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boystwinsmom
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posted on 2-19-2005 at 03:22 PM Edit Post
Batista The Puppet

Batista is the biggest puppet there is. He does whatever anybody wants. He does not have a mind of his own.
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posted on 2-19-2005 at 03:34 PM Edit Post
I'm sick and tired of him. On four separate occasions now, I have left him a voice mail and he has not returned my call. I know it's those two idiots he's hanging around with. I mean, the guy with the mustache is a no good scoundrel, everybody knows that. And the old guy's just senile. But why does he do what they tell him to do instead of what he wants to do himself?





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boystwinsmom
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posted on 2-19-2005 at 04:18 PM Edit Post
Batista is a Puppet

He is like that personnally and professionally. He does whatever anybody wants him to do. He thinks it is no big deal for rumors to start about babies. His new wrestling name should be pinocchio. He is not even a little boy yet.
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posted on 2-19-2005 at 04:29 PM Edit Post
i dont get it





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 04:55 PM Edit Post
Batista is a puppet. He impregnated me and refuses to answer my text messages.
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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:10 PM Edit Post
TarheelMike and folby are just big old meanies!!! Everybody knows that puppets can't read. How do you expect the guy to reply to a text message when he can't even write his own name?

As far as your unborn babies go... call 1-800-Hey-Gene between the hours of 9am and 5pm and Mr. Snitsky will help you out with that little problem.






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boystwinsmom
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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:23 PM Edit Post
Batista Is A Puppet

Folby , You can write these things on a message board. Well the things I have written, I have written the same things to him. Why don't you do the same.His e-mail is on his official web site. So I will tell you. It is demonwrestling@gmail.com . Why don't you spread the news to him?
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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:26 PM Edit Post
Go away.





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:30 PM Edit Post
Batista's other crimes:


Doesn't always replace an empty roll of toilet paper with a fresh one.

Dials 867-5309 and asks for Jenny.

Lies about how many push-up he can do, in order to impress girls.

Doesn't wait his turn at 4 way stops.

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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:32 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by boystwinsmom
Well the things I have written, I have written the same things to him.


You're stealing Bulldog's gimmick.

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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:35 PM Edit Post
This is a very surreal thread, YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL PEOPLE!





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:39 PM Edit Post
I'm SO glad that you took the time to reregister, Boystwinsmom. Just a quick question: is your clever insight caused by Fetal Alchohol Syndrome, or did you go to some sort of institute where they hit you in the head with hammers a lot?





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:42 PM Edit Post
wait, so Batista is a puppet?
A sock puppet?
OMG!!!!! BATISTA IS MR. SOCKO!!!!!





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 05:51 PM Edit Post
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Folby , You can write these things on a message board. ...Why don't you spread the news to him?
I already told you, I text-messaged him. I think Ric Flair deleted them before Batista had a chance to read them. After all, he is the dirtiest player in the game. I mean, why else wouldn't he reply to "Batista I M yr baby momma". Lousy puppet.

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posted on 2-19-2005 at 06:46 PM Edit Post
Batista is a Puppet

Ric Flair is Gepetto.
Randy Orton is Jiminy Cricket

Presenting...boystwinsmom's Pinocchio!


Jiminy Cricket: (singing)When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
boystwinsmom: Except an email from Pinocchio.
Gepetto:Why haven't you returned boystwinsmom's messages.
Pinocchio: boystwinsmom keeps trying to put his hand up my ass. But I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!
(Pinocchio's nose doesn't grow.)

-FIN-

[Edited on 2-19-2005 by borntorun]





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 07:18 PM Edit Post
What really pisses me off is when Batista doesn't even put the seat back down after he goes to the bathroom. Come on big Dave, it won't be very funny when one of these lovely ladies falls in. What a jerk.





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 07:23 PM Edit Post
i hate when batista inspires douchebag people to register and make idiotic posts.





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 07:40 PM Edit Post
i'll second that...





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 08:33 PM Edit Post
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What really pisses me off is when Batista doesn't even put the seat back down after he goes to the bathroom. Come on big Dave, it won't be very funny when one of these lovely ladies falls in. What a jerk.



No shit, try living with him! I'm always finding vcr tapes not rewound sitting in the vcr and I know its him. Hey Dave, the rewinder is right next to the PS2, just a tip big guy... And don't get me started on his "borrowing" of food, if he eats another bag of my Dorito's, without getting more when he goes to the grocery, I'm gonna snap!

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posted on 2-19-2005 at 09:00 PM Edit Post
this just in: BATISTA IS FFC!!!





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posted on 2-19-2005 at 11:59 PM Edit Post
One time, Batista made me feel very uncomfortable by being standoffish while I was taking himto the DMV over by the Winn Dixie on Navy Boulevarde. He apologized later but it seemed insincere.





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posted on 2-20-2005 at 02:15 AM Edit Post
I heard Batista drools on his pillows, and still wets himself.

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posted on 2-20-2005 at 05:12 AM Edit Post
I thought Booker T was a muppet.....






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posted on 2-20-2005 at 03:15 PM Edit Post
Batista is Stephanie's puppet





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posted on 2-20-2005 at 03:50 PM Edit Post
I don't understand what you all are talking about...

Batista and I talk every day. On Thursdays we have tea.

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