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CCharger - 9-7-2016 at 06:39 PM

Does anyone know where I can find one kind of cheap? Asking for a friend.


Flash - 9-8-2016 at 01:25 AM

Does it have to be new?


janerd75 - 9-8-2016 at 02:26 AM

I know a guy who knows a gay. What you need dog? Got fully articulated and integrated cybernetic Octo-Models. Somebody axe how it's hangin', tell a mothafucka left and right, whichever direction you want holmes, shiiiiit. Old style pigskin sheathing stretched over a poly-alloy, hydraulically-operated chassis or one a' them new WiFi-controlled detachable magnetic jobs with the removable Ultrasmooth reconditioned baby foreskin covers? Cost a bit more though. Ever feel a baby dick you know what I'm talkin' about, nomesayin'?