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"Girl Safe Porn"
benoitbrokemyneck - 5-26-2005 at 10:42 PM

The past few years I've begun to notice a startling trend in porn. Like everything else nowadays, its a constant game of one-ups manship, which in the realm of pornography means, making more and more extreme and explicit videos. Today's porn isn't the same as the video tapes I stumbled across in the garage, hidden amid boxes of old useless crap when I was a kid.

The envelope of taste has pretty much been obliderated in this day an age. Its no longer enough to just film some guy and a girl banging. Directors need to have 3 guys filling a girl's every orifice at once to make it a scene. And all the while this type of graphic, unrealistic sex is being made into a video, some other director is making something even more obscene. Perhaps 12 guys violate some 18 year old chick that looks not a day out of highschool. Or maybe it will be two of the most beautiful women on Earth going from making out, to eating out each other's boxes, to eating out each other's.... butts. When the fuck did that become the norm? I haven't ever done anything like that with any girl I've been with and neither have any of my friends , so how is this shit now filmed with as much frequency as a blowjob was just 10 years ago? Its called 'analingus' apparently.. thanks, but no thanks.

My main issue is that whenever I rent a porn, I can't even seem to avoid the "guy on girl on girl on girl on golden retreiver" bits, nor can I avoid the "lets lick each other's asses" films either. I remember last time I rented a porn, I was trying to maybe entice my girl friend into giving me what every guys seems to want, her and another women. I found a video of nothing but 2 girls with a single lucky guy. The back of the box looked fairly straight forward, kinky, but nothing that was wince or gag inducing. I took the video home and wanted to make sure it was safe. First scene in, the dude starts licking butt. ARG! That wasn't on the box art, or in the description. The real issue is that this hasn't happened once, or twice, but like three or four times. The only video I have seen that wasn't marred by this crap, was a Hustler DVD. No nasty crap, nothing out of the ordinary, just plain old fucking. Only problem is that everyone in it looked like a dumbass frat boy or sorority bimbo I see at a typical parties. Not exactly that inspiring, especially for my girl that loathes frat boys and bimbos.

So where do I find some 'girl safe' porn? No ass plundering. No 871 on 1 scenes. No analingus. No fisting. No nothing that 90% of girls out there are going to say "Can we just turn this off?!" to. Just hot chicks getting fucked, no nasty shit that you haven't done yourself? Does it exist? Or should I just find some old 90's porn and make do with the dated music and hair?

Thanks for any help.


ModSquad002 - 5-26-2005 at 10:47 PM

You pay extra money for it and make sure it doesn't have a name like "Tight Shots #25." In fact, you may want to avoid all numbers. Try Vivid video, they make good flicks. Nothing too nasty.

You are usually safe with something that has a storyline. Not just scene-after-scene of people screwing. Push comes to shove you could always go "retro" and get some '70s stuff.

That's all I got.



[Edited on 5-26-2005 by ModSquad002]


FusionFistCutter - 5-26-2005 at 11:11 PM

Bottom line is, guys want to see a girl get fucked, in many different ways. Gonzo porn has us covered in that respect.

Most women want to see the BUILDUP of how the girl is going to get fucked. They want to see the dinner party where the couple flashes eyes at each other, the walk in the park, and then the fucking after that.

Girls don't want close up shots of a guys cock ramming a girl from behind. They, like most human beings, find the sight of a male penis somewhat disturbing and most definitely humorous.

For picking a movie to watch with her, the video has to be something from like Cinemax. That lame softcore "dick-taped-to-the-leg" sex scene that doesn't invoke the slightest twinge in your manhood because it's so lame. But those are the breaks.

When I watch porn, I want the sluttiest girl, fucked in the most positions, who would make a sailor blush with her dirty talk. But that's because it's just me and my hand. My hand doesn't argue that "That's gross" when a guy pops off all over her face. It's a great hand. But at the same time, I've seen SO much porn, I need something new and different most of the time. It's no fun just watching some hottie who's a dead fuck lay there halfway comatose while a guy "makes love" to her. Anything anymore is fair game and sure to illicit some response out of Lil' Cutter, except beastiality. I dig the ass play, the 4 on 1 gang-bangs, the DP, and the Blacks On Blondes shit. Anything goes for me because porn (just like real sex with the same person) gets BORING if you don't mix it up and try or watch new things.

I've also discovered a sub-genre I didn't know existed and is fantastic if done right. Brazilian rape-porn. Actually anything Brazilian is great of course, those girls are crazy hot and horny as a toad

Anyways, you're better off taking your girl to the bar, getting liquored up, and chatting up some single women with her if you're looking to score a threesome. Otherwise you're just gonna have to sit through a crappy Skinemax flick that won't even get you in the mood AND won't get you any extra boobies to play with.

[Edited on 5-26-2005 by FusionFistCutter]


ModSquad004 - 5-26-2005 at 11:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by FusionFistCutterActually anything Brazilian is great of course, those girls are crazy hot and horny as a toad



Except for AIDS.



I'm actually curious as to what your opinion is on Japanese porn.


FusionFistCutter - 5-26-2005 at 11:21 PM

You know, I love the LOOK of Asian girls, but I can't get into their porn at all. I don't like bukkake, that even makes my iron stomach curl, and it seems as though all the Asian porn I find the women are so demure and shy that it's not even worth watching. I like the really outlandish loud girls who scream dirty talk and really get into it. Tori Lane is a favorite right now because she really gets into it.

And about the AIDS, that's why I WATCH it and don't DO it. Although given the chance to go to Brazil I'd totally go.


mooseheadjack - 5-26-2005 at 11:21 PM

I can't decide if FFC is the most gloriously honest person I have ever met, or the creepiest person I have ever met.

Now I have to go jam a pencil into my brain to get the image of FFC furiously masturbating to Brazillian gloryhole porn on his 65" plasma TV. Thanks


FusionFistCutter - 5-26-2005 at 11:23 PM

I'm just gloriously honest, you'd like me Jack.

And I don't watch porn on the big screen anymore after I saw one DVD on it. Seeing a girls asshole spread out in High Definition and about 18 inches across was too much for even me.

I stick the the computer for my porn. Free and accessible!


ModSquad004 - 5-26-2005 at 11:26 PM

quote:
Originally posted by FusionFistCutter
And I don't watch porn on the big screen anymore after I saw one DVD on it. Seeing a girls asshole spread out in High Definition and about 18 inches across was too much for even me.



And that's why you're one of my favorite posters, Cutter. You know your limits.


ModSquad - 5-26-2005 at 11:55 PM

BBMN, I haven't seen it for years, but the Adam & Eve catalog used to have a section of women-friendly porn. I remember one genre was story heavy and basically non-degrading stuff. Another was "real orgasms," where if the girl was screaming and moaning on camera, it was because she was actually enjoying it. That was the whole gimmick anyway, that the orgasms were 100% guaranteed real. They have an online catalog too, but I'm not going hunting for a link for you.


ModSquad002 - 5-27-2005 at 12:05 AM

Ah yes, I remember those catalogs. They had little apples covering all the naughty bits.


Chris Is Good517 - 5-27-2005 at 12:12 AM

IMO, it all depends on your girl, BBMN. I dated a girl that refused to even consider watching porn because she considered it degrading to women, and I also dated a girl whose pornography-viewing habits put mine to shame. I don't know how long you've been with her, but I'm assuming that if you've been with her long enough to be comfortable asking her to watch porn with you that you probably have a pretty fair idea of what she likes and what her limits would be. And some girls do like the gimmickery "all-anal" stuff, so just ask her. Better yet, take her to wherever with you and let her pick out what she wants to see. It's a good way to gauge her tastes for next time.


borntorun - 5-27-2005 at 12:17 AM

I like when you can see the girls' boobies.


ModSquad002 - 5-27-2005 at 12:45 AM

That's why we call him PORNtorun.


markout - 5-27-2005 at 01:06 AM

Girl-friendly porn is dead. Tell your woman to cowboy up and eat some ass.


ModSquad - 5-27-2005 at 01:21 AM

That's the funniest and most horrible thing I've read on here in weeks.

Anyone want to start a pool on how many more posts it'll take before I have to close this thread?


TarheelMike - 5-27-2005 at 01:27 AM

Put me down for one, even if I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in AGES.


Eli - 5-27-2005 at 01:37 AM

The real test will be if the thread gets closed before BBMN becomes enraged.

Yo BBMN, if you really want to have a threesome, slip your chick a roofie and hire a ten-dollar crack whore to eat her out while you watch. Then take pics for posterity!


[Edited on 5-27-2005 by Eli]


borntorun - 5-27-2005 at 01:43 AM

quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad

Anyone want to start a pool on how many more posts it'll take before I have to close this thread?


The only "pool" I'm interested in is the one that inevitably forms and coagulates after a vicious and humiliating bukkake scene.


Operation Retard - 5-27-2005 at 02:32 AM

i just think it's hilarious that a porn thread has all the mods (minus 1 of course) so involved. and not to police it, just to partake in the discussion.

if only all authority figures were like this.


Lorraine - 5-27-2005 at 03:37 AM

Killjoy girl advice.

How about you just ask her to do a 3-way?

We don't need to be "enticed". We look at porn and have fantasies. Offer to complete one of hers if she'll do this one for you.


outback jack - 5-27-2005 at 03:43 AM

I really want the other Mod's opinion. No disrepect to 1,2 &4, but gotta know.


ModSquad003 - 5-27-2005 at 03:57 AM

Will somebody please hurry the fuck up and
EAT MY ASS!!!


Blown Spot - 5-27-2005 at 04:36 AM

Best thread ever.


Slade - 5-27-2005 at 04:59 AM

I agree with FFC. Japanese porn is horrible. I cannot stand it. The thing that really disturbs me about Japanese (perhaps all Asian porn) is that, because the women are so shy and demure, they do not really get involved in the action, rather they just lay there, usually motionless, taking it from some guy whose penis is no longer than his pubic hair, and they scream the entire time. However, the screaming always sounds more like they are whimpering or crying, as if to suggest that having sex is the worst thing that could ever happen to them. Thus, I cannot stand to watch pornography that was produced on the other side of the Pacific.


EricOMac - 5-27-2005 at 05:20 AM

If we can't a reply from The Rick on this matter, I'll eat a bug.

But yeah, I'm guessin 5-10 posts before this thread is locked.

And yeah, most girls I date find porn "degrading towards women." Whatever that means. But they LOVE Viscera. I can't figure it out.

Best Thread Ever.


markout - 5-27-2005 at 06:23 AM

Lorraine,

That was a thoughtful and intelligent post you made.

It has no place in this thread, but you said what was on my mind.

Seriously, if you want a threesome, be open and up front about it. Don't look for "girl-friendly" porn that is going to trick the girl into thinking it was her idea. First of all, it won't work. Second of all, if it does, your girl is most likely the type that might want her ass eaten. And it doesn't sound like some people are willing to take that step.

You can't make a girl eat your ass and not reciprocate. You have to at least give her an Altoid and a towel afterwards.

Or before if that's your thing.

[Edited on 5-27-2005 by markout]


Alana - 5-27-2005 at 07:31 AM

I should be enormously offended by all of this, but I'm laughing too hard.

Heh heh hmm heh. I said "hard."


Operation Retard - 5-27-2005 at 08:09 AM

come on erin. dont hide behind laughter.

you'd be offended, but you just love a good ass eating just too damn much. right? yeah.


bigfatgoalie - 5-27-2005 at 08:14 AM

OK, not to be too serious...but I'd say an easy way to know what you are getting is to know the star, director, and production company....sorta like real movies. Seriously, don't expect great acting from Rob Schneider, and don't expect to not see some ass play from a movie made by Seymore Butts.

Although I gotta say I 'agree with BBMN with the eating of the ass...it's something I don't really care to see. I could care less if people want to do it, but I find it odd that it's so standard now...I blame J-Lo...stupid bitch.


salmonjunkie - 5-27-2005 at 08:52 AM

There's a video of J-Lo getting her ass eaten?

WHERE'S THE LINK!??!!?

I agree with Jeb, Markout, and Lorraine. Just ask her if she's willing to do it. If she is, you won't need to fish for porn to do so, if she isn't porn won't change her mind.


Thom - 5-27-2005 at 02:22 PM

Had to get in on this before one of the Mods squeezed their sphincter on this bad boy…

BBMN- a bit of advice… Get the second girl, then rent the porn. Otherwise, it’ll still just be you and your babe.

FFC- you are the fucking MAN.

And those of you who think Asian chicks are too demure for porn have never seen Fujiko Kano in action. Of course, she does quite a bit of anal, so keep BBMN away…

EDIT: Three more posts is my guess…

[Edited on 5-27-2005 by Thom]


Snowy - 5-27-2005 at 04:04 PM

I like girl on girl porn


Blown Spot - 5-27-2005 at 04:07 PM

Seriously. Best thread ever.

Reading this thread only reasserts my notion that The OO Forums is the best messageboard on the net.

Where else can you have a brutally honest yet unprovocative disscussion about porn... and not just porn, but one of a specific type? The fact that this thread hasn't really degenerated down to base vulgarity is admirable.

Though another post by FFC might change that.


blackdragon - 5-27-2005 at 04:08 PM

After thoroughly reviewing what has been admitted to, decried, disgusted by, and otherwise discussed in this post, may I be the first and perhaps last to say: THANK YOU.

My faith in humanity has once more been restored.


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-27-2005 at 05:12 PM

First off, thanks for everyone's input, this thread is hilarious. I only expect 5 replies, so this is cool.

Secondly, I have talked to my girl about 3 somes and such in the past. In fact she wanted one early on in the relationship, but I was the hesitant one. I had real strong feelings for her early on, and was scared at the idea of playing around like that and maybe complicating things, which was exactly what I have seen happen to other people. A few weeks after discussing it, my girl ended up staying at a friends house while out of town. She changed clothes over that weekend in the presence of a lesbian, and didn't know the girl was a lesbian till a few days later. She flipped out over it. I can't really explain why, but having a lesbian see her near naked, made her very uncomfortable with the idea being with a woman. I can't really explain it better then that. Until then she had fantasies about women and 3 somes from time to time, and even claim close to kissing an old friend a few years prior, after the lesbian incident... no more girl fantasies. She still finds some girls attractive, but it seems in a more "I wish I had her legs" type of manner, not a "I want to lick her legs" manner. I guess I could've said that earlier, but I had typed several paragraphs and didn't want to type any more. And I figured such a thread would be a good time for all.

Now its been 3/4's a year on and off, mostly on, with her and she doesn't want to have a 3 some. I don't need one, I just realize that its getting serious and I trust her not to dyke out on me if another girl ended up in bed with us. Basically its very serious and if I don't have one soon I may never, which is fine. I do love her, but "do 2 chicks" was on my list of things to do before I die, and it would be nice be able to cross that off... but its not crucial in any manner. Easing her back into the idea of it was the plan, rather then bringing it up every few weeks like a kid asking for a toy at a store. I figured pop in a flick, see how she reacts after not really being open to the idea for several months now.

Which brings me back to topic at hand. Three-some or not, I don't care really, I just want to know if there are any good titles that feature good looking girls and guys fucking, but not doing the extreme shit. She doesn't like anal, at all. So no Jeb, its not a fixation of mine, its just that she until recently hadn't heard of analingus, and if we were to be watcing a porn and then outta nowhere (which is how they toss it in porn anymore) some guy goes all you-can-eat-ass-buffet on a girl, my girl will go from hot and horny to cold as ice in about .2 seconds, and that is not the plan. I just want to find some non-anal, porn that has at most one guy for every girl. She doesn't like seeing two guys on one girl, but can handle two girls on one guy. And thanks for word on the "girl friendly" stuff from the Adam and Even catalog ModSquad.


Krydor - 5-27-2005 at 05:52 PM

Try avn.com (NSFW). They give comprehensive reviews of the Pr0n.

A rule of thumb, for me, is "Good Box Art, Bad Movie."

I'd hazard a guess and say that if you get your two chick deal, she'll want a two guy thingamabobber. You ready to toss some salad for your lady love?


Eli - 5-27-2005 at 06:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Krydor
I'd hazard a guess and say that if you get your two chick deal, she'll want a two guy thingamabobber. You ready to toss some salad for your lady love?


I'm sure he and The Cutter have tag-teamed it before. I heard when one of them has just shot a load in her, they actually slap hands for the "hot tag" before the other one goes to work. I heard BBMN Plays Ricky Morton quite well in that scenario.


angstboy - 5-27-2005 at 06:38 PM

I hate it when I get Splügen in my Vergina.


markout - 5-27-2005 at 06:40 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Eli

I'm sure he and The Cutter have tag-teamed it before. I heard when one of them has just shot a load in her, they actually slap hands for the "hot tag" before the other one goes to work. I heard BBMN Plays Ricky Morton quite well in that scenario.


That was the greatest...post...EVER~!

BBMN...what you are looking for is mid to late 90s porn made by Vivid video. That was pretty much the last gasp of plot-driven semi-acted porn that tried to cling to the ideal that it was some sort of erotic art. Shortly thereafter the porn industry realized it was cheaper to make gonzo films that were basically five or six clips of some dumber-than-shit heroin addict basting a turkey out of her ass. And it sold better too.

And to help you narrow it down, here's a Good/Bad test that I made myself while sitting next to some soccer moms at Panera Bread:

Good
Conquest
Blue Movie

Bad
Conquest of the Planet of the Asses
Ashley Blue

Avoid at all costs
Aurora Snow
Melissa Lauren
Bella Donna
Anabolic/Diabolic/Evil Angel Videos
Jules Jordan
Lex Steel
Anything shot in Prague
Anything with Rocco Siffredi
Anything Rocco Siffredi did in Prague

Good luck living the dream.


OORick - 5-27-2005 at 07:16 PM

quote:
Originally posted by EricOMac
If we can't a reply from The Rick on this matter, I'll eat a bug.



The hell? How does *my* name get dragged into this? When have I ever said or done anything to lead you to believe I'm the foremost authority on porn debate? If anything, I tend to believe porn's for looking at, not for talking about (at least, not for talking about among virtual strangers). Your personal tastes and habits are between you, your internet service provider, your pants, and your god.

That said, I am staunchly against unnecessary digestion of insects, so let me try to put a few cents in.

Somebody mentioned the Adam & Eve catalog, and that caused me to flashback to sophomore or junior year of college when, somehow, said catalog wound up in our house. There were contained therein all manner of videos, supplements, and toys. The one that haunts me to this day, and the one that remains a punchline among me and those friends? A blow-up sheep.

It was called the "I Love Ewe." I am not making this up.

In fact, the unintentional humor was the main thing I remember from perusing that fine catalog. And I'm not even talking about the deep down philosophical humor that made me wonder how in the blue hell society had gotten to the point where you needed four pages of things to stick your wang in, when as near as I can tell, "a girl" and "your right hand" are pretty much all a normal, healthy guy could ever need to get through life. I'm talking about bona fide slapstick humor... the ad copy was thigh-slapping, and phrases like "tantalizing pink nipples" or "will withstand up to 250 lbs. of your manly body weight" were peppered in liberally. Things that I'm quite confident were supposed to entice or arouse the reader, but which were much more effective at inducing eyeball rolling and pitying laughter. If I'd thought it was being done on purpose, that'd be one thing, but man alive: the only thing more confusing to me than "Who thought this ad copy was a good idea?" was "Who the fuck decides to buy this shit after reading that ad copy?"...

Actually, here: you want to drag me down to your level? I'll play along with this Porn Revelation: as I'm sure the well-adjusted among you would agree, the Unintentional Humor Quotient of the entire industry tends to be off the charts. To the point that I've lived alone for over a year now, and I still will review materials with the sound turned completely off. Because while it's true that there's nothing sexier than a quality sense of humor, the laughter derived from listening to a dumb girl trying to be sexy by randomly stringing together naughty words and slang to create a stilted, convoluted, unrealistic piece of dialogue that would make Kevin Smith weep with envy is NOT the right kind of humor.

I may enthusiastically support and endorse a particular act or request, but my interest in seeing it play out will be instantly deflated if I hear lines (uttered without even a hint of irony or awareness of how funny they are) such as, "Your hot throbbing meat feels so good inside my tight teen love box, you hung stud. I can't wait until my perky young titties are slathered in your thick, rich, creamery man sauce."

If I had to complain about porn, it wouldn't be all the ass eating. It'd be the preponderance of Unintentionally Hilarious Unhot Dirty Talking. Well: that, and anytime there's more than one dude in a scene. Cuz that's just creepy. Krydor and Eli: you have truly offended and scandalized me by creating such Word Pictures... hell, even the vast majority of girls I've ever had this discussion with are also pretty grossed out by the notion of two erect penises together in the same room. You two are truly ill.

And who the hell is actually still buying/renting hard-copy porn? The internet, people: get with the times! There's something for every taste/mood, and it's fricking FREE... leaving you more money to spend on a classy, high-end hooker to round out your three-way. It's just good fiscal sense, dammit!


Rick


G-B - 5-27-2005 at 07:18 PM

BBMN, don't say I never gave you anything...

Naughty Link #1
Naughty Link #2

These types of videos are usually the best for "love making" level porn. Good luck to you my horny friend.

(Edited because "Naughty Link" is much shorter and doesn't screw up the format of the page as much as a ricockulously-long URL.)

[Edited on 5-27-2005 by OORick]


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-27-2005 at 07:58 PM

Thanks markout and G-B! I actually have a Bella Donna movie somewhere. I love the production values and the chicks, but I don't think my lady needs to see a baseball bat sized dildo used on anybody's various holes.


And Jeb... She had heard the term "tossing salad" by some of the perverts at work, but didn't know what it was. I expalined, she said "...gross" and that was that. She hasn't been watching porn for a decade, she has seen maybe 3 or 4 tapes with an ex. And I am a good judge of character. If she says she has enjoyed the idea of a threesome she is telling the truth. I have asked her a few times what happened mentally to her in the "lesbian incident" and I guess a little clarification is needed here. Her idea of a 3 some was more or less the two girls kissing and touching, but not fucking each other. That was the guy's job. Basically just full filling the guy's every want, but not really breaking out the strapons and eating pink taco all night. So the idea of another girl, lusting for her body, like a man does, was a bit too much for her to really stomach. So now her idea of kissing/touching and being generally girly with a girl was skewed into the reality that its not usually like that, its more about fucking. And she thinks the idea of eating pussy is gross.

I have had the exact same thing happen before with another girlfriend years back actually. She watched a movie with me that had 3 goregous girls going at it. I went to fast forward it and she demanded I press play instead. She liked the girls, but the scene was rather tame, no toys, no anal, no dirty talk, just babes touching and kissing, and eating out. I asked her if she would ever have a 3 some with me, and she said she would to see what it is like to be with a woman, as well as to please me. Eventually the same thing happened. After a few months I asked again and she said no. She was in love and didn't want to share me, or even think about me screwing anyone else. I think this is also a part of why my current girl says no, she doesn't want to share a guy she loves. Not so much being a liar or manipulative, but for attempting to psycho-analyze somebody based upon no actual knowlege of her, save a few paragraphs, its not a bad try.If I were to eleborate her entire sexual being, it would take a small book, not a post on a message board. If I had acted on her suggestions in August, I could've had a 3 some, but I was falling for her and didn't want to risk losing her... I've seen it happen afterall to a friend. Now she is in love too and feels the same as I used to. Now I just am sure she won't up and leave me for a girl or some crazy shit, so I wouldn't mind a night with a second girl in bed...


quote:
Originally posted by Eli
quote:
Originally posted by Krydor
I'd hazard a guess and say that if you get your two chick deal, she'll want a two guy thingamabobber. You ready to toss some salad for your lady love?


I'm sure he and The Cutter have tag-teamed it before. I heard when one of them has just shot a load in her, they actually slap hands for the "hot tag" before the other one goes to work. I heard BBMN Plays Ricky Morton quite well in that scenario.


Well there was that one time in the hotel with the coke, and the chubby girl and her cross eyed friend. HAHA! You think I'm joking Ahh the good old days.


ChuggerX - 5-27-2005 at 08:02 PM

quote:
Originally posted by OORick
The one that haunts me to this day, and the one that remains a punchline among me and those friends? A blow-up sheep.

It was called the "I Love Ewe." I am not making this up.


Rick


I have actually seen one of these things. My senior year of college, I was the president of my fraternity (I was at a small private college in NE iowa, so we were not the typical ass whole frat that were elitest pricks that scammed on the freshemn girls and fucked anythign with a heartbeat, basically we were abuncha guys who like to party together)...anywhos, one of our pledges was from Montana, and HIs pledge father thought it would be funny to get him one of the "toys" so he wouldn't feel homesick


Krydor - 5-27-2005 at 09:43 PM

Krydor and Eli: you have truly offended and scandalized me by creating such Word Pictures... hell, even the vast majority of girls I've ever had this discussion with are also pretty grossed out by the notion of two erect penises together in the same room. You two are truly ill.

Was the scandal caused simply by the thought of any two peni or the specific peni of BBMN and FFC?

I'd like to say "Donkey Punch", just because it hasn't been said yet.


FusionFistCutter - 5-27-2005 at 09:55 PM

quote:
Originally posted by benoitbrokemyneck
Well there was that one time in the hotel with the coke, and the chubby girl and her cross eyed friend. HAHA! You think I'm joking Ahh the good old days.


Hahaha, that was less a "threesome" and more of "Cutter is sleeping on the floor of a hotel room because the cross eye'd girl decided to get all weepy and sensitive at 4 AM and go sleep on the bathroom floor"-some. At least you got your knob slobbed by that other girl...

That Puerto Rican with the cross-eye had a smoking body though, which made getting past the fact she would cry every time we fucked that much easier! What a batshit insane broad...


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-27-2005 at 10:54 PM

Yes. Only "deviated preverts" would know what that term meant. Wait, no, let me reverse my sarcasm. The only people of an age of sexual maturity who don't know what that term means are either full of shit, incredibly old, or dead.

Actually she didn't know what it meant. I don't think that 100% of all people that are sexually mature know what that term means. She didn't. As for 'the perverts'... sorry Jeb. I didn't mean to confuse you here. I wasn't calling them perverts because they know what tossed salad means. I was calling them perverts because the two guys I was referring to are perverts that will gladly stand not more the 3 feet away from a table of paying customers and chat about tossing salad, while the customers are in fact eating salad. Does that make it clear? On top of that you can't talk to either of these guys about anything except sex. Yes, perverts. I myself have been called a pervert by my girlfriend, so when I use the word, its not an entirely derogatory term every time.

She hasn't been watching porn for a decade, she has seen maybe 3 or 4 tapes with an ex.
Uh-huh.

That's a great technique Jeb. Since you don't know what you are talking about you can just say uh-huh, to attempt to save face. That's not like you, but its not like you to speak about stuff that you know nothing about. Can you please elaborate upon "uh-huh" as to all aspects of my girlfriends porno-viewing habits that you know so much about, yet I know so little, except for the lies she feeds me like strawberries.
You seem to think that every couple sits around and watches porn all day. I have watched porn one time with one girlfriend. Most girls I know don't really dig it. It just seems that you are trying to paint me either as a liar that watches porn all day with chicks (I WISH!) or a complete and total innocent angel, of which I am not either.

And I am a good judge of character.
Uh-huh.

Uh huh, still nothing resembling a true arguement or statement or fact from the best debater on the board.

Again since you don't me from Adam, can you please elaborate how you know that I am in fact wrong on my character judging ability? Or you can keep saying "uh-huh" in order to look as if you know so much about a girl you had in fact only read 3 paragraphs about, before forming your base of knowledge of which supplies you with such great rebuttles as "uh huh".

If she says she has enjoyed the idea of a threesome she is telling the truth.
Uh-huh.


Uh huh, she used to bring it up alot, and nearly invited an old bi-sexual friend over for us. I can get the name if you want to ask this girl if she is in fact bi. But you already know her number, as you know all about all things related to my girl.

Her idea of a 3 some was more or less the two girls kissing and touching, but not fucking each other. That was the guy's job.
Uh-huh.

Yea.

Basically just full filling the guy's every want, but not really breaking out the strapons and eating pink taco all night.

"Eating pink taco all night"? You are Lancelot, aren't you? I'm endlessly fascinated about your loathing of "ass eating" for your special li'l dumplin' and the lengths you'll go to get that sweet young woman to "eat pink taco." Sometimes I really wish the socio-political far left didn't have so much help.

I am no prince. Nor do I care about what anyone says about my phrases I type in reguards to sex. The 'great lengths' of playing a movie and asking her occasionally what she thinks about the subject. Actually I don't have a care if she went down on another girl or not, its nothing I would push, or have, or even said I have pushed in this thread. I don't know where you got that from. Oh politics? Uh-huh.

I have had the exact same thing happen before with another girlfriend years back actually.
Uh-huh.

Yea, her name is Kim. She just moved to Vermont I think. But we haven't talked since like January, and she is pretty distant to me nowadays. Maybe she is working at the bar tonight. I could ask her if she remembers that. Maybe we could set up a telephone call to make sure you are completely informed about my sex life, as its just soooooooo fascinating. Isn't it Jeb? You like talking to guys about every detail of their sex life? No?! What gives I thought you needed to know all things me.

I asked her if she would ever have a 3 some with me, and she said she would to see what it is like to be with a woman, as well as to please me.
Uh-huh.

Yea.
Eventually the same thing happened.
No kidding?

Not at all Jeb. How about you u2u me. We can arrange something. Of course I will have to ask her first, but if she is cool with sharing her phone number on a pro-wrestling message board to a man so bored he has nothing else to do except attempt to make me out to be full of shit for some reason, then she might be up for talking to you.

She was in love and didn't want to share me, or even think about me screwing anyone else.
Uh-huh.

Yea. Mikey knew it was a bad idea and lost a girl over it. But hey, when you're a strip club DJ, a new stripper will come along to fuck your brains out soon enough. He got over it.

I think this is also a part of why my current girl says no, she doesn't want to share a guy she loves.
You don't say!

I did say. huh.

Not so much being a liar or manipulative, but for attempting to psycho-analyze somebody based upon no actual knowlege of her, save a few paragraphs, its not a bad try.
Thanks!

Well it wasn't a bad try by any means Jeb.

If I had acted on her suggestions in August, I could've had a 3 some, but I was falling for her and didn't want to risk losing her... I've seen it happen afterall to a friend.
Uh-huh.

Yea.

Now she is in love too and feels the same as I used to. Now I just am sure she won't up and leave me for a girl or some crazy shit, so I wouldn't mind a night with a second girl in bed...
You are a prince among men.

I don't even know what that means. Am I somehow bad for liking the idea of two girls at once. Or do only princes think such thoughts?

Do not bother replying as you have ruined an otherwise light hearted thread with your previous un-characteristic post that for a change had no legs to stand on, and was completely pointless. If you so desire, u2u me about the whole ordeal as it has taken up your interest so much. I won't give you my ex's phone number. I can however call you, and put you on with my current girlfriend (if she is up for it) about midnight when she gets done at work. You can talk all night about our sex life, and her one time interest in the same sex.

edit;typos abound

[Edited on 5-27-2005 by benoitbrokemyneck]


ModSquad004 - 5-27-2005 at 11:15 PM

And to lighten up the mood of the thread, I will say that I am a huge fan of girl on girl porn, am not a fan of Japanese porn - it always seems perverted and too much like rape, and am oddly fascinated but not at all turned on by gonzo films, especially the whole two penises in an ass thing. That's just weird.

Ever seen anime porn? Now THAT's distrubing.

[Edited on 5-27-2005 by ModSquad004]


FusionFistCutter - 5-27-2005 at 11:26 PM

quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad004

Ever seen anime porn? Now THAT's distrubing.

[Edited on 5-27-2005 by ModSquad004]


Do we really need Concrete to come in here? *rimshot*

I keed I keed.


ModSquad002 - 5-28-2005 at 12:49 AM

On the Japanese porn thing, whats up with the blurred privates? Other than the facts that it is utterly effective at making the whole thing totally sucky.


FusionFistCutter - 5-28-2005 at 01:04 AM

I've gathered that Japanese society is still very sheltered when it comes to sexuality, although it's light years more open now than in years past. Hence you can still have schoolgirls being raped by monsters with 18 foot penises for tentacles, but god forbid you see her actually penetrated.


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-28-2005 at 02:29 AM

Yeah, now it does. Actually explaining what you're talking about has this weird way of making that happen.

You see Jeb, I could've just asked for advice on findling girl safe porn. I however felt like elaborating why exactly I was seeking such porn, instead of just tossing an odd question onto the board straight outta left field. Silly me. Had I known you were so curious about every possible detail reguarding the issue, I would've just written a book detailing my sex life for you. But this was never about me, was it? It was about you attempting to poke and prod another person, as to make yourself feel better for somehow "embarrassing" somebody else. Other people just said "hey, check this out", and thanks to those that had fun with it, but not you. You just had to make yourself look so smart, all the while you managed to not know what you were talking about. Uh-huh indeed.

I'm just curious: why do I need to save face?

Because it was your fascination with me, and your failure to actually make any valid points. Other then "I can post uh-huh alot" instead of offering anything of substance of course. I asked a question. Gave some insight as to where the question was coming from. You decided to spend your time, attacking me. And don't say you aren't Jeb. You clearly have more pent up hostility then anyone in the thread. I ask a question, you call my girl a liar, or me stupid. Neither one is correct. You were wrong. You had NOTHING to prove you were right. Thus you are the one needing to save face, or admit you were wrong. Now you can't prove you're right, anymore then you can prove me wrong, as you have no true knowledge of me or my girl's sex life. Sorry you can't fathon a girl not know what analingus is. But she didn't know what it was. Same with her being curious about the same sex. The more girls I meet, the more I am convinced that half of them have been curious at one point or another.

So far as I can tell, I'm not the one smearing strange personal issues all over a message board.

Sorry, but wanting to be with two beautiful girls at once isn't weird Jeb. Nor is a girl being curious. Nor is a girl figuring out that the curiousity is probably just that, and nothing more. OHHHHHHHH THAT'S SOOOOO WEIRD!!!!!!!!

Your girlfriend watches porno with a teamster named Biff.

I thought you knew everything about us. So why are you now just tossing out random crap? Its okay to admit that you enjoy trying to make others look dumb. And its even more okay to admit that sometimes you don't know what you are talking about. Its called not being an asshole for that sake of being an asshole.

Mabey.

Its uh-huh's cousin, Maybe! Great to see no point being made as to how exactly you have my girlfriend completely figured out however.


Nope. But if you could get me her name, I would love to send her a link to this thread.

Didn't you get it. U2U me your phone number, unless she thinks that its totally pathetic that some guy she has never heard of has more interest in her sex life then, anyone else she has never met, we'll call you tonight. Got it?!

Can I have Kim's email address? I really want to send her a link to this thread.

Why do you want to send her the link? Maybe an attempt to embarrass me or something. I still want to know how you reached all your conclusions of my girl's porn viewing habits. Biff doesn't quite make your initial post valid.

Actually, I wouldn't enjoy making fun of this nearly so much if you actually wouldn't furnish so many rich and wonderful details about your sex life. Yes, yes, yes, you boinked Tina, the redheaded paraplegic double-jointed girl. Fine. I know: I wouldn't know her. She was from Niagara Falls.

Actually I chose to furnish rather few details. You just have a creepy fascination with them, so I kept giving them up. I thought maybe you would VALIDATE your initial post if I went on enough... but no. You just wanted to say ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!. Good Job.


And the flare gun went off in your locker.


Ohhhhhh random words!


a man so bored he has nothing else to do except attempt to make me out to be full of shit
Are you suggesting that you need my help for that?

No, I'm suggesting you back up your intial claim with more then uh-huh.

edit-spellun

[Edited on 5-28-2005 by benoitbrokemyneck]


GimmickMan - 5-28-2005 at 02:51 AM

quote:
Originally posted by FusionFistCutter
quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad004

Ever seen anime porn? Now THAT's distrubing.

[Edited on 5-27-2005 by ModSquad004]


Do we really need Concrete to come in here? *rimshot*

I keed I keed.


I read Mod's post and said, "Oh man, wait until FFC gets ahold of that." And not more than 11 minutes later, he did.

I <3 you, FFC.


2HoT - 5-28-2005 at 02:57 AM

I'ts times like these that I really miss RJ...





Anyways, isn't there some sort of holiday comming up soon for you Yanks. I hope so because I got y'all a present.



















mmmbaa...


outback jack - 5-28-2005 at 03:05 AM

quote:
Originally posted by 2HoT
I'ts times like these that I really miss RJ...

Ditto.

About the missing RJ sentiment. Not about the inflatable sheep thingy.
















mmmbaa...


Katie Vick killer - 5-28-2005 at 04:05 AM

What’s with the all hate on Porn storytelling and dialogue, I’ve been know to watch porn just for a laugh! A friend made me a tape and I was actually pissed off he edited out the story and went straight for the “good stuff”.

Anyway here are some classic lines of dialogue.

The Scarlet Women. Avoid at all cost BBMN it’s about a society where anal is band and the towns folk, well I’ll just say brake law, and if the do, they have a Scarlet letter A (A for Anal tattooed on the forehead, the shame) no ass eating but just regular anal

Husband: You know what to do.

Wife: Hmmm mmm:

Husband: What’s mine is yours as along as suck my cock 10 times a day as stated in our contract.

Now that’s a prenup!

Virgin Asshole You want to avoid this at all costs, it’s got some anal in it, Husband can’t fuck his wife up the date (it’s too tight) so they go to a sex therapist who just lubes up her freckle with vasoline and bores her out

Therapist: And now the treatment can begin (after considerably dinning on her “pink taco”. He starts to apply lube to his manhood). The most important thing is to rub it vasoline, (he then fingers her butt) you mustn’t forgot to rub the arsehole!

Some time later. Wife: this better then taking it up the c*~!.

I could go on all day but I think that’s more then enough and seems the best lines are restricted to anal centred films (Stay away from the Butt-Man series).

If your girl likes comedy try Trey Parkers flick Orgazmo there is nothing in it too hardcore and Juli Ashton even makes an Anti-rim job joke, might be a way to ease her into porn. It could be right up your alley!

[Edited on 28/5/2005 by Katie Vick killer]


Ecosystem - 5-28-2005 at 04:58 AM

Flare gun went off in your locker = Breakfast Club?


Krydor - 5-28-2005 at 05:16 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ecosystem
Flare gun went off in your locker = Breakfast Club?


That entire segment was from the Breakfast Club.

"Aside from the numerous girls in the Niagra Falls Area..."

I'm just suprised no reference was made to the taping of hairy butt cheeks in reference to the gist of the thread.


markout - 5-28-2005 at 05:32 PM

BBMN,

I don't know if you've picked up on this, but some of us think this request for "Girl-safe porn" is just a poor excuse for self-fellatio. In fact, if I had to summate your previous posts, it would go something like this:

"I pulls the mad bitches. I gots hoes all up on my shit abouts the THREE-WAY. That's menage-a-three MUTHATFUCKAS!!! Alls I needs is the right non-ass-centric porn to gets her all hot and shit."

In short, it seems like you're bragging and acting like an ass when perhaps all you are intending to do is vent about the status of the porn industry and try to find some shining beacon of hope among smut that there is porn out there that doesn't offend your delicate sensibilities. Either way, you have to understand why you're taking shit about it.

You retort to Jeb that he doesn't know you and therefore shouldn't be calling your statements out as patently false. Well aside from FFC, none of us know you. We are under no obligation to take your words at face value. If some guy goes on the internet and starts spouting off about his fantastically freaky sex life, people are NOT going to believe him. The old adage states that the guy who talks the most gets the least, or something to that effect. This lovely threesome-seeking lass who is somehow freaked by lesbians is for all practical purposes your "girlfriend in Canada" to us. Hence the Breakfast Club references.

You offer to call us and let us talk to her. Really? You will really look your girl in the eye and say "I'm calling some guys I met on the internet to not only prove that you exist but also to verify that you were at one time interested in a threesome"? My God, that's just sad. If she didn't dump you on the spot, I'd be appalled.

The truth is, while none of us really doubt the veracity of what you are saying, just your reasons for doing so. Hey, I'm glad you have a shot at the three-way. Good for you. I still don't really give a fuck. You could have asked for recommendations for your pansy porn simply by saying that what dominates the market today is a little freaky for your tastes. (Although seeing as you have admitted to owning the Bella Donna video with the baseball bat-sized dildo, that would be a lie, wouldn't it?)

Good luck getting the threesome, whether it be real or in your mind. I know, I know. This isn't the first time you've been faced with this dilemma. Well shit. I guess I'll have to visit that town of yours where the chicks are all into that shit.

But you won't catch me talking about it here afterwards. Ass eater.

[Edited on 5-28-2005 by markout]


borntorun - 5-28-2005 at 06:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by markout

If some guy goes on the internet and starts spouting off about his fantastically freaky sex life, people are NOT going to believe him.



But if any girls want to come here and talk about their down and dirty lesbian action, I'll just enthusiastically nod my head up and down and take every word they write as hardcore gospel.


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-28-2005 at 08:02 PM

So having a girlfriend and being in a monagamous relationship is all kinds or freaky eh? I'll tell you something even more freaky and more brag-worthy. Sometimes I let her get on top, not the other way around. I'm so bragging. And a big thanks to you markout for actually giving some advice. And I was venting about the porn industry to an degree, it was just an off-shoot of my desire to find something non extreme.

Although seeing as you have admitted to owning the Bella Donna video with the baseball bat-sized dildo, that would be a lie, wouldn't it?

No I own it. And no, my girl would not want to watch it. I don't see what is challenging to the mind to grasp that fact. Furthermore I expected an amount of ridicule for the thread. But I didn't really find any hint of " a poor excuse for self-fellatio" in any thing I said. Have you ever had sex? I don't know, but if you ever said you did, I wouldn't automatically reply back as means to tell you to stop bragging. Getting laid isn't anything to brag about. Nor is dating a 'curious' girl, as about half of them that I have talked to about that issue seem to be curious. So sorry if it came as bragging, I have no idea how dating a single girl for almost a year is anything that comes off as braggy. Maybe if I was like, yea "my latest girl I pulled last Tuesday might bring a ho over and have a dick sucking contest starring my dick", then that would be bragging. But that never was the tone in the least. And if I was like "talk to this guy, tell him how much porn you have seen", she would more then likey say ''you're fucking wierd sometimes. No" and that would be that. If I perhaps spent my days inflating my ego by berating others' grammer or talking about how inferior another's intellect is compared to my own, in overly wordy, self rightously toned mini-novles, for years on end on a message board, and she learned of this... then she would dump me. But not for talking about her sexuality.

Sorry for the train wreck this has become. Next time Jeb launches into me over something that he has completely figured out, and completely figured wrong, I will say "uh-huh" or "maybe" and let it lay. And Mod003, I'll glad help you out with your request.


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-28-2005 at 08:27 PM

I know the whole woman on top thing is increasingly bizarre Jeb. I know. Look it up if you (not me or Jeb) want to verify. Woman on top is soooooooooo bizarre, its outlawed in 67 differrent nations, and caries punishments ranging from execution, to having message board posters spend their time "not caring" about you by replying to you 4 times in a day. For not caring you really seem to, well, care.



I don't care so much I'm waiting for you to write back so that I can write back. And then when you write back, I will not care more, by... writing back. After that you will write back, then I will continue in my streak of not caring by writing back. Again. Hope to not care some more in the future!
[/jeb]


TarheelMike - 5-28-2005 at 08:28 PM

I'll try again at the "how many posts before this gets closed" game and say 1 again.

Too bad a potential thread of the year has gone down the crapper like this. And there were SO MANY awesome quotes in here. But then it turned into a pissing contest.

Oh well...


ModSquad004 - 5-28-2005 at 08:31 PM

I hear you, Mike. I really enjoyed the thread better when it was lighthearted and fun.



Thank you BBMN and Jeb for ruining my day.

[Edited on 5-28-2005 by ModSquad004]


ModSquad - 5-28-2005 at 08:34 PM

Will I get to have the last word? Only time will tell.

MEAT!


salmonjunkie - 5-28-2005 at 08:39 PM

did someone say Meat?



OMG FIRST WRESTLING-RELATED POST ON THIS THREAD~!


[Edited on 5-28-2005 by salmonjunkie]


Stormtrooper - 5-28-2005 at 08:43 PM

How much does Tori look like Tara Reid in about 15 years in that photo?


Slade - 5-28-2005 at 09:58 PM

Not much considering that Tara Reid should be dead in less than 5 years.


markout - 5-28-2005 at 10:23 PM

quote:
Originally posted by benoitbrokemyneck
Sometimes I let her get on top


Sounds more like she allows you to be on the bottom.

Close this fucker.


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-28-2005 at 10:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad004
I hear you, Mike. I really enjoyed the thread better when it was lighthearted and fun.



Ditto


edit... playin nice

[Edited on 5-28-2005 by benoitbrokemyneck]


ModSquad002 - 5-29-2005 at 07:17 AM

I think that that is Terri and I think she is a goddamn nasty slut!


bigfatgoalie - 5-29-2005 at 02:04 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Stormtrooper
How much does Tori look like Tara Reid in about 15 years in that photo?



Ummm where is "Tori" in that picture? That's like not knowing the girl whose ass your eatin' while watching nasty Brazilizan rape pr0n!!!


Stormtrooper - 5-29-2005 at 02:07 PM

Whatever, the ugly divas don't tend to stick in my mind.


rasslinjunkie - 5-31-2005 at 08:09 AM

Look, all I know is this:

When I'm being tongue-raped in the assmeats by a sheep, while watching hot girl on girl action, I can't help but wonder..."Just what the hell are those OO freaks up to these days?"

So I give the Puerto Rican prostitute a slap on the ass, tip her for the sheep, and bop on over here to see what's shakin'.

Good to know some things never change.
And to think, I was branded a whOOre for my innocent comments on "raking." Tsk-tsk

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to clean up. Can't bear that "wet and squishy" feeling after, but let me tell ya - those goddamn sheep are worth every penny, man.


shashwat mishra - 5-31-2005 at 11:47 AM

Hot as always


Stormtrooper - 5-31-2005 at 12:42 PM

baa


SpaceMountainFatBoy - 5-31-2005 at 03:55 PM

"Raking"?


ModSquad004 - 5-31-2005 at 04:21 PM

SMFB: just use your imagination. I know I do!







Ah, shit! And I'm supposed to be a role model around here...


Eli - 5-31-2005 at 04:21 PM

quote:
Originally posted by rasslinjunkie
Can't bear that "wet and squishy" feeling after,


Ah yes, the ole Bubble Yum...


Thom - 5-31-2005 at 06:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by FusionFistCutter

Do we really need Concrete to come in here? *rimshot*

I keed I keed.


“rimshot”??? Perfect for this thread…

Oh, and now I have visions of Concrete cumming – thanks, dOOd!


Blown Spot - 5-31-2005 at 07:06 PM

And on that note I say 1 more post before this thread is closed.


outback jack - 5-31-2005 at 07:17 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Blown Spot
And on that note I say 1 more post before this thread is closed.


Can't Kyle get a chance to post first?


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-31-2005 at 07:21 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Thom


“rimshot”??? Perfect for this thread…

Oh, and now I have visions of Concrete cumming – thanks, dOOd!



And I thought the thread was bad enough when Jeb and I were going at it. That was sooo not cool Thom.


ModSquad004 - 5-31-2005 at 08:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Thom
“rimshot”??? Perfect for this thread…

Oh, and now I have visions of Concrete cumming – thanks, dOOd!


Trying to outdo FFC, I see. You big perverted nasty-man.

[Edited on 5-31-2005 by ModSquad004]


bigfatgoalie - 5-31-2005 at 08:14 PM

Great...and now Cutter has been called out as being topped...do we really need that?


benoitbrokemyneck - 5-31-2005 at 09:35 PM

{slaps forehead}


When we were fightng in a most hostile and non-sexual way... with knives...and fully clothed.


edit; to make it less gay

[Edited on 5-31-2005 by benoitbrokemyneck]


markout - 5-31-2005 at 10:04 PM

Why is this thread not dead?

Burn! Burn all ye ass eaters! The moment of purification is nigh!


OOMatt - 6-1-2005 at 06:54 AM

No, no, no. This thread is a favorite of all the mods! Even Rick has a post in it! When those in power support something so, it cannot fall.

That said, I expect 003 to roll through here with the thread closing stick any day now. The frigid bitch.


Ecosystem - 6-1-2005 at 05:59 PM

Ever notice how most interesting posts get a some substantial comments the first couple pages, degenerate into yelling, and then you have a lull period where we crack a few jokes?

Some of the banned troll posts, all the other porn-related discussions beyond this one, most of the Current Events stuff that wasn't altogether serious to begin with, etc.

Or maybe it's just me, projecting what I wish was a pattern and therefore interesting.


Thom - 6-1-2005 at 06:39 PM

I’d like to take this time to point out that it’s probably threads like this – on a wrestling site message board – that make Vinnie Mac and Co. think it’s a good idea to put Diva Search crap on TV.

VKM: “Hey, these people like wrestling and porn… Since we can’t actually put porn on RAW, let’s have some bikini contests, Thanksgiving gravy-bowl matches, lingerie pillowfights, and some other scantily clad women in a ‘Diva Search’! And we’ll just put it out there during our normal timeslot. We can give the fans all they want, rolled into one!”

Rest of the WWE board: “Brilliant!”


mooseheadjack - 6-1-2005 at 06:56 PM

well Vince DID have the "Kiss My Ass Club" and we all know it is only a hop, skip and a jump from the Kiss My Ass Club to Gaping Anal TAP Porn.


birdyman47 - 6-1-2005 at 07:42 PM

wow is that a fucking strectch.....