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Paige/Del Rio Trainwreck SuperThread
CCharger - 10-17-2016 at 02:02 PM

This is probably looong overdue, but the Paige/Del Rio saga is the gift that keeps on giving. Like herpes. It's dominated the Rumor Crap thread for weeks, and it's time it gets its own thread.

Here it is. Of course.

Not sure if Matte or Rick can move some or all of the more recent posts about them over here or even if it matters.


CCharger - 10-17-2016 at 02:10 PM

Here's a good summary of events by anglefan85:

quote:
Originally posted by anglefan85
So, lets see if I got all of this. In the past 5 months, we've had:

Paige gets a "Papi" tattoo on her finger
Paige had that incident in Vegas
Del Rio gets suspended
Paige gets suspended
Del Rio is released
Paige gets an Alberto tattoo
Paige gets suspended. Again.
Paige blames WWE Favoritism.
WWE reveal Paige took something illegal.
Paige (and Del Rio) awkwardly avoid the topic in an interview.
Paige proposes to Del Rio at event.

And on top of all of that, all of this happened while Del Rio is in the middle of a bitter divorce trial.

At the end of the day, it's her life and she's at the age where she can make her own decisions in life, but I just do not see this ending well at all. I hope I'm wrong about that, but this has all the makings of a disaster.



CamstunPWG187 - 10-17-2016 at 04:16 PM

I called for this move earlier. You guys wouldn't listen, but here we are.

Paige's dad, Ricky Knight, recently posted the following on his Facebook

"Putting his out there then saying no more,about it to anyone I am totally against my daughter marrying that man statement over", and that's in verbatim.

Apparently he was very upset about a particular clip of Albert and Paige backstage and he's grabbing her by the neck in a very sexual, creepy way.


CCharger - 10-17-2016 at 04:23 PM

You were right, Cam. Thanks for taking time out and pointing that fact out to us.


TomS - 10-17-2016 at 06:36 PM

anglefan's post missed out Alberto getting stabbed at some point in those few months.


Count Zero - 10-17-2016 at 07:41 PM

"Allegedly" getting stabbed. No police reports, or something? I dunno. This is pretty trainwrecky, sadly.


Gobshite - 10-17-2016 at 08:26 PM

Alberto getting stabbed by CrazyPaige
Alberto getting stabbed whilst doing a drug run with Paige.

Both pretty plausible theories at this point.


bigfatgoalie - 10-18-2016 at 12:57 AM

How did you miss Alberto being stabbed while stabbing Paige (with his penis).


anglefan85 - 10-18-2016 at 02:31 AM

Yeah, this has been a crazy 5 months. Pretty sure this is everything thus far:

- Paige starts dating the married Alberto
- Vegas incident
- WWE separates them in the Draft out of fears the effect their relationship is having on her.
- Del Rio and Paige are suspended the same day for 30 days Wellness 1.
- Del Rio quits/leaves WWE
- Paige claims failure it because of being late for a drug test
- Rumors of Paige having a neck injury surface, backed by the rantings of her family and accusations of WWE mistreating her.
- Del Rio is "attacked and injured" defending Paige from knife wielding maniac. Claim that police and hospital were involved but no proof is found.
- Paige fails again. 60 days for Wellness 2.
- Paige claims for a prescription that she may or may not have given to WWE.
- Del Rio and Paige's family claim mistreatment by WWE and failure was for a prescription.
- WWE, in a rare public statement on a Wellness failure, deny Paige's story and announce she failed for taking an illegal substance.
- Del Rio posts screenshots of text messages describing a neck injury, claims it is from Paige's doctor and about her, as proof WWE is mistreating her claiming they don't think she has an injury.
- Paige proposes to Del Rio following a match in PR.
- Paige's father makes statement against the engagement on Facebook before pulling it.
- Del Rio is still married.

And then this popped up today. And well...yikes...



[Edited on 10-18-2016 by anglefan85]


Matte - 10-18-2016 at 03:20 AM

Yikes what, though? Two people in a relationship being caught on camera displaying some kinky affection? I know I've been the annoying devil's advocate in the Paige/ADR saga, but some things really are just overblown. Maybe I'm just too comfortable with certain fetishes, but I see nothing wrong with that gif.


anglefan85 - 10-18-2016 at 03:36 AM

Well, aside from that part, I'm also thinking about the fact that Paige supposedly has a major neck issue, and doing something like that just seems reckless.


Paddlefoot - 10-18-2016 at 07:16 AM

Paige has been removed from the opening theme segment for RAW in another sign that the end for her in WWE is nigh.


CCharger - 10-18-2016 at 03:11 PM

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/1017/618497/paige-talks-engagement-to-alberto-del-rio/

That's a link to a video of Paige discussing her engagement to ADR. She's seems to be moving her head and neck around without any discomfort...


First 9 - 10-18-2016 at 03:52 PM

Man are Del Rio's tattoos ugly.

With so many physical issues(her curved pine, her damaged neck) I think Paige's days were WWE was numbered anyway. Shame, but I like how the ''Anti-Diva'' is the one whose really lived it up to the diva bimbo stereotype with ridiculous antics outside the ring and her body not being able to handle the road.

Maybe now WWE will stop with the really young signings. Orton is there only positive example of that working out.


Foxcalibur - 10-18-2016 at 07:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Yikes what, though? Two people in a relationship being caught on camera displaying some kinky affection? I know I've been the annoying devil's advocate in the Paige/ADR saga, but some things really are just overblown. Maybe I'm just too comfortable with certain fetishes, but I see nothing wrong with that gif.


Yeah, she's... clearly terrified? What a monster?

I swear, this story evokes a perfect storm of smark slutshaming and pearl-clutching. Oh everyone's stars and garters!

Does this relationship seem like it'll pan out? Nope. Is Paige currently making wise career decisions? Debatable. WWE certainly wasn't doing anything with her besides meddling in her personal life. Is Alberto some sort of abusive asshole? Not according to anything we've heard. His worst crime appears to be cheating on his wife with a younger woman, which is at worst sleazy and selfish.

But my guess is, Paige will get her body fixed up and go work the indies and Japan to great success, and Alberto will likely do the same without the neck-fixing. Whether or not they stay together, the support structure is clearly there for them to land on their feet.

In other news, Reby sky tweeted a dig at them being more crazy than her pretend family. Because throwing shade at peers you don't know is way classy.


Chris Is Good517 - 10-19-2016 at 09:51 PM

The bigger issue with the gif is that as was already pointed out, Paige is trying to get WWE to nickel up for neck surgery that company doctors are already saying she doesn't need. Maybe him grabbing her playfully by the neck isn't such a good look.

Also there are rumors floating out there, and take them with salt to your taste, that Del Rio got stabbed by a drug dealer that Paige wasn't able to pay.


Paddlefoot - 10-20-2016 at 01:46 AM

Apparently she went under the knife for her surgery today so, return to WWE or not, she's out of action for three to seven months. Good luck to her and hopefully she heals properly, and that she and her crazy boyfriend don't do anything to jeopardize her health and safety while she recuperates.

🙏🏻 pic.twitter.com/ffruQEjY2s

— PAIGE (@RealPaigeWWE) October 19, 2016



So tiny! So helpless! So squee!



[Edited on 10/20/2016 by Paddlefoot]


CCharger - 10-20-2016 at 04:41 AM

They're both excited about those sweet, sweet Vicodins.

[Edited on 10-21-2016 by CCharger]


anglefan85 - 10-21-2016 at 03:45 PM

When taken out of context, that looks like the picture of an adult holding the hand of a child.

When taken in context, that's a picture of an adult holding the hand of a woman that's been acting like a child.


Gobshite - 10-27-2016 at 02:28 PM

The operation will reportedly keep Paige out of action for over 6 months.
That's usually as long as it takes for a recently released superstars star to fall a bit as far as indie bookings go, and is definitely longer than Paige typically holds interest in a relationship.

So I'm calling it now: they'll never get married, and will be separated by the time she's medically able to wrestle again.


Wickedfrost - 10-29-2016 at 09:19 PM

A buddy of mine out east just posted a photo of he, Paige and Alberto having supper last night. That's quick recovery.


batsnumbereleven - 10-30-2016 at 12:03 PM

quote:
Originally posted by First 9
Orton is there only positive example of that working out.



Yeah, it only took them a dozen years to get him to stop acting like an asshat.


CCharger - 11-1-2016 at 03:15 PM

Cageside Seats is reporting that Paige is looking into doing a video blog which will chronicle her life with ADR. She is hoping to parlay it into a reality TV show, which of course she is.


Paddlefoot - 11-1-2016 at 03:45 PM

This is why I suggested someone napalm the offices and production facilities of the E! channel because they're the motherfuckers most likely to green-light a show like that. ADR's cartel buddies might be interesting but Paige's drunk chav family/friends won't be.


Ortonmustdie - 11-1-2016 at 09:58 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
This is why I suggested someone napalm the offices and production facilities of the E! channel because they're the motherfuckers most likely to green-light a show like that. ADR's cartel buddies might be interesting but Paige's drunk chav family/friends won't be.


One more in a long list of reasons for that crap channel to be wiped from the face of the planet, IMOHO.

Take the Bravo channel with 'em.


Chris Is Good517 - 11-1-2016 at 10:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
Cageside Seats is reporting that Paige is looking into doing a video blog which will chronicle her life with ADR. She is hoping to parlay it into a reality TV show, which of course she is.


"My life is an embarrassing, depressing train wreck. May as well monetize it."


Lizzyp224 - 11-9-2016 at 01:10 AM

Is it wrong I've become disgusted by them? He isn't even divorced yet. Have some decency to keep it quiet till than. That is just me. I know not everyone thinks that way.


CCharger - 7-14-2017 at 03:10 PM

Bumped for relevance.


Paddlefoot - 7-14-2017 at 05:44 PM

Christ, thought you bumped this because they'd both been found dead in a burned-out bullet-riddled Escalade just outside of Juarez.


CCharger - 7-14-2017 at 06:53 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Christ, thought you bumped this because they'd both been found dead in a burned-out bullet-riddled Escalade just outside of Juarez.

No, but I bumped this for the eventuality.


janerd75 - 7-14-2017 at 07:44 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Christ, thought you bumped this because they'd both been found dead in a burned-out bullet-riddled Escalade just outside of Juarez.


Uh oh, looks like Paige and Alberto found a new dealer...


Paddlefoot - 7-14-2017 at 08:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Christ, thought you bumped this because they'd both been found dead in a burned-out bullet-riddled Escalade just outside of Juarez.

No, but I bumped this for the inevitability.


Minor fix.


anglefan85 - 7-21-2017 at 08:30 PM

www.prowrestlingsheet.com/airport-alberto-patron-not-suspect/#.WXJHmNMrJE4

quote:
GFW Global Champion Alberto El Patron is no longer under investigation by police over the airport altercation earlier this month between he and Paige … Pro Wrestling Sheet has confirmed.

A rep for the Orlando PD tells us that due to the detective’s investigation determining that Paige is the one who should be charged for domestic violence, they no longer view El Patron as a suspect.

As we previously reported, police believe Paige should be charged with battery. The State Attorney’s Office is currently reviewing the case before a final decision is made.

Alberto was suspended indefinitely by GFW after the incident was made public. We’ve reached out to the company to see if the suspension will now be lifted.

Safe to say Paige was telling the truth about what happened.


Matte - 7-23-2017 at 05:25 AM

It's going to be posted by somebody, so I'll just go ahead with it. +1 post count.


Paige looking thin. Real thin.

https://twitter.com/Artvelascor/status/888900434882052097


Chris Is Good517 - 7-23-2017 at 06:27 PM

Yikes. She looks very unhealthy.

WWE just needs to go ahead and issue an ultimatum to her. Go to rehab or lose your job.

They don't need the PR nightmare for what looks like the inevitable tragic conclusion to this saga happening on their watch. Rock's little movie isn't that important.


punkerhardcore - 7-23-2017 at 06:54 PM

Jesus, I'm so sick to death about reading about these two fucking idiots. I wish they'd both just Linkin Park themselves soon, and save everyone all the gossip about their terrible relationship.


GodEatGod - 7-24-2017 at 05:44 AM

quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Jesus, I'm so sick to death about reading about these two fucking idiots. I wish they'd both just Linkin Park themselves soon, and save everyone all the gossip about their terrible relationship.


Yeah, they should kill themselves so you aren't forced to see gossip.

Fuck you.


punkerhardcore - 7-24-2017 at 06:20 AM

Yeah, they should.

Stop being such a pussy all the time around here. Goddamn.


OOMike - 7-24-2017 at 01:21 PM

quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Yeah, they should.

Stop being such a pussy all the time around here. Goddamn.


Or you could just um I don't know, ignore the fucking stories, scroll past, or just not click on the fucking link. But hey why should you be inconvenienced when you could just ask for two people to commit suicide.


GodEatGod - 7-24-2017 at 01:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by OOMike
quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Yeah, they should.

Stop being such a pussy all the time around here. Goddamn.


Or you could just um I don't know, ignore the fucking stories, scroll past, or just not click on the fucking link. But hey why should you be inconvenienced when you could just ask for two people to commit suicide.


"I hate reading all these stories about Paige and Alberto!" *clicks on link entitled Paige/Del Rio Trainwreck Superthread* "OH TRICKED AGAIN."

[Edited on 7-24-2017 by GodEatGod]


punkerhardcore - 7-24-2017 at 04:48 PM

Well you guys certainly showed me with that impeccable logic.

Real question: if a friend tells you they are hungry enough to eat a horse... do you actually show up at their door with a horse?


And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.


williamssl - 7-24-2017 at 05:02 PM

quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore


And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.




GodEatGod - 7-24-2017 at 05:48 PM

quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.


Only if the last post was from janerd, to be fair.


janerd75 - 7-24-2017 at 06:48 PM


Paddlefoot - 7-24-2017 at 09:49 PM

Half expecting one day to find that the new story on Paige will be how Alberto rented her out to some of his buddies the same way Chuck Traynor used to do to Linda Lovelace and that footage of the event has somehow been "leaked" all over the internet.