 7-11-2017 at 01:28 AM

A rare Trainwreck of the Year nomination as the AJ Styles Beats Kevin Owens For the U.S. Title thread devolves into pederasty, homophobia, mountain lions, and Frank Sinatra.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32138


janerd75 - 7-12-2017 at 11:23 PM

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32142

quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Covfefe is Arabic for catamite.



Paddlefoot - 7-13-2017 at 01:49 AM

I'll raise you with another Punker classic, re: Paige and ADR.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31926&page=24#pid537053

quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
This is my favorite part:

quote:
She said then that a crazy lady decides to leave whatever shes doing and follow us and invade our privacy in the completely low way. Only low life people would do.


Yeah, too bad more people can't be upper crust like you two-- having loud ass arguments and throwing drinks on each other in public.

They both sound like pieces of fucking shit if you ask me. They're like, one tick away from being shirtless on an episode of Cops.




[Edited on 7/13/2017 by Paddlefoot]


Paddlefoot - 7-21-2017 at 09:53 PM

Avatar of the year nomination for Janerd - it features a man who is effectively an adviser to your new president.


Thom - 7-24-2017 at 02:21 PM

Quentil and janerd as a tag-team entry for PotY. I'm not going to quote it in here. I'll just link to it.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30872&page=34


Count Zero - 7-24-2017 at 06:02 PM

SuperWreck TrainThread DelRioPaige Truth Of The Century?

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31419&page=2#pid537436

quote:
Originally posted by GodEatGod
quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.


Only if the last post was from janerd, to be fair.


Count Zero - 8-18-2017 at 11:33 PM

Hey, it's mee agaynnnnnn!

From: http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32224

quote:
Originally posted by bopol
Fuck, if I were GFW, I would have joke matches with all the shit that Cornette hates and then have Corny on commentary.

Week 1: Chuck Taylor and invisible grenade.
Week 2: Danshuko Dino wrestles a blow up doll.
Week 3: Rockstar Spud wrestles 8 year old girl
Week 4: Joey Ryan and the dick flip

At which case, Cornette freaks out and forms a group of super serious wrestlers that want to kill everyone that makes a joke. I'd put Eddie Kingston in that group because he can cut a promo and come across as incredibly intense. Eddie Edwards would make sense.

Oh, and needless to say, it needs to be uncensored.


janerd75 - 9-8-2017 at 04:45 AM

Definitely my favorite PotY by far.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32406&page=2

quote:
Originally posted by GodEatGod
quote:
Originally posted by G. Jonah Jameson

Did anyone else read this as "hurricane of excrement?"


I think that's the name of Janerd's finisher.


Count Zero - 9-11-2017 at 01:39 AM

I'm starting to think there ought to be some sort of special Rumors Crap Thread Only award, or... I dunno. As somebody pointed out, the sheer length of them pretty much DQs them from most categories, but it's a shame for chaos like http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32408&page=1 to not get some kind of opportunity to shine. . I have no instant-miracle-idea to solve the problem, however, so this is mostly just


Count Zero - 9-13-2017 at 08:04 PM

O hai! ^_^ 'Sme agin! This should be entered into some sort of duo/group category, perhaps.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32445

quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Backstage Vince yells out "I've got a new favourite Kevin! Let's beat up the old one!". And then Owens pins Dunn's arms behind his back while Vince starts punching Bukukky in the stomach as hard as he can.



CATA-FITE!!!